skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
For a Few Dollars More (1965) dir. Sergio Leone

It is a time when life is cheap, but death can be lucrative, and bounty killers have come to the land. One such killer is referred to as "Monco" (Clint Eastwood) because of his preference for doing things left-handed. Another is Colonel Douglas Mortimer (Lee van Cleef), a former Confederate officer who's fallen on hard times. When notorious bandit El Indio (Gian Maria Volante) is broken out of prison, his bounty is raised to $10,000 dollars, dead or alive. Both hunters are eyeing this prize; can they work together long enough to collect it?

This is the middle part of the Man with No Name trilogy, and another classic spaghetti Western. Hard men do hard things in a harsh land where there are no good choices.

The movie has Sergio Leone sharing the writing credit, showing that he can come up with a good story (with help) even without a Japanese film to borrow from.

Monco (or Manco in the Spanish) remains the sarcastic Man with No Name or clearly identified past, though it would appear the hand that got injured in A Fistful of Dollars is still giving him some trouble. His character remains somewhat static.

Colonel Mortimer, on the other hand, has a very definite past, and hidden depths. He reads the Bible on long trips, has picked up safecracking skills and his bounty hunting has an end goal beyond mere money making. Which isn't to say that he is not a cold-blooded killer and manipulator.

Mortimer has realized that El Indio, being a bit loco, will head for the most impregnable bank in the territory, in El Paso. He's guessed right, as has Monco, but neither of those knows the real reason the bandit has picked that bank. El Indio has learned a secret that makes this bank much easier to rob than anyone might have guessed.

El Indio, despite his bland nickname, is a dangerous man. He pretends to have something of a code of honor, but cheats to make sure he does not actually have to fight on equal terms, and is unnecessarily cruel. He's subject to abrupt mood swings, self-medicates, and has flashbacks involving a musical watch that get more revealing as the movie returns to them. His large gang may be convenient for staging robberies, but not so much for splitting the loot, but El Indio has a plan for that.

Ennio Morricone does the music again, and I think I like it best here in the middle movie where it takes breaks more often and thus has a bit more impact.

Content note: In addition to a lot of gun violence, there's an extended torture scene, partial female nudity, rape and suicide. A minor character has his deformity picked on.

If you're watching the rest of the trilogy, this is also very worth seeing.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike

Strange things are afoot in Yokohama, possibly involving aliens. Defense Agency workers Oikawa (Atsuro Watabe) and Segawa (Koen Kondo) are assigned to go undercover and investigate. But they aren't the protagonists of this story.

Instead, the focus is on third-grade teacher Shin'ichi Ichikawa (Sho Aikawa), who is not good at his job. He's unpopular with the students, who take it out on his son in bullying. Ichikawa's wife is probably cheating on him, and his teenaged daughter Midori (Yui Ichikawa) is stepping out with an older man. His one joy is secretly cosplaying as his favorite childhood superhero, Zebraman. He's shocked but happy when new transfer student Shinpei Asano (Naoki Yasukochi) turns out to also be a fan of the obscure (it was cancelled after seven episodes) show, and it does not hurt that Shinpei's mother Kana Asano (Kyoka Suzuki) is an attractive widow who works as a nurse.

Things take a turn for the weird when Ichikawa decides to show his recently completed costume to Shinpei one night, gets lost, and runs into the Crab Killer (Akira Emoto). This nutter wears a rubber crab on his head and uses scissors to attack women and pesky witnesses. To Ichikawa's complete surprise, as soon as he's attacked, he suddenly has the skills to defend himself, just as though he actually is Zebraman!

Ichikawa soon learns that somehow, he is in fact Zebraman and the old show was a prediction of the future. He gets into the role, but there's a catch. The final unaired episode ends with Zebraman dying and the world falling under alien domination!

This movie is an affectionate parody of Japanese tokusatsu superhero shows, but also is a good example of the subgenre. Fortean Times magazine is treated as though it's a respectable scientific journal, a cheesy kids' show from the 1960s predicts the future, the military's go-to response to the alien threat is a nuke, and a Bush is still in the White House in 2010. In particular, there's never any explanation of Ishikawa's developing superpowers. Fate says there must be a Zebraman, so there is a Zebraman.

The cinematography shifts to match different eras of Japanese superhero shows as well as "modern" film.

The acting is...okay. The characters are largely "types", especially those that have become possessed by aliens.

Content notes: As expected from a Miike movie, there's a bit of body horror and over the top violence. Some male nudity in a non-sexual context. Oikawa insists on holding hands with Segawa in public as part of their cover story of being a gay couple, and one of Ishikawa's fellow teachers is transphobic. Underage sex is implied but not shown. The English dub has more swearing.

Overall, a fun movie for fans of Japanese superheroes, which should also be enjoyable by American superhero fans.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew

Don (Wannakit Sirioput) had one job. Go to a remote village in Thailand, buy an ancient amulet at way below market price, and return it to mob boss Komtuan (Suchao Pongwilai) for sale on the black market. He failed because the village chief is saving the amulet for his son Humlae (Petchtai Wongkamlao) to wear when he finally returns to the village to take up his priestly role. Not wanting to return empty-handed, Don steals the head of Ong-Bak, the village's guardian statue. The village is stricken with drought, and there are only six days left before the festival of Ong-Bak must be held to save it. The villagers turn to their tree-climbing champion Ting (Tony Jaa) to go to Bangkok and retrieve the head.

Ting is also skilled in the art of Muay Boran (an older form of Muay Thai) but has been warned never to use it except in self-defense as his master once killed an opponent in the ring and has been consumed with guilt ever since. The villagers pool their meager resources to aid Ting in his quest.

Once in Bangkok, Ting looks up Humlae to assist him. But Humlae has become the grifter George, perpetually losing at gambling and in debt to thugs. George's only ally is his girlfriend Muay Lek (Pumwaree Yodkamol) who is allegedly a college student but mostly helps George with his scams. George has no interest in anything having to do with his hick home town or tracking down stolen stones. That is, until Ting stumbles into an underworld fight club and turns out to be awesome at kicking butt. Now, if he can just get Ting to make him some money....

This was the first Tony Jaa film to make it big in the West, and sparked a renewed interest in Thai films in general. Part of the attraction was that Jaa did all his own stunts without the aid of wires or computer graphics, which had come to dominate larger budget martial arts films at the time. Mix realistic-looking kickboxing and some parkour-style jumping, and you've got some very nice action scenes. I especially liked the Tuk Tuks (minicabs) chase sequence.

Komtuan puts in a strong performance as a man who doesn't let the fact that he's lost his larynx to throat cancer and is confined to a wheelchair stop him from villainous hubris.

One of the themes of the movie is "country good, city bad." Ting is pure of heart and the villagers wholesome. The city dwellers are pretty much all jerks, most of the visible ones being mobsters or mobster-adjacent. Humlae/George has lost sight of what's truly important in life, Muay is only slightly nicer, and even Ting darkens and becomes more violent as he spends time in Bangkok. A more direct contrast is when Ting chews natural herbs to refresh his energy before the final fight (good) while his opponent injects artificial chemicals (bad.)

If the movie has a flaw, it's that the plot is a bit thin. This is the kind of story where the movie would have been a good hour shorter if George hadn't kept trying to trick Ting into making money for him, or the bad guys simply turned over the stone head that was worthless to them.

Content notes: Violence, not usually too graphic. Don and a woman of negotiable virtue start a sex scene, but when Ngek mentions she wants to get clean, he murders her with a cocaine overdose. Also, one of the villainous fight club opponents molests a waitress and insinuates that Thai women are prostitutes. Komtuan smokes through a hole in his throat.

Ong-Bak gave martial arts film makers a kick in the pants and upped their game, so other movies since then have surpassed it. But it's always good to go back to films that set off a trend and enjoy them on their own merits.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa

Sayuri (Yachie Matsui) has mostly been okay with living at the Catholic orphanage with the Director nun (Kuniko Miyake) and handsome "big brother" Tatsuya (Sei Hiraizumi). But now she's been adopted by the Nanjo family, and she's determined to be a good daughter to her new parents. Perhaps the overnight death of one of the maids by heart attack is a bad omen, but it could have been a coincidence.

Sayuri's new father, Goro Nanjo (Yoshiro Kitahara), is a noted herpetologist, and is called away to an urgent find in Africa on the very night she arrives, leaving the new daughter in the care of her new mother, Yuko Nanjo (Yuko Hamada) and head servant Shige Kito (Sachiko Meguro). It soon becomes evident that there's another person living in the house, and Sayuri is introduced to her new sister Tamami (Mayumi Takahashi). This person was not mentioned to Sayuri during the adoption process, but she's willing to be a good sister as well.

Tamami is...odd, and is hostile to Sayuri. She may or may not be a snake person, but her behavior is explained away as selfishness or jealousy, and any physical evidence vanishes whenever Sayuri tries to show it.

Sayuri tells her woes to Tatsuya, who is not convinced anything supernatural is going on (some of Sayuri's experiences are obvious dream sequences) but does suspect that all is not on the up and up. He consults with the Director, who tells Tatsuya that Tamami wasn't mentioned as living in the Nanjo home, because she isn't supposed to be. She was institutionalized two years ago after a mental breakdown where she started thinking she was a snake. Yuko must secretly have sprung Tamami and hid her in the house without Goro's knowledge.

Tamami's getting more and more openly hostile to Sayuri, but there may be a more sinister force lurking in the shadows.

This movie was loosely adapted from the horror manga of Kazuo Umezu ("Cat-Eyed Boy") and includes some of his trademark bizarre imagery. It uses its dark house with darker secrets setting well, and is just vague enough about the supernatural bits that you're kept guessing through most of the film whether they are actually happening, faked, or Sayuri's just hallucinating.

The big twist towards the end you may have seen coming, but doesn't answer the question of why that person went to such elaborate lengths when the only people that needed fooling was the audience.

Content notes: bullying, many scenes with snakes, and one very vivid multiple spider scene.

The film is fairly rare, and you might have trouble tracking down a good print, but if you like an old-fashioned spooky movie, this one has its charms.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) dir. Sergio Leone

Our title characters are introduced in reverse order. The Ugly, Tuco (Eli Wallach), is an outlaw with a price on his head, guilty of a long list of crimes that have more than earned him a hanging. He's a survivor who's always thinking of his own hide and interests. The Bad, Angel Eyes (Lee Van Cleef), is a hired killer who's discovered a bigger payday than his client had hinted. And the Good, Blondie (Clint Eastwood), is the Man with No Name, whose goodness is shall we say relative?

Tuco and Blondie are running a scam where Blondie turns Tuco in for the bounty money, then saves his partner from the noose at the last moment. Blondie is smart enough to quit while they're ahead, but keeps all the money from their latest sting and strands Tuco in the middle of nowhere. Tuco is understandably enraged and seeks revenge. However, just as he's about to finish Blondie off, they learn clues about the location of the chest of gold Angel Eyes has been searching for. Since they now each need each other to get the big score, they must now cooperate.

However, they soon stumble upon Angel Eyes' trap for the original thief, and the killer learns half the secret. Now a series of side-switches and double-crosses will lead all three men to a final showdown.

Oh, and I should mention that this is all happening in 1862, during the Arizona campaign of the American Civil war, so the Confederate and Union Armies are fighting all around this.

This was the third film Sergio Leone made with Clint Eastwood, and the most epic. The American importers were the ones who decided to market all three films as though Clint's character was not just a very similar type, but actually the same person. In which case, this is a prequel to the other films which take place after the Civil War.

Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack music, which is excellent, especially when it switches up to a soft, beautiful piece the Confederate prisoners of war are forced to play to cover up the sounds of Tuco being tortured by Angel Eyes and his goons.

Lots of great visual sequences, long non-speaking scenes and nifty dark humor, particularly from Tuco. Speaking of which, we learn the most about Tuco of the three main characters. We meet his old friends and his estranged brother, and his version of why he became a criminal. Even though he's a bad person, we can sympathize with Tuco a bit, as opposed to the cold Angel Eyes.

In addition to the aforementioned torture, there are a couple of ugly wounds on display, and some male nudity. (There are almost no women in the movie and they're all fully clothed bit parts.)

The restored version runs almost three hours, and is not for the impatient.

One of the great Westerns, worth seeking out if you haven't previously seen it.
skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang

Metropolis is the city of the future; brightly lit skyscrapers connected by sky highways, and grand gardens where the children of the elite play. Metropolis is the city of the future; workers spend half their days working at dangerous machines they do not fully understand the function of, then shuffle off to their sunless dormitories far below the surface of the earth. Metropolis is both these cities, and a city divided against itself cannot stand.

Freder (Gustav Frolich) is one of the most privileged people in Metropolis. His father Joh Fredersen (Alfred Abel) is the head of the government which is run like a business. But Freder knows nothing of what has to be done to run the city, spending his time on sports and cavorting with girls trained for the purpose. That is until one day he sees Maria (Brigitte Helm), who has brought a gaggle of workers' children to the sky gardens to see how their brothers live. This appears not to be actually illegal, but is. not. done., so Maria and the kids are quickly sent off by the servants. Freder, however, is intrigued by this young woman who is unlike anyone he's ever met.

While searching for Maria, Freder learns for the first time of the inhumane working conditions inflicted on the city's laborers, and witnesses an industrial accident caused by overwork. The machine is directly compared to Moloch, whose fiery belly requires human sacrifice. Freder goes to confront his father, who assures him that the workers are being treated as they deserve.

Joh Fredersen is not, however, entirely unaware that the city's treatment of its labor force is unjust. He fears unrest, and knows that something is going on underground. His plan, however, does not involve allowing unions or compliance with OSHA regulations. Instead, he turns to his old friend and former romantic rival, the mad scientist Rotwang (Rudolf Klein-Rogge.)

Years before, the two men had competed for the affections of the beautiful Hel, who wound up marrying Joh Fredersen and died giving birth to Freder. Rotwang has since lost a hand (replacing it with an apparently mechanical prothesis) and creating a Machine-Man that can be given a human appearance. Rotwang's plan is to make the robot into a copy of Hel for his very own. Joh Fredersen has other ideas. He orders that the Machine-Man be turned into a copy of Maria. It seems that Maria has been preaching the idea that the workers and owners can be brought together by a mediator that has the best interests of both sides in mind. Joh Fredersen wants the workers to revolt in a controlled manner so that he'll have an excuse to crack down on them and replace them with robots.

Rotwang is aware, as Joh Fredersen is not, that Freder and Maria have made contact, and Freder is the long-awaited mediator. He kidnaps Maria and creates the False Maria, but with instructions to turn both the elite and workers into mobs that will between them destroy the city and get Rotwang's revenge.

This film is one of the classics of science fiction cinema, directed by Fritz Lang from a script/novel written by his wife, Thea von Harbou. The special effects are amazing by 1927 standards, and are still very watchable today. The film was heavily influenced by German Expressionism, and is full of symbolism that does not attempt to hide its nature. If you are used to the language of silent film acting, it does a good job of conveying emotion and character.

The version I watched was the 2010 Kino restoration with about half an hour of footage restored from an Argentinian print. It's still quite good without that footage, but some plot points get obscured in the shorter cuts. Unfortunately, since the Argentine film was badly damaged, the clarity of the picture suffers. This cut also uses a close version of the original film score.

Younger audiences might find this movie a harder pill to swallow. Between having to read intertitles, the peculiarities of silent film acting, and the substantial length, middle schoolers and below may find their seats squirming. High schoolers who've been eased in with shorter silent films should be okay. On the content front, there's suicide, and an extended erotic dance by the False Maria.

Highly recommended to science fiction fans and cinema fans.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
Jaws 2 (1978) dir. Jeannot Szwarc

It has been four years since the island community of Amity suffered a series of attacks by a great white shark. Most of the people have recovered, and things are looking up, with a new Holiday Inn (tm) opening, and Len Peterson's (Joseph Mascolo) real estate business is booming. But some disturbing incidents are occurring. Some scuba divers go missing, a speedboat explodes for no apparent reason, and a killer whale washes up on a beach with huge chunks bitten out of it. Police chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) becomes convinced that another man-eating shark has taken up residence in the local waters.

Mayor Vaughn (Murray Hamilton) is not convinced. After all, the one shark being near Amity was the result of a once in a lifetime fluke. All these incidents could be other things unconnected to each other. And Amity's economy is finally back on track, another shark scare could kill the tourist trade. Even Ellen (Lorraine Gary), Chief Brody's wife, is a little skeptical. And Mr. Peterson, her boss, is downright derisive.

When Chief Brody overreacts to a mysterious shadow in the waters off the public beach, shooting (cyanide bullets!) at a harmless school of bluefish, the town selectmen fire him.

Meanwhile, the older Brody son Michael (Mark Gruner) is in high school now, and participates in the local teen culture of sailing small, often improvised boats. (Even the stereotyped nerds sail!) His little brother Sean isn't ready to help sail, but is old enough to want to tag along. When his father's worries about the possible shark beach Michael with a terrible land job, Michael is easily convinced by a hot girl to go sailing with the gang anyway, and Sean is taken along because he threatened to fink.

Of course, as the audience has known all along, the killer shark is very real, and it's up to ex-chief Brody to save the teens...or what's left of them.

When the original Jaws was a huge success, the studio insisted on a sequel. Steven Spielberg refused to return as director, having done everything he wanted to do with sharks. The substitute director didn't work out and relative newcomer Szwarc was tapped. After floundering around for a while, the director, writer and crew were able to cobble together a workable story. They were fortunate enough to get several key actors back, though Richard Dreyfuss refused, so marine biologist Hooper is "in Antarctica" for the duration.

The movie itself is pretty good, nicely shot and uses John Williams' music well. Chief Brody's emotional trauma from the first movie resurfacing and affecting his judgement is portrayed well, and it's believable that the people around him begin to have doubts about his fitness for duty.

On the other hand, the shark's behavior is ludicrously unrealistic, more like a serial killer than a wild animal. This peaks when the shark manages to take out a helicopter! I mean, it's cool, but no.

Content notes: A couple of gruesome corpses, a touch of swearing, the camera lingers over swim-suited women's butts. Peterson's behavior towards Ellen is uncomfortably touchy-feely; in-movie it's mostly treated as inappropriate because she's married to the protagonist, but it's also inappropriate behavior toward an employee in general and society's attitude towards that has hardened.

Oh, I should mention that the reason that I'm reviewing this movie is because there was a big sticker covering up the "2" on the DVD cover, and I thought I was getting the original.

Still, this is an enjoyable summer blockbuster film and welcome in a time when most of us can't get out to the beach.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
The Giant of Marathon (1959) dir. Jacques Tourneur

The year is 490 B.C., and the mighty Phillipides (Steve Reeves) has just won the Olympics. Back home in Athens, Phillipides is appointed the leader of the Sacred Guard. Their job is to ensure that Athens remains a democracy, even with the threatened invasion of King Darius of Persia. But not everyone in Athens is opposed to the idea of being ruled by Persia. In particular, Teocrito (Sergio Fantoni) and his crony Creuso (Ivo Garrani) would bend the knee to Darius in exchange for local power. They plot to bring Phillipides to their side to neutralize the Sacred Guard.

As part of the plan, Teocrito orders his kept woman Karis (Daniela Rocca) to seduce Phillipides. This fails because Phillipides has just now fallen in love with a mysterious girl he recently met. This turns out to be Andromeda (Mylene Demongeot), daughter of Creuso and involuntary betrothed of Teocrito. When Teocrito attempts to offer Andromeda to Phillipides (since he doesn't actually love her and sees her as a bargaining chip), it doesn't sway our hero, but does sour him on Andromeda (because he thinks she's voluntarily going along with this) and he retires to his farm.

King Darius' fleet arrives along with the traitor Hippia, and Phillipides is called out of retirement. He quickly realizes that the Athenians cannot defeat Persia alone and goes to request the aid of Sparta. Teocrito tries to stop him, but ambushes having failed, defects to Darius with a plan to circumvent the defending army.

It's up to Phillipides to save the day by running from Marathon to Athens!

This Italian/French peplum (sword and sandal) movie is loosely based on events surrounding the Battle of Marathon. The "giant" part is metaphorical, with Phillipides being merely a reasonably large human with excellent muscles.

The acting is reasonable for a B-movie, Reeves has some good wrestling scenes, and the dancing girls move nicely. Both men and women wear skimpy outfits, though the men are on screen a lot more.

The version I watched is the one put out by The Film Crew, a riffing group that included MST3K alumni Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy. They skipped the silhouettes and just did quips during the movie, most fairly funny. The mid-movie break sketch was tedious, though.

Both the original and riffed versions are fun time-wasters.
skjam: Ghost cat in a fez (fez)
Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard

Once upon a time, the mammals of the world ran solely on instinct. Predators ate prey, and that was the way things were. But over time, evolution happened and now you no longer have to be defined by your species. Mammals live in peace with each other, and anyone can be anything! Especially in Zootopia, a city built on species diversity. That's why Judy Hopps wants to go there and become a police officer, helping make the world a better place.

The first of her hurdles is that culturally, bunnies aren't police officers. They're agricultural workers, to be blunt, farmers. Traditionally the police force draws from predators and the larger prey species for their physical prowess. Judy isn't going to let being the first rabbit police officer candidate stop her, though. Despite struggles with the physical demands of police academy, Judy persists, and becomes the valedictorian of her class. Mayor Lionheart exercises his authority and assigns her to District One, the central police station of Zootopia.

Chief Bogo is not impressed by his new affirmative action rookie and assigns Judy to meter maid duties while most of the rest of the force is working missing mammal cases, of which there's been a rash. Judy does pretty well on her first day, exceeding her quota for tickets issued before noon. But then she runs into petty hustler Nick Wilde, who tricks her into participating in one of his money making enterprises in a small way. A cynical sort, Nick predicts Judy will soon lose her idealism.

Officer Hopps stumbles her way into being asked to solve one of the missing mammal cases within the next 48 hours, a task that has baffled the entire police force for two weeks. Her badge is on the line, and she has to proceed without the police computers as she's never been given access. The case file on Emmett Otterton is nearly empty, but Judy does spot a clue that places Nick near the scene, and she manages to blackmail the fox into assisting her.

Nick's not very helpful at first, pranking Judy a couple of times, but some leads are gained, and the two begin to have some grudging respect and empathy for each other. When Nick realizes just how serious the situation is (the missing citizens turned into violent "savages" before disappearing) and how badly Chief Bogo treats Judy (similar to how he's been treated in the past, though for different reasons), he talks the Chief into letting Judy have her full 48 hours.

And they crack the case! However, the mystery of why some mammals, all predators, have been turning savage is not cleared up, and during a disastrous press conference, Judy's own prejudices lure her into making some comments that sow discord between predators and prey. Nick breaks off their new friendship because of her bigotry. Tensions increase in Zootopia as more predators turn "savage." When Assistant Mayor Bellwether, now acting mayor, wants to make Officer Hopps the new face of the ZPD, Judy resigns instead.

But as often happens in cop movies, this temporary leave of absence allows Judy to realize what's really going on, reconcile with Nick, and save the day. Everybody dance!

This nifty Disney movie manages its metaphors for racism and ethnic prejudice by not having any of the species directly map on to a real-life group. Instead, much of it is based on animal stereotypes that the various mammals defy, embrace or subvert. And no one is immune. However idealistic Judy may be about everyone living peacefully together, she still harbors prejudice, especially against foxes, and that leads her to some poor choice of wording. Some of her struggles read more as sexism or prejudice against rural people. Nick faces a lot of negative stereotypes, but leans into some of them, and is not above touching Assistant Mayor Bellwether's hair without asking when he gets the chance.

The scene where desk sergeant Clawhauser is asked to move from the reception desk to the basement records department because he's not the image the police department wants to project right now will resonate with many adult watchers.

There's good voice acting, nice music (though I am less impressed with Shakira's big number than Disney might have expected) and the setting with its multiple climates and size accommodations is really cool.

The joke with the naturist (not wearing clothes) mammals goes on a bit too long, and some viewers may question whether having Nick join the police force at the end is really a happy ending.

Overall, this is going to be a good movie to revisit every five years or so so that new layers of meaning will resonate with the viewer. Recommended.
skjam: (gasgun)
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) dir. Nick Grinde

Dr. Henryk Savaard (Boris Karloff) has a radical idea to improve the chance of successful surgery. Much of the risk of an operation comes from the fact that the patient is alive, their body still functioning. Make a mistake, and you kill the patient. But suppose, now hear me out, suppose the patient was already dead? The surgeon could take as much time as he liked and cut where necessary without worry. The only problem then would be returning the patient to life. And as it happens, Dr. Savaard has invented an external artificial heart which, in theory, will jumpstart the body's functions, bringing the "dead" patient back among the living.

Dr. Savaard's student Bob has volunteered to be the guinea pig for an experiment to test the device. Unfortunately, nurse Betty Crawford (Ann Doran) gets cold feet and goes to the police. The cops arrive just as Dr. Savaard and his assistant Lang (Byron Foulger) are figuring out the details of the pump's operation. Despite the pleas of Dr. Savaard, his daughter Janet (Lorna Gray) and sympathetic journalist "Scoop" Foley (Robert Wilcox), the police refuse to let him continue the reanimation process. The ensuing autopsy kills Bob for real, but it's Dr. Savaard who's placed on trial.

An unsympathetic judge and prosecutor, as well as several scientifically illiterate jurors, make it an open and shut case against Dr. Savaard. You can see the milk of human kindness draining out of him. When he is sentenced to be hanged, Dr. Savaard makes a "you'll all be sorry" speech. He seems unusually calm as he faces his doom.

And no surprise there, for a disguised Lang claims the hanged man's body, fixes the broken neck, and uses the pump to revive Savaard. Unfortunately, it looks like the oxygen deprivation to the brain has done some damage, and Dr. Savaard is no longer interested in benefiting mankind.

Six supposed suicides by hanging of the jurors later, the remaining people who were responsible for Savaard's death (plus "Scoop") are called together at his old mansion. There the now mad scientist reveals his existence so that he can enjoy killing them one by one.

This horror-tinged thriller holds up pretty well, though actual medical researchers may quarrel with Dr. Savaard's experimental protocols. There's ingenious use of death traps and psychology, and Dr. Savaard shifts between sympathetic and maniacal with ease.

None of the hangings take place on-screen, and there's no blood. Some viewers may agree with the prosecutor's attitude towards the prospect of wholesale organ transplants. And because this movie was made under the Hays Code, evil cannot prosper in the end.

This is a short film, just over an hour long, and will work well as part of a double feature, or when you want a complete shock story in a limited amount of time.
skjam: (gasgun)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) dir. Sergio Leone

San Miguel, a village near the Rio Bravo in northeast Mexico, is an unhappy place. There are more widows than wives, and the only man making an honest living is Piripero the coffin maker (Joseph Egger). The trouble is that there is not just one criminal gang in town, but two, the rumrunner Rojo brothers, and the gunrunner Baxter gang. Into this tense situation rides the Man with No Name (Clint Eastwood). He sizes up the village, and realizes that he can manipulate the gangs and earn...a fistful of dollars.

With the bartender Silvanito (Jose Calvo) as his only confidant, the Man skillfully plays both sides, offering his services first to the Rojos, and then secretly to the Baxters. With a chestful of Army gold at stake, it's easy to make the bodies pile up. But the Man takes pity on Ramon Rojo's (Gian Maria Volante) captive Marisol (Marianne Koch, who gets second billing despite a relatively small part) and arranges her escape, which leads the Man into the hands of the enemy.

This was the first of Sergio Leone's "spaghetti Westerns" made in part because Hollywood had started moving away from the dominance of Westerns in the American film industry, and the Westerns that were coming out from the U.S. were "thinky." Leone wanted plenty of action and surprises, and he certainly delivered! Much of the movie's structure, plotline and characters were lifted from Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo (1961) which was in turn a very loose adaptation of Red Harvest (1929) by Dashiell Hammett. Leone made this movie his own with connotations of Italian and Spanish history, particularly their involvement in World War Two.

This was a very different sort of Western than American audiences were used to, with a morally ambiguous protagonist who winds up being actively punished for momentarily thinking of someone other than himself. Although not overly bloody, it's brutally violent--more people are shot in the opening credits than in most Hollywood Westerns' entire plots. The Man was no invincible hero, having to literally crawl and hide and beg for help at one point due to his injuries.

The movie is well shot, and Ennio Morricone's music is justly famous (though a couple of scenes early on have a bit too much of it.) Clint Eastwood was born for the part of the Man with No Name, and the other actors do a good job. Sadly, some of the dubbing isn't quite up to snuff.

Content notes: some of the violence is bloody and it's generally brutal, there's an extended torture scene, and while it's not called rape and not on screen, it's pretty clear what's happening to Marisol.

Recommended for Western fans who enjoy moral ambiguity and a plot that cuts out a lot of explanation in favor of moving ahead.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CHUD Challenge. A member of the CHUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during March, and post reviews of same.

The 13th Warrior (1999) dir. John McTiernan
20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 2: The Last Hope (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 3: Redemption (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi

Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Adventures of Gallant Bess (1948) dir. Lew Landers
The Adventures of Rex and Rinty (1935) dir. Ford Beebe
An Affair to Remember (1957) dir. Leo McCarey
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008) dir. Mark Atkins
All-Star Superman (2011) dir. Sam Liu
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) Bernard Vorhaus
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
Anna Karenina (1948) dir. Julien Duvivier
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
Apocalypse (1997) dir. Hubert de la Bouillerie
The Armour of God (1986) dir. Jackie Chan
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) dir. Bernard L. Kowalski
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011) dir. Christopher R. Mihm
The Avenging Eagle (1978) dir. Chung Sun
Azumi 2 (2005) dir. Shusuke Kaneko

Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Bat (1926) dir. Roland West
Batman vs. Two-Face (2017) dir. Rick Morales
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
Beast of the Yellow Night (1971) dir. Eddie Romero
Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
The Black Room (1935) dir. Roy William Neill
Blood Brothers (?) dir. Chang Cheh
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green
Braveheart (1995) dir. Mel Gibson
A Bucket of Blood (1959) dir. Roger Corman
Bulldog Drummond Escapes (1937) dir. James P. Hogan
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) dir. George Roy Hill

Captain Kidd (1945) dir. Rowland V. Lee
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Chained for Life (1951) dir. Harry L. Fraser
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Child Bride (1938) dir. Harry Revier
Chocolate (2008) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Conquest (1983) dir. Lucio Fulci
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone
Crypt of the Vampire (1964) dir. Camillo Mastrocinque

The Dead Matter (2010) dir. Edward Douglas
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Dementia 13 (1963) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
Devil Girl from Mars (1954) dir. David MacDonald
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) dir. Guy Hamilton
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) dir. Chester Erskine
The Enforcer (1976) dir. James Fargo

Father's Little Dividend (1951) dir. Vincente Minelli
Final Encounter (2000) dir. David Douglas aka For the Cause
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Flash Gordon: Rocketship (1936) dir. Ford Beebe
The Flying Deuces (1939) dir. A. Edward Sutherland
The Flying Scotsman (1929) dir. Castleton Knight

Gaslight (1940) dir. Thorold Dickinson
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Goldfinger (1964) dir. Guy Hamilton
Gone With the Wind (1939) dir. Victor Fleming
Great American West (1973) dir. Denis Sanders
The Great Escape (1963) dir. John Sturges
The Green Hornet Strikes Again! (1940) dir. Ford Beebe
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) Dir. Lauren Montgomery

Hang 'Em High (1968) dir. Ted Post
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
The Hasty Heart (1949) dir. Vincent Sherman
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr
Horror Hotel (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey

The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird
Inuyasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass (2002) dir. Toshiya Shinohara

The Jade Mask (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Jailhouse Rock (1957) dir. Richard Thorpe
Jodhaa Akbar (2008) dir. Ashutosh Gowariker
Juggernaut (1936) dir. Henry Edwards
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010) dir. Sam Liu
Justice League Doom (2012) dir. Lauren Montgomery
Justice League vs. the Fatal Five (2019) dir. Wes Gleason

Key Largo (1948) dir. John Huston
Kitaro (2007) dir. Katsuhide Motoki
Kunpan: Legend of the Warlord (2002) dir. Tanit Jitnukul

The Land that Time Forgot (2009) dir. C. Thomas Howell
The Last Time I Saw Paris (1954) dir. Richard Brooks
Law of the Wild (1934) dir. B. Reeves Eason
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994) dir. Jing Wong
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
Lost Canyon (1942) dir. Lesley Selander

Ma and Pa Kettle (1949) dir. Charles Lamont
Mad Ron's Prevues from Hell (1987) dir. Jim Monaco
Magnum Force (1973) dir. Ted Post
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
The Man with the Golden Arm (1955) dir. Otto Preminger
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) dir. RZA
Martial Angels (2001) dir. Clarence Ford
Maze (1996) dir. Atsushi Aono
The Medicine Man (1930) dir. Scott Pembroke
Meera (1992) dir. P.C. Sreeram
Meeting at Midnight (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Metropolis (2001) dir. Rintaro
Militant Eagle (1978) dir. Chia Chih Li
The Milky Way (1936) dir. Leo McCarey
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (2004) dir. Tensai Okamura
Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom (2006) dir. Toshiyuki Tsuru

Outlaws of the Desert (1941) dir. Howard Bretherton
The Over-the-Hill Gang (1969) dir. Jean Yarbrough

Paradise Canyon (1935) dir. Carl Pierson
The Plague of the Zombies (1966) dir. John Gilling
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (2000) dir. Matsamitsu Hidaka
Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Prodigal Boxer (?) dir. Unknown, stars Fei Meng
Project A 2 (1987) dir. Jackie Chan

Rage at Dawn (1955) dir. Tim Whelan
Ready Player One (2018) dir. Steven Spielberg
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung
The Return of the Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang

Samurai Princess (2009) dir. Kengo Kaji
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) dir. Allan Dwan
The Scarlet Clue (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Secret of the Andes (1998) dir. Alejandro Azzano
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon
The Seven Samurai (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) dir. Michael Herz
Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace (1962) dir. Terence Fisher
The Shooting (1966) dir. Monte Hellman
Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa
The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952) dir. Henry King
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) dir. William Cottrell
Spy Smasher (1942) dir. William Witney
Suddenly (1954) dir. Lewis Allen
Summer Wars (2009) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960) dir. Terence Fisher

Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Tears of the Black Tiger (2000) dir. Wisit Sasanatieng
Terror by Night (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Tulsa (1949) dir. Stuart Heisler

Volcano High (2001) dir. Tae-gyun Kim
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

The War of the Worlds (1953) dir. Byron Haskin
Weird Woman (1944) dir. Reginald Le Borg
When Worlds Collide (1951) dir. Rudolph Mate
White Comanche (1967) dir. Gilbert Kay
Wildfire (1945) dir. Robert Emmett Tansey
Winds of the Wasteland (1936) dir. Mack Wright
Wonder Woman (2009) dir. Lauren Montgomery


Why, yes, most of these are from discount bins, why do you ask?

Previous Challenge movies:

Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise
Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel
Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii
Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman
eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenburg
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) dir. Sergio Leone
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
The Fly (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann
For a Few Dollars More (1965) dir. Sergio Leone
The General (1926) dir. Clyde Bruckman
The Giant of Marathon (1959) dir. Jacques Tourneur
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) dir. Sergio Leone

Hanna (2011) dir. Joe Wright
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
Jaws 2 (1978) dir. Jeannot Szwarc
The Kennel Murder Case (1933) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow
The Last Tycoon (2012) dir. Jing Wong
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983) dir. Kinji Fukasaku
Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) dir. Nick Grinde
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam

Night of the Living Dead (1968) dir. George A. Romero
One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Operation Condor (1991) dir. Jackie Chan
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan
Return of the Fly (1959) dir. Edward Bernds
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson
Star Trek (2009) dir. J.J. Abrams
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata
Tales from Earthsea (2006) dir. Goro Miyazaki
Tales of Terror (1962) dir. Roger Corman
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) dir. Hideo Gosha
Twice-Told Tales (1963) dir. Sidney Salkow
White Zombie (1932) dir. Victor Halperin
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike
Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard
skjam: (gasgun)
Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel

Detective Inspector Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) of the San Francisco Police Department is not a nice man. He hates everyone equally (or at least that's what his coworkers say) and has trouble phrasing things politely. In an establishing moment early in the film, Callahan defuses a potential suicide by enraging the man into attacking Callahan instead. He's known as "Dirty Harry" because whenever the police department has a dirty job, Callahan's the man to send. Right now, his top priority is catching the "Scorpio Killer" (Andrew Robinson), a sniper who's demanding money from the city to stop killing.

With one partner dead and another in the hospital, Callahan doesn't want another partner, but that's not the way the brass operates, so he's assigned Hispanic college graduate Chico Martinez (Reni Santoni). As it turns out, sniping from rooftops is something a modern big city police department can shut down pretty well, especially if like the Scorpio Killer, you insist on leaving taunting notes telling them you're going to do it.

Barely escaping from an ambush by Callahan and Martinez, the Scorpio Killer switches to kidnapping, abducting a teenage girl and burying her with (he claims) a limited supply of oxygen. The mayor (John Vernon) agrees to pay a ransom, and Callahan is assigned as bagman. After running Harry all over town, the killer confesses that he has no intention of releasing the girl alive; he just wanted to also kill a cop. Martinez manages to save Callahan at the cost of being badly wounded himself, and the killer takes a crippling leg wound.

A doctor who treated that wound is able to tell Callahan and his new temporary partner De Giorgio (John Mitchum) where the killer hangs out. On a deadline, the police officers do not wait for a warrant and break into a local stadium. They are able to catch the Scorpio Killer and Callahan is able to extract the girl's location even as the killer screams that he has "rights."

As indeed the killer does. Even though the girl is found dead, the District Attorney (Josef Summer) says that due to Callahan's not having a warrant and having tortured the suspect, he's forced to toss out all the evidence and the killer will walk free (with a very bad limp.) For the record, the Scorpio Killer could still have been tried for assaulting a police officer (Harry) as Harry hadn't done anything illegal at that point.

The Scorpio Killer can't leave well enough alone, and hires a professional to rough him up, framing Callahan for this. And then the killer decides to kidnap a busload of children, leading to the final confrontation.

This movie was part of the vigilante justice fad in fiction, as recent court cases had seemed to give criminals more rights than victims. Thus the killer is entirely unsympathetic and it's pointed out how unjust his release is. (And the holes in the legal reasoning are ignored because movie.) Dirty Harry is surface cool, and all tough guy who likes to taunt criminals he has at a disadvantage. He does have friends, but only ones who are able to put up with his frequent barbs.

Good use is made of the San Francisco location, and I want to give a special shout-out to supervising hair stylist Jean Burt Reilly for Callahan's distinctive haircut.

The movie was hugely popular (four sequels!), though Clint Eastwood came to be uncomfortable with the role, and the last sequel The Dead Pool was only agreed to so that Mr. Eastwood could fund a film about jazz. Ronald Reagan loved it, and quoted the tagline "Make my day" at least once.

Content notes: violence, sometimes bloody; brief torture, full female nudity, mention of rape.

Very much a movie worth seeing, but beware falling for the politics.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang

Many years ago, the Poison Clan used its powerful martial arts techniques for evil. By this means, they amassed great wealth, but also many enemies. The remaining members had to move into the remote wilderness to keep their lore alive. Now the last teacher of the Poison Clan (Dick Wei) is dying. He instructs his final pupil, Yang Tieh (Chiang Sheng) to go out into the world to check up on the five previous students, Centipede, Snake, Scorpion, Lizard and Toad. Some of them may be using their martial arts for evil; if so, Yang will need to ally with one of the less evil ones to defeat the more evil ones.

This won't be easy--each of the former students always wore a mask during training, so that no one, either the teacher or each other, knew who they actually were. In addition, Yang's training was incomplete, so he won't be a match for any one of the Venoms in their special skills. But there is a clue that might help. Years before, one of the teacher's colleagues had absconded with the clan treasury. His true name and appearance aren't known either, but clues suggest a particular town he's hiding in. The Venoms will certainly converge on that town to find the embezzler and the treasure, and thus Yang should be able to find them.

Indeed, some of the Venoms have come to the town, and Bookkeeper Yuan and his entire family are murdered in an attempt to find the treasure. Police officers Meng Tianxia (Kuo Chui) and Chief Constable Ma (Sun Chien) are assigned to the case, and Yang gives them some behind the scenes help, but political corruption and dirty cops stand in the way of justice.

This is one of the classic kung fu films, with exciting action, well-staged fight scenes with distinctive style use, and just enough mystery to keep the audience guessing. No time is wasted on romantic subplots or other distractions.

Mind, this also leaves little time for subtle characterization--the scene where Snake (Wei Pai) admits that he's discovered he has a conscience too late for it to do any good is about as much nuance as we get.

Content notes: there's some torture in a judicial context (both historically accurate and highly dubious versions), blood, and a couple of the murders are more wince-inducing than others.

This film is referenced a lot in other films and martial arts stories, so is a must-watch for martial arts fans.
skjam: Ghost cat in a fez (fez)
Return of the Fly (1959) dir. Edward Bernds

It has been fifteen years since the mysterious and horrific death of Andre Delambre, which was officially ruled a suicide. His widow Helene never got over the events, and her passing seems almost a mercy to her brother in law Francois Delambre (Vincent Price). But there are still people who are not letting go of their suspicions about what happened that night, including an obnoxious reporter (Jack Daly) and Andre's son Phillipe (Brett Halsey). Phillipe, who has followed in his father's footsteps as a scientist, demands the truth. Francois reluctantly reveals the secret--Andre developed a teleportation device, but carelessly merged his cells with those of a fly in the same chamber, becoming a monstrous hybrid.

Phillipe is not deterred by this revelation; he's determined to vindicate his father's work. Since Francois does not want to support this effort, Phillipe moves the equipment to his own manor and poaches an assistant from the family electronics manufacturing concern, Alan Hinds (David Frankham). They refurbish the basement laboratory and we are introduced to housekeeper Madame Bonnard (Janine Grandel) and her lovely daughter Cecile (Danielle DeMetz), who is sweet on Phillipe.

Francois eventually comes around, if only to make sure that there are no accidents this time. And indeed, Phillipe is far more careful with the teleporter than his father. But he's already made a crucial mistake, and by the end of the film, The Fly returns.

The Fly had been a modest success the year before, so this quickie sequel was made. To save money, it was shot in black and white, and Mr. Price was the only returning actor. Most of the sets and props were still available, which also helped save money. Of course, the internal chronology of the film has it set in 1973, but everyone's still driving 1950s cars and wearing Fifties fashions, and Francois does not look fifteen years older.

That said, despite some production goofs, I enjoyed this movie. The writing is good, and the cast does an excellent job with the material. Dan Seymour as Max Barthold, a crooked mortuary owner, is especially fun in his minor role.

There's another sequel, Curse of the Fly but it doesn't have Vincent Price so I've never seen it.

Recommended to folks who saw the first movie and don't mind sequelitis.
skjam: (fanfic)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam

It is 932 A.D., and Arthur, King of the Britons(Graham Chapman), is looking for knights to join him at his Round Table in Camelot. Mind you, not everyone is impressed by his title. His initial attempt at recruitment is derailed into a discussion about the carrying capacity of swallows, and later a peasant named Dennis objects to the entire concept of kings being chosen by the Lady of the Lake giving them swords. Despite these early setbacks, King Arthur is able to assemble a small team of knights, Sir Bedivere the Wise (Terry Jones), Sir Lancelot the Brave (John Cleese), Sir Galahad the Pure (Michael Palin), Sir Robin the Not Quite So Brave as Sir Lancelot (Eric Idle) and Sir Not Appearing in This Film (William Palin). They are then called upon by God (Graham Chapman, animated by Terry Gilliam) to seek the Holy Grail!

Honestly, what more can I add to the already massive amount written about this movie? It's one of the all-time comedy classics, starting with the "Swedish" subtitles during the opening credits, and continuing all the way to the nonsensical ending. It's become a foundation of nerd humor and references, quoted constantly. One of my earliest science fiction convention experiences was walking into the consuite at about two A.M. and listening to five drunk fellows recite the entire movie from memory in chorus, apparently entirely spontaneously.

The movie holds up very well. Making the lack of budget a part of the comedy with the coconut "horses", running gags like the swallows, using bits of Arthuriana that usually don't make it into adaptations (like Lancelot's habit of going berserk in combat and killing people he really shouldn't have, then apologizing.) Many of the jokes are even funnier if you know the story of the production of the movie.

Content notes: There are some gory bits, mostly played for humor, and some off color language and naughty humor that some parents might not want preteens exposed to.

While this movie is an absolute must to watch at least once so you will know the references, it's worthwhile watching again and again every few years for the things you missed the last time, and a good group watch. Highly recommended.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson

World War Two may be over, but Charlie Chan (Sidney Toler) is still working for the federal government. This proves useful when an old friend asks his assistance in handling a series of murders. It seems that each victim works for the Sixth National Bank, and died of cobra bites. But cobras aren't native to North America, and there's been no reports of missing or stolen snakes. Chan is called in because he worked an earlier case in Shanghai with a similar modus operandi, and is the one person available that might be able to identify the man suspected in that case, Jan van Horn. And because the bank is storing medical radium for the Feds, Chan has authority to investigate.

Of course, it's not quite that easy. Jan van Horn was badly burned in the Japanese attack on Shanghai before he escaped, and his appearance is likely to have changed. Charlie Chan does know he had distinctive hair. Hair which looks very similar to the bank president's hair...and the president admits to being in Shanghai during the time in question. Chan quickly realizes this is a red herring.

More interestingly, each victim had visited Joe's Coffee Shop shortly before dying. And the most recent victim, Mr. Black, was seen talking to a young woman and man both of whom disappeared afterwards. The young man turns out to be private detective Ned Stewart (James Cardwell) who'd been hired to tail bank secretary Paula Webb (Joan Barclay) only to fall head over heels for her. He doesn't know the reason he was hired, but after Mr. Black's murder, he was dismissed by his pseudonymous employer.

The niftiest thing about this movie is the "jukebox" with a human operator who can see the customer through a television apparatus and has two-way communication with the customer via radio. The customer speaks their order and the operator manually puts on the record. I've only seen this one other place, a Dick Tracy story, but I wonder if there was an actual jukebox with this gimmick that both fictional accounts are based on.

Charlie Chan is assisted by his bumbling Number Three Son Tommy (Benson Fong) and cowardly driver Birmingham Brown (Mantan Moreland) who do uncover several clues and are less prominent in this installment of the series, making their comedy relief more bearable.

There are several nice twists, and an exciting conclusion with Charlie Chan and his assistants trapped underground by an explosion. This is a superior entry for this late in the series, and recommended to mystery fans who can forgive the whole yellowface thing.
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
Hanna (2011) dir. Joe Wright

Hanna (Saoirse Ronan)has been raised since infancy in an isolated cabin in the Finnish wilderness by her father Erik Heller (Eric Bana). He's taught her survival, hunting and combat, a bunch of encyclopedia entries, and a cover story to give anyone who asks. Hanna's grown into a strong girl who can take care of herself. Or at least, she's pretty sure of that. Sure enough to press the button that her father has told her will summon the CIA. As it happens, the button does in fact alert the CIA to Erik's location.

Erik's long gone by the time they arrive, but the CIA is able to capture Hanna and take her to a secure location in Morocco. Hanna insists on talking to Erik's old boss Marissa Wiegler. When the woman gets too close, Hanna kills her and escapes. What Hanna doesn't know is that Marissa (Cate Blanchett) sent in a double, and is still alive.

Hanna is befriended by British tourist Sophie and her family, but is dogged by the now-rogue Marissa and her deadly underlings as she heads to Berlin for a reunion with her father. She has some questions that need answering!

As might be expected from a modern movie with the CIA in it, there's a lot of "black and gray morality." Hanna kills quite a few CIA operatives, some of whom were not actually trying to kill her at the time. Marissa and her crew, on the other hand, have no compunction about slaughtering innocent civilians just to shut their mouths. Erik's not clean-handed either.

There are some trippy visuals and fairy tale motifs. The former is used best in a scene where Hanna suffers sensory overload as every electronic device in a motel room activates at once--one of the things Erik didn't prepare her for is just how noisy civilization is! One other lesson he skipped was emotionally connecting to people; the seemingly air-headed Sophie helps a bit with that.

Marissa is an effective villain, part Big Bad Wolf and part Evil Stepmother. She's clever, ruthless, but has her failings, such as liking impractical footwear. The accent chosen for the character sounds incredibly phony but this may be deliberate.

Content notice: child abuse.

Recommended for action movie fans.
skjam: created by djinn (Bottomless)
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan

In the fading years of the Nineteenth Century, the waters off Hong Kong are infested with pirates. It's the duty of the Hong Kong Coast Guard to deal with said pirates, and they haven't been doing a very good job. Sergeant Ma Yue "Dragon" Lung (Jackie Chan), the most competent member of the Coast Guard, would dearly love a victory. Especially as there's friction between the Coast Guard and the land police, who have had to fund the sea-going disasters at the price of their own salary budget. While many cops and Coast Guard members are individually friends, there's a strong inter-service rivalry. The tension comes to a head with a restaurant-smashing brawl started by the arrogant Captain Tzu (Biao Yuen), nephew of the police captain.

This disgrace could be wiped out by the Coast Guard's next mission against the pirates, but all their ships are blown up while still at anchor. It's almost as if someone told the pirates exactly where and when to strike! The Coast Guard is disbanded, and the troops reassigned to the land police under the direction of Captain Tzu, who tries to give them some disciplined spit and polish, but is an ass about it.

Captain Tzu gets a hot tip that a notorious gangster is holed up in an exclusive club owned by the wealthy shipping magnate Chao, and brings along Sergeant Ma Yue and a couple of other undercover officers to make a quiet arrest. Things quickly go south as the club employees refuse to cooperate, and the higher-ups in the police force seem more interested in not upsetting Mr. Chao than in bringing in the criminal. Dragon turns in his badge in disgust (and Captain Tzu is not pleased either.)

Dragon is contacted by his shady old friend Fei (Sammo Hung), who's been hired by the pirates to obtain some police rifles. Fei doesn't care if the pirates get the rifles or are captured by the government, as long as he gets his payday. What follows is a complex series of plans, counter-plans and doublecrosses as Dragon and Fei try to achieve their not-always-congruent goals.

This action comedy is one of my personal favorite Jackie Chan movies, and was successful enough to spawn a sequel Project A 2 and have its title parodied by one of my favorite animated films, Project A-ko. You can see the strong Buster Keaton influence in the physical comedy, particularly a running chase/battle scene on bicycles, followed by a clock tower battle, and then a spectacular falling stunt from the clock tower. (So spectacular that the movie uses two different takes so as not to waste them.)

There's a bravura scene where Dragon gets to call out the venality of the British consul and not only not get punished, but trusted with the concluding anti-pirate mission, which was probably a favorite of native Hong Kong residents at the time.

I watched the American dub this time, which skips a couple of comedy bits and has ordinary credits, rather than the set with outtakes from the film. This may have caused the verbal humor to suffer a bit; some of the minor characters' voice acting didn't quite hit.

Isabella Wong has a pretty thankless role as Winnie, the daughter of the Coast Guard Admiral, who is sweet on Dragon. Her primary function is to be useless during the bicycle chase scenes so Dragon has to rescue her several times.

Jackie Chan plays to his strengths here as a hero who's more competent than most of the people around him, but still prone to miscalculation, pratfalls and pain. (A nice bit in the first fight scene is Jackie and Biao Yuen breaking off combat with each other to hide and express how much each other's blows hurt.)

This is a fun film that melds martial arts action and comedy well.
skjam: (fanfic)
eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenberg

In the not so distant future, virtual reality games are a commonplace. At a deconsecrated church, genius game designer Allegra Geller (Jennifer Jason Leigh) is about to plug a dozen lucky volunteers into a demonstration of her new title, eXistenZ. But just as she's activating the main biopod, one of the audience members turns out to be an assassin toting a biotech gun that evaded the metal detector at the door. Allegra's shot, and her biopod may have been damaged, so she has to go on the run with newbie PR flack Ted Pikul (Jude Law).

Realizing that Antenna Research may have been infiltrated, Allegra insists on going off the grid. In order to make sure that her biopod, which contains the only master copy of eXistenZ, is still operable, she wants to play the game with Ted. Problem! Ted has a horror of surgery and has never been fitted with the bioport in his spine necessary to play VR games.

After a couple of false starts, including an excellent performance by Willem Dafoe as a mechanic named "Gas", Allegra and Ted are finally ready to play eXistenZ, but what they find there is so disturbing that Ted begins to suspect this isn't a "game" at all. Or at least not a game you can win.

David Cronenberg is known for creepy body horror and blurring the lines of reality, and this movie does not disappoint on either front, starting with the fleshy biopods used to play the games of this world. Later on we find out how they're made (or do we?) which is pretty freaky. The sort of thing Philip K. Dick might have written if he'd lived long enough to see video games really take off.

The acting and dialogue is sometimes a little wonky, but this is a deliberate effect as the characters navigate different levels of game/reality/game reality; some of them are just Non-Player Characters, but sometimes the protagonists also seem not quite real.

More recent events in the world of video gaming have lent extra resonance to certain parts of the movie, particularly the resentment towards the female game designer. Also, Christopher Eccleston has a small role for all you Doctor Who fans.

Content note: In addition to the body horror, there's a scene that's pretty much sexual assault, as Ted and Allegra are forced by the game to make out hot and heavy.

Overall, if you can stomach the horror portions, this is a fascinating look at immersive gaming and the potential pushback.

Profile

skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (Default)
skjam

July 2025

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
131415 16171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Aug. 3rd, 2025 12:17 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios