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Getting to be a fairly impressive list on its own.

Previous Challenge movies:

The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) dir. Nathan H. Juran
The 13th Warrior (1999) dir. John McTiernan
20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
48 Hours (1982) dir. Walter Hill
984: Prisoner of the Future ((1982) dir. Tibor Takacs
1917 (2019) dir. Sam Mendes

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) dir. Damian Lee
Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Act of Love (1980) dir. Jud Taylor
Adventures of Gallant Bess (1948) dir. Lew Landers
The Adventures of Rex and Rinty (1935) dir. Ford Beebe
The Adventures of Tartu (1943) dir. Harold S. Bucquet
An Affair to Remember (1957) dir. Leo McCarey
Airplane! (1980) dir. Jim Abrahams
Alexander the Great (1963) dir. Phil Karlson
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) Bernard Vorhaus
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Anatomy of a Psycho (1961) dir. Boris Petroff
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
The Ape Man (1943) dir. William Beaudine
The Armour of God (1986) dir. Jackie Chan
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
The Avenging Eagle (1978) dir. Chung Sun

The Ballad of Andy Crocker (1969) dir. George McCowan
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997) dir. Toshihiko Masuda
Batman Vs. Two-Face (2017) dir. Rick Morales
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
Beast of the Yellow Night (1971) dir. Eddie Romero
Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) dir. William Beaudine
Better Off Dead (1985) dir. Savage Steve Holland
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) dir. Martin Brest
Beyond Obsession (1982) dir. Liliana Cavani
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
The Bishop Murder Case (1929) dir. David Burton
The Black Book (1949) dir. Anthony Mann
The Black Cat (1934) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Black Hooker (1974) dir. Arthur Roberson
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Black Room (1935) dir. Roy William Neill
Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott
Blood Brothers (1973) dir. Chang Cheh
Bloody Pit of Horror (1965) dir. Massimo Pupillo
Boys of the City (1940) dir. Joseph H. Lewis
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green
Braveheart (1995) dir. Mel Gibson
The Breed (2001) dir. Michael Oblowitz
Broadway Limited (1941) dir. Gordon Douglas
The Broadway Melody (1929) dir. Harry Beaumont
A Bucket of Blood (1959) dir. Roger Corman
Bullitt (1968) dir. Peter Yates
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) dir. George Roy Hill

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) dir. Robert Wiene
Captain Blood (1935) dir. Michael Curtiz
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Casablanca (1942) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Case of the Curious Bride (1935) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Case of the Howling Dog (1934) dir. Alan Crosland
The Case of the Lucky Legs (1935) dir. Archie Mayo
The Case of the Velvet Claws (1936) dir. William Clemens
The Casino Murder Case (1935) dir. Edwin L. Marin
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Cat People (1942) dir. Jacques Tourneur
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Chained for Life (1951) dir. Harry L. Fraser
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Chocolate (2008) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) dir. Steven Spielberg
Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling
The Comancheros (1961) dir. Michael Curtiz
Conquest (1983) dir. Lucio Fulci
Coogan's Bluff (1968) dir. Don Siegel
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone
Creatures the World Forgot (1971) dir. Don Chaffey
Crypt of the Vampire (1964) dir. Camillo Mastrocinque
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Curse of the Cat People (1944) dir. Gunther V. Fritsch

The Damned Don't Cry (1950) dir. Vincent Sherman
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise
Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Dementia 13 (1963) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
Desk Set (1957) dir. Walter Lang
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) dir. Guy Hamilton
Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Doctor X (1932) dir. Michael Curtiz
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Dragon Lord (1982) dir. Jackie Chan
The Dragon Murder Case (1934) dir. H. Bruce Humberstone
Dressed to Kill (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965) dir. Norman Taurog
Drive Angry (2011} dir. Patrick Lussier
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) dir. Chester Erskine
Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii
The Enforcer (1976) dir. James Fargo
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg
Evil Dead II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi
Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman
eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenburg

Fatal Attraction (1987) dir. Adrian Lyne
Fiddler on the Roof (1971) dir. Norman Jewison
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) dir. Sergio Leone
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
The Fly (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann
For a Few Dollars More (1965) dir. Sergio Leone
Fort Apache (1948) dir. John Ford
For Your Eyes Only (1981) dir. John Glen
Freaks (1932) dir. Tod Browning
From Russia With Love (1963) dir. Terence Young

Gaslight (1940) dir. Thorold Dickinson
The General (1926) dir. Clyde Bruckman
Ghostbusters (1984) dir. Ivan Reitman
Ghostbusters 2 (1989) dir. Ivan Reitman
The Giant of Marathon (1959) dir. Jacques Tourneur
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) dir. Ana Lily Amirpour
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968) dir. Hajime Sato
Golden Swallow (1968) dir. Cheh Chang
Goldfinger (1964) dir. Guy Hamilton
Gone With the Wind (1939) dir. Victor Fleming
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) dir. Sergio Leone
The Gorgon (1964) dir. Terence Fisher
The Gorilla (1939) dir. Allan Dwan
Grand Hotel (1932) dir. Edmund Goulding
The Great Escape (1963) dir. John Sturges
The Green Hornet Strikes Again! (1940) dir. Ford Beebe
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) Dir. Lauren Montgomery

Hang 'Em High (1968) dir. Ted Post
Hanna (2011) dir. Joe Wright
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
The Hasty Heart (1949) dir. Vincent Sherman
Hellbinders (2009) dir. Mitch Gould
He Walked By Night (1948) dir. Alfred Werker
High Plains Drifter (1973) dir. Clint Eastwood
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr
Horror Hotel (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
The Hunter (1980) dir. Buzz Kulik

The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) dir. Steven Spielberg
Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino
I Walked With a Zombie (1943) dir. Jacques Tourneur

The Jade Mask (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Jailhouse Rock (1957) dir. Richard Thorpe
Jaws 2 (1978) dir. Jeannot Szwarc
Joe (2013) dir. David Gordon Green
Juggernaut (1936) dir. Henry Edwards

The Kennel Murder Case (1933) dir. Michael Curtiz
Key Largo (1948) dir. John Huston
Killer Clans (1976) dir. Chor Yuen
Kitaro (2007) dir. Katsuhide Motoki
Knowing (2009) dir. Alex Proyas
Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) dir. Robert Benton

Lady Snowblood (1973) dir. Toshiya Fujita
Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance (1974) dir. Toshiya Fujita
Larceny in Her Heart (1946) dir. Sam Newfield
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow
The Last Stand (2013) dir. Jee-Woon Kim
The Last Tycoon (2012) dir. Jing Wong
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983) dir. Kinji Fukasaku
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994) dir. Jing Wong
Lethal Weapon (1987) dir. Richard Donner
Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson
The Life of Emile Zola (1937) dir. William Dieterle
The Living Daylights (1987) dir. John Glen
The Living Skeleton (1968) dir. Hiroki Matsuno
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
Lord of War (2005) dir. Andrew Niccol
The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

Ma Barker's Killer Brood (1960) dir. Bill Karn
Mad Max (1979) dir. George Miller
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) dir. George Miller
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
Magnum Force (1973) dir. Ted Post
Maigret and the St. Fiacre Case (1959) dir. Jean Delannoy
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
Maniac (1963) dir. Michael Carreras
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) dir. Nick Grinde
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) dir. RZA
Mark of the Vampire (1935) dir. Tod Browning
Martial Angels (2001) dir. Clarence Ford
The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932) dir. Charles Brabin
Meeting at Midnight (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Metropolis (2001) dir. Rintaro
Militant Eagle (1978) dir. Chia Chih Li
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam
Moonlight Sword and Jade Dragon (1977) dir. Karl Liao
Mr. Nice Guy (1997) dir. Sammo Kam-Bo Hung
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935) dir. Frank Lloyd

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (2004) dir. Tensai Okamura
Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom (2006) dir. Toshiyuki Tsuru
Negadon: The Monster from Mars (2005) dir. Jun Awazu
Nevada Smith (1966) dir. Henry Hathaway
Never Take Candy from a Stranger (1960) dir. Cyril Frankel
Night and the City (1950) dir. Jules Dassin
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick
Nightmare Castle (1965) dir. Mario Caiano
Night of the Living Dead (1968) dir. George A. Romero

Oldboy (2003) dir. Park Chan-wook
One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) dir. Peter R. Hunt
Operation Condor (1991) dir. Jackie Chan
The Over-the-Hill Gang (1969) dir. Jean Yarbrough

Paint Your Wagon (1969) dir. Joshua Logan
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) dir. Guillermo del Toro
Papillon (1973) dir. Franklin J. Schaffner
Paradise Canyon (1935) dir. Carl Pierson
Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan
Project A 2 (1987) dir. Jackie Chan

The Raven (1935) dir. Lew Landers
Raw Deal (1948) dir. Anthony Mann
Ready Player One (2018) dir. Steven Spielberg
The Return of Dracula (1958) dir. Paul Landres
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung
The Return of the Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
Return of the Fly (1959) dir. Edward Bernds
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) dir. Terence Fisher
Rio Bravo (1959) dir. Howard Hawks
Risky Business (1983) dir. Paul Brickman
The Road Warrior (1981) dir. George Miller

Samurai Rebellion (1967) dir. Masaki Kobayashi
Sansho the Bailiff (1954) dir. Kenji Mizoguchi
Scared to Death (1947) dir. Christy Cabanne
Scarlet Street (1945) dir. Fritz Lang
Scream of Fear (1961) dir. Seth Holt
The Searchers (1956) dir. John Ford
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon
The Seven Samurai (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) dir. Michael Herz
Shampoo (1975) dir. Hal Ashby
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson
Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace (1962) dir. Terence Fisher
The Shooting (1966) dir. Monte Hellman
Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa
The Snorkel (1958) dir. Guy Green
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) dir. William Cottrell
Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi
Spring and Chaos (1996) dir. Shouji Kawamori
Star Trek (2009) dir. J.J. Abrams
Sudden Impact (1983) dir. Clint Eastwood
Suddenly (1954) dir. Lewis Allen
Summer Wars (2009) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Supercop (1992) dir. Stanley Tong
Sword of the Beast (1965) dir. Hideo Gosha

T2: Judgement Day (1991) dir. James Cameron
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata
Tales from Earthsea (2006) dir. Goro Miyazaki
Tales of Terror (1962) dir. Roger Corman
Tampopo (1985) dir. Juzo Itami
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill
The Terror (1963) dir. Roger Corman
Terror by Night (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Three On a Ticket (1947) dir. Sam Newfield
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) dir. Hideo Gosha
T-Men (1947) dir. Anthony Mann
Total Recall (1990) dir. Paul Verhoeven
Twice-Told Tales (1963) dir. Sidney Salkow
Twin Dragons (1992) dir. Ringo Lam
The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960) dir. Terence Fisher
Two Mules for Sister Sara (1970) dir. Don Siegel

Universal Squadrons (2011) dir. Mark Millhone
The Vampire (1957) dir. Paul Landre
Vengeance Valley (1951) dir. Richard Thorpe
Volcano High (2001) dir. Tae-gyun Kim
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

The War of the Worlds (1953) dir. Byron Haskin
Weird Woman (1944) dir. Reginald Le Borg
The Whisperer in Darkness (2011) dir. Sean Branney
White Zombie (1932) dir. Victor Halperin
Wildfire (1945) dir. Robert Emmett Tansey
Woman on the Run (1950) dir. Norman Foster
Wonder Woman (2009) dir. Lauren Montgomery

Zatoichi's Vengeance (1966) dir. Tokuzo Tanaka
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike
Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard


























































































Last updated: 06/29/25
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This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CRUD Challenge. A member of the CRUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during each month, and post reviews of same.



20th Century Boys 2: The Last Hope (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 3: Redemption (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi

The Accidental Spy (2001) dir. Teddy Chan
The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926) dir. Lotte Reiniger
The Alien Factor (1978) dir. Don Dohler
Alien Prey (1977) dir. Norman J. Warren
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008) dir. Mark Atkins
All Over Town (1937) dir. James W. Horne
All-Star Superman (2011) dir. Sam Liu
Anna Karenina (1948) dir. Julien Duvivier
Apocalypse (2007) dir. Justin Jones
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) dir. Bernard L. Kowalski
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011) dir. Christopher R. Mihm
At the Gate of the Ghost (2011) dir. Pundhevanop Dhewakul
The Avenger (1962) dir. Giorgio Venturini
The Avengers (1998) dir. Jeremiah S. Chechik
Azumi 2 (2005) dir. Shusuke Kaneko

The Bat (1926) dir. Roland West
The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) dir. Michael Goguen
The Battle of El Alamein (1969) dir. Giorgio Ferroni
Battleship Potemkin (1925) dir. Sergei M. Eisenstein
The Beguiled (1971) dir. Don Siegel
The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) dir. William Wyler
Blonde for a Day (1946) dir. Sam Newfield
Blood Mania (1970) dir. Robert Vincent O'Neil
Blood Thirst (1971) dir. Newt Arnold
The Bloody Fists (1972) dir. Ng See-Yuen
The Body Snatcher (1945) dir. Robert Wise
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) dir. Blake Edwards
Breakout from Oppression (1978) dir. Lau Kar-leung
The Buddy Holly Story (1978) dir. Steve Rash
Buffalo Bill, Hero of the Far West (1965) dir. Mario Costa
Buffalo Bill in Tomahawk Territory (1952) dir. Bernard B. Ray
Bulldog Drummond Escapes (1937) dir. James P. Hogan

Calling Philo Vance (1940) dir. William Clemens
Call of the Wild (1935) dir. William A. Wellman
Captain Kidd (1945) dir. Rowland V. Lee
The Case of the Black Cat (1936) dir. William C. McGann
The Case of the Stuttering Bishop (1937) dir. William Clemens
The Cave (2005) dir. Bruce Hunt
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
The Chase (1946) dir. Arthur Ripley
Cheers for Miss Bishop (1941) dir.Tay Garnett
Child Bride (1938) dir. Harry Revier
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) dir. Ken Hughes
Choices (1981) dir. Silvio Narizzano
The Cocaine Fiends (1935) dir. William A. O'Connor
The Cowboys (1972) dir. Mark Rydell
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964) dir. Michael Carreras

A Date With the Falcon (1942) dir. Irving Reis
Deadfall (1993) dir. Christopher Coppola
The Dead Matter (2010) dir. Edward Douglas
The Dead Pool (1988) dir. Buddy Van Horn
Death Walks at Midnight (1972) dir. Luciano Ercoli
Demonia (1990) dir. Lucio Fulci
Detour (1945) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
The Devil Bat (1940) dir. Jean Yarbrough
Devil Girl from Mars (1954) dir. David MacDonald
Die! Die! My Darling! (1965) dir. Silvio Narizzano
Dishonored Lady (1947) dir. Robert Stevenson
Dogman (2012) dir. Richard Brauer
Dracula 2000 (2000) dir. Patrick Lussier
Dracula II: Ascension (2003) dir. Patrick Lussier
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920) dir. John S. Robertson
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931) dir. Rouben Mamoulian
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941) dir. Victor Fleming
Dr. Mabuse the Gambler (1922) dir. Fritz Lang

Election (1999) dir. Alexander Payne
Election (2005) dir. Johnnie To
Elmer Gantry (1960) dir. Richard Brooks

A Farewell to Arms (1957) dir. Charles Vidor
The Farmer's Wife (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Fast Track: No Limits (2008) dir. Axel Sand
Father's Little Dividend (1951) dir. Vincente Minnelli
Ferris Bueller's Day Off I1986) dir. John Hughes
Final Encounter (2000) dir. David Douglas aka For the Cause
Flash Gordon: Rocketship (1936) dir. Ford Beebe
The Flying Deuces (1939) dir. A. Edward Sutherland
The Flying Scotsman (1929) dir. Castleton Knight
For Me and My Gal (1942) dir. Busby Berkeley
The Forsaken (2001) dir. J.S. Cardone
Funny Face (1957) dir. Stanley Donen
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum (1966) dir. Richard Lester

Gamers (2006) dir. Christopher Fallon
The Garden Murder Case (1936) dir. Edwin L. Marin
The Gay Falcon (1941) dir. Irving Reis
Genocide (1968) dir. Kazui Nihonmatsu
The Giant Gila Monster (1959) dir. Ray Kellogg
Great American West (1973) dir. Denis Sanders
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) dir. Mark Gustafson

Hand of Death (1962) dir. Gene Nelson
The House of Mystery (1921) dir. Alexandre Volkoff

Imitation of Life (1934) dir. John M. Stahl
Imitation of Life (1959) dir. Douglas Sirk
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) dir. Steven Spielberg
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) dir. Steven Spielberg
An Inspector Calls (1954) dir. Guy Hamilton
Inuyasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass (2002) dir. Toshiya Shinohara
The Invisible Ray (1935) dir. Lambert Hillyer
Ip Man 3 (2015) dir. Wilson Yip
Isle of the Dead (1945) dir. Mark Robson

Jamaica Inn (1939) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Jodhaa Akbar (2008) dir. Ashutosh Gowariker
Joe Kidd (1972) John Sturges
Jungle Book (1942) dir. Zoltan Korda
Jungle Jim (1937) dir. Ford Beebe
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010) dir. Sam Liu
Justice League Doom (2012) dir. Lauren Montgomery
Justice League vs. the Fatal Five (2019) dir. Wes Gleason

Kentucky Rifle (1955) dir. Carl Hittleman
Kill! (1968) dir. Kihachi Okamoto
King and the Cowboy (1932) dir. Kurt Neumann
Kiss and Make-up (1934) dir. Harlan Thompson
Kung Fu Mahjong 2 (2005) dir. Wong Jing
Kunpan: Legend of the Warlord (2002) dir. Tanit Jitnukul

The Land that Time Forgot (2009) dir. C. Thomas Howell
The Last Laugh (1924) dir. F.W. Murnau
The Last Time I Saw Paris (1954) dir. Richard Brooks
Law of the Wild (1934) dir. B. Reeves Eason
Lean On Me (1989) dir. John G. Avildsen
The Lightning Warrior (1931) dir. Benjamin J. Kline
Live and Let Die (1973) dir. Guy Hamilton
Lost Canyon (1942) dir. Lesley Selander
Lover Come Back (1961) dir. Delbert Mann
The Lucky Texan (1934) dir. Robert N. Bradbury

Ma and Pa Kettle (1949) dir. Charles Lamont
Ma and Pa Kettle Go to Town (1950) dir. Charles Lamont
Mad Love (1935) dir. Karl Freund
Mad Ron's Prevues from Hell (1987) dir. Jim Monaco
The Maggie (1954) dir. Alexander Mackendrick
Maggie (2015) dir. Henry Hobson
The Man with the Golden Arm (1955) dir. Otto Preminger
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) dir. Guy Hamilton
Maze (1996) dir. Atsushi Aono
McLintock! (1963) dir. Andrew V. McLaglen
The Medicine Man (1930) dir. Scott Pembroke
Meera (1992) dir. P.C. Sreeram
The Milky Way (1936) dir. Leo McCarey
The Mouse that Roared (1959) dir. Jack Arnold
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) dir. Frank Capra
Mrs. Miniver (1942) dir. William Wyler
Murder by Death (1976) dir. Robert Moore
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932) dir. Robert Florey
The Mystery of Mr. Wong (1939) dir. William Nigh
The Mystic (1925) dir. Tod Browning

Night Key (1937) dir. Lloyd Corrigan
Nosferatu (1922) dir. F.W. Murnau

Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) dir. Sergio Leone
OSS 117 Is Unleashed (1963) dir. Andre Hunebelle
OSS 117 Panic in Bangkok dir. Andre Hunebelle
Outlaws of the Desert (1941) dir. Howard Bretherton

Passport to Pimlico (1949) dir. Henry Cornelius
Pelt (2010) dir. Richard Swindell
Phantom from Space (1953) dir. W. Lee Wilder
Pillow Talk (1959) dir. Michael Gordon
The Plague of the Zombies (1966) dir. John Gilling
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (2000) dir. Matsamitsu Hidaka
Private Snuffy Smith (1942) dir. Edward F. Cline
Prodigal Boxer (?) dir. Unknown, stars Fei Meng

Quicksand (1950) dir. Irving Pichel
Rage at Dawn (1955) dir. Tim Whelan
Rear Window (1954) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Red Heat (1988) dir. Walter Hill
Reign of Fire (2002) dir. Rob Bowman
The Return of Doctor X (1939) dir. Vincent Sherman
Revolt of the Zombies (1936) die. Victor Halperin
River's End (2005) dir. William Katt
Robin Hood (1973) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman
Rocketship X-M (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann

Samurai Princess (2009) dir. Kengo Kaji
Samurai Spy (1965) dir. Masahiro Shinoda
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) dir. Allan Dwan
The Scarlet Clue (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Scott of the Antarctic (1948) dir. Charles Frend
Secret of the Andes (1998) dir. Alejandro Azzano
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick
A Shriek in the Night (1933) dir. Albert Ray
Sitting Bull (1954) dir. Sidney Salkow
Skyfall (2012) dir. Sam Mendes
The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952) dir. Henry King
Spaceballs (1987) dir. Mel Brooks
Spies (1928) dir. Fritz Lang
Spy Smasher (1942) dir. William Witney
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) dir. Lewis Gilbert
Starship Troopers I1997) dir. Paul Verhoeven
Swamp Diamonds (1955) dir. Roger Corman
Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960) dir. Terence Fisher

Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Tarzan's Revenge (1938) dir. D. Ross Lederman
Tears of the Black Tiger (2000) dir. Wisit Sasanatieng
Thirty Day Princess (1934) dir. Marion Gering
Thunderball (1965) dir. Terence Young
Tokyo! (2008) dir. Leos Carax
Too Many Winners (1947) dir. William Beaudine
Tower of London (1939) dir. Rowland V. Lee
Triad Election (2006) dir. Johnnie To
Tulsa (1949) dir. Stuart Heisler

The Unknown (1927) dir. Tod Browning
Vertigo (1958) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Victims of Sin (1951) dir. Emilio Fernandez

When Worlds Collide (1951) dir. Rudolph Mate
Winds of the Wasteland (1936) dir. Mack Wright
Without Honor (1949) dir. Irving Pichel
The Woman in Green (1945) dir. Roy William Neill
Wonder Woman (1974) dir. Vincent McEveety

The X from Outer Space (1967) dir. Kazui Nihonmatsu
Yuma (1970) dir. Ted Post
Zoltan...Hound of Dracula (1977) dir. Albert Band

I've now moved "previously watched for challenge" movies to another post.

Goldeneye (1995) dir. Martin Campbell
White Comanche (1967) dir. Gilbert Kay
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For Your Eyes Only (1981) dir. John Glen

James Bond (Roger Moore) is visiting his wife Tracy's grave when he's informed that a helicopter has come to take him to "the office." This turns out to be a trap, as the pilot is murdered by his own headphones so that a man who is clearly Blofeld (John Hollis), having survived the end of Diamonds Are Forever though with severe permanent injuries. The villain flies the helicopter by remote control, taunting Bond with almost-death, but gloats too long and 007 is able to disable the remote and turns the tables. Blofeld is probably really dead this time.

Meanwhile, the St. Georges, a British Navy surveillance ship disguised as a fishing trawler, is sunk in the Aegean Sea off the coast of Greece. It happened to have on board the ATAC, a device for controlling Britain's ballistic missiles. The Soviet Union in the person of General Gogol (Walter Gotell) would be very interested in obtaining the device, and commission "our Greek friend" to pick it up. Marine archaeologist and crossbow champion Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet) witnesses her parents being assassinated by Cuban hitman Hector Gonzales (Stefan Kalipha). She does not know that this is because they were helping the British locate the sunken ship.

Bond is called in to investigate the murder of the Havelocks and find the ATAC. While he's surveilling the pool party Gonzales is hosting in Spain, he witnesses someone hand the killer a suitcase full of money. He then allows himself to be captured, but before he can learn more, Melina in disguise murders Gonzales and they're forced to escape together.

James and Melina argue about her revenge plans, as her bloodthirst has temporarily left Bond without solid leads. She's focused on her personal loss, while 007 sees a slightly larger picture, but won't at this moment tell her about it.

Using a fancy identikit-type program guided by Q (Desmond Llewellyn), Bond is able to determine that the payoff man is Belgian mercenary Locque (Michael Gothard). He jets off to Italy and the former Winter Olympics site of Cortina. There he meets with his local contact Luigi Ferrara (John Moreno), who introduces him to wealthy Greek businessman and informant Aris Kristatos (Julian Glover). James is also introduced to Bibi Dahl (Lynn-Holly Johnson), an aspiring figure skater sponsored by Kristatos, and her exacting coach Ms. Brink (Jill Bennett). Kristatos suspects his former partner in the Greek resistance, now his business rival and smuggler, Milos Columbo (Topol) of employing Locque.

The baddies have figured out who Melina is, and lured her to Cortina with a faked telegram from James. This sparks several winter sports-themed assassination attempts by Locque and his associates, including Eric Kriegler (John Wyman) East German bi-athlete and KGB agent. Bond and Melina survive, but Luigi does not, and that man's body has a dove pin on it, symbol of Columbo's organization.

So it's off to Corfu, Greece, where Columbo owns a casino. Columbo's mistress, Countess Lisl von Schlaf (Cassandra Harris) and Bond seduce each other for information. As they walk along the beach afterwards, the "Countess" (she's actually from Liverpool) is assassinated by Locque, and then Bond is captured by Columbo's men. The smuggler claims that Kristatos, not him, is Locque's employer!

Now James Bond must figure out who's telling the truth, recover the ATAC, and make sure that Malina's revenge doesn't kill the wrong people.

Roger Moore plays 007 with more humor than his two predecessors, not just hardboiled one-liners, but as aware of how silly some of the situations he gets in to are. By this point, his fifth or so Bond movie, he was beginning to feel his age, and James very pointedly does not sleep with Bibi, who's depicted as too young for his tastes.

After a couple of very flashy films, including outright science fiction in Moonraker, it was decided to dial back the stakes and the use of gadgets in this movie. The tricked-out car is blown up very quickly, and the climax involves Bond using standard climbing gear and improvisation to get up a mountainside. We're back to the Cold War with the Soviet Union as the larger scale villains, but they're not planning to destroy the world, even if they do get the Macguffin of the plot.

The opening song is cool, sung by Sheena Easton, who actually appears in the opening credits.

As always with the Eon series of James Bond movies, excellent action and chase scenes, with a good variety of locations. The hockey assassins are very silly, but make Luigi's death just afterwards more of a gut punch.

Oh, and there's also a silly bit with (unnamed) Margaret Thatcher, who is depicted as a housewife who just so happens also to be Prime Minister. Your mileage may vary on just how much of a mis-portrayal this is.

Content notes: Women in skimpy outfits, implied nudity. Bond and several other characters have extramarital sex. Bibi mentions she's not a virgin, but specifically doesn't do it with Bond or Kristatos. Lots of murder and violence, as per usual, some bloody. Sex trafficking is mentioned.

This isn't one of the great James Bond movies, or the most memorable. But it's still plenty interesting and
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Getting to be a fairly impressive list on its own.

Previous Challenge movies:

The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) dir. Nathan H. Juran
The 13th Warrior (1999) dir. John McTiernan
20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
48 Hours (1982) dir. Walter Hill
1917 (2019) dir. Sam Mendes

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) dir. Damian Lee
Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Act of Love (1980) dir. Jud Taylor
Adventures of Gallant Bess (1948) dir. Lew Landers
The Adventures of Tartu (1943) dir. Harold S. Bucquet
An Affair to Remember (1957) dir. Leo McCarey
Airplane! (1980) dir. Jim Abrahams
Alexander the Great (1963) dir. Phil Karlson
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) Bernard Vorhaus
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Anatomy of a Psycho (1961) dir. Boris Petroff
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
The Ape Man (1943) dir. William Beaudine
The Armour of God (1986) dir. Jackie Chan
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
The Avenging Eagle (1978) dir. Chung Sun

Bangkok Dangerous (2008) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997) dir. Toshihiko Masuda
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
Beast of the Yellow Night (1971) dir. Eddie Romero
Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) dir. William Beaudine
Better Off Dead (1985) dir. Savage Steve Holland
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) dir. Martin Brest
Beyond Obsession (1982) dir. Liliana Cavani
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
The Bishop Murder Case (1929) dir. David Burton
The Black Book (1949) dir. Anthony Mann
The Black Cat (1934) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Black Hooker (1974) dir. Arthur Roberson
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Black Room (1935) dir. Roy William Neill
Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott
Blood Brothers (1973) dir. Chang Cheh
Bloody Pit of Horror (1965) dir. Massimo Pupillo
Boys of the City (1940) dir. Joseph H. Lewis
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green
Braveheart (1995) dir. Mel Gibson
The Breed (2001) dir. Michael Oblowitz
The Broadway Melody (1929) dir. Harry Beaumont
A Bucket of Blood (1959) dir. Roger Corman
Bullitt (1968) dir. Peter Yates
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) dir. George Roy Hill

Captain Blood (1935) dir. Michael Curtiz
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Casablanca (1942) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Case of the Curious Bride (1935) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Case of the Howling Dog (1934) dir. Alan Crosland
The Case of the Lucky Legs (1935) dir. Archie Mayo
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Cat People (1942) dir. Jacques Tourneur
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Chained for Life (1951) dir. Harry L. Fraser
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Chocolate (2008) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) dir. Steven Spielberg
Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling
The Comancheros (1961) dir. Michael Curtiz
Conquest (1983) dir. Lucio Fulci
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone
Crypt of the Vampire (1964) dir. Camillo Mastrocinque
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Curse of the Cat People (1944) dir. Gunther V. Fritsch

The Damned Don't Cry (1950) dir. Vincent Sherman
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise
Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Dementia 13 (1963) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
Desk Set (1957) dir. Walter Lang
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) dir. Guy Hamilton
Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Doctor X (1932) dir. Michael Curtiz
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Dragon Lord (1982) dir. Jackie Chan
The Dragon Murder Case (1934) dir. H. Bruce Humberstone
Dressed to Kill (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965) dir. Norman Taurog
Drive Angry (2011} dir. Patrick Lussier
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) dir. Chester Erskine
Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii
The Enforcer (1976) dir. James Fargo
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg
Evil Dead II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi
Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman
eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenburg

Fiddler on the Roof (1971) dir. Norman Jewison
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) dir. Sergio Leone
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
The Fly (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann
For a Few Dollars More (1965) dir. Sergio Leone
Fort Apache (1948) dir. John Ford
For Your Eyes Only (1981) dir. John Glen
From Russia With Love (1963) dir. Terence Young

Gaslight (1940) dir. Thorold Dickinson
The General (1926) dir. Clyde Bruckman
Ghostbusters (1984) dir. Ivan Reitman
The Giant of Marathon (1959) dir. Jacques Tourneur
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968) dir. Hajime Sato
Golden Swallow (1968) dir. Cheh Chang
Goldfinger (1964) dir. Guy Hamilton
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) dir. Sergio Leone
The Gorgon (1964) dir. Terence Fisher
The Gorilla (1939) dir. Allan Dwan
Grand Hotel (1932) dir. Edmund Goulding
The Great Escape (1963) dir. John Sturges
The Green Hornet Strikes Again! (1940) dir. Ford Beebe
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) Dir. Lauren Montgomery

Hang 'Em High (1968) dir. Ted Post
Hanna (2011) dir. Joe Wright
The Hasty Heart (1949) dir. Vincent Sherman
Hellbinders (2009) dir. Mitch Gould
He Walked By Night (1948) dir. Alfred Werker
High Plains Drifter (1973) dir. Clint Eastwood
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr
Horror Hotel (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
The Hunter (1980) dir. Buzz Kulik

The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) dir. Steven Spielberg
Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino
I Walked With a Zombie (1943) dir. Jacques Tourneur

The Jade Mask (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Jailhouse Rock (1957) dir. Richard Thorpe
Jaws 2 (1978) dir. Jeannot Szwarc
Joe (2013) dir. David Gordon Green
Juggernaut (1936) dir. Henry Edwards

The Kennel Murder Case (1933) dir. Michael Curtiz
Key Largo (1948) dir. John Huston
Killer Clans (1976) dir. Chor Yuen
Kitaro (2007) dir. Katsuhide Motoki
Knowing (2009) dir. Alex Proyas

Lady Snowblood (1973) dir. Toshiya Fujita
Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance (1974) dir. Toshiya Fujita
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow
The Last Stand (2013) dir. Jee-Woon Kim
The Last Tycoon (2012) dir. Jing Wong
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983) dir. Kinji Fukasaku
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994) dir. Jing Wong
Lethal Weapon (1987) dir. Richard Donner
Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson
The Living Skeleton (1968) dir. Hiroki Matsuno
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

Ma Barker's Killer Brood (1960) dir. Bill Karn
Mad Max (1979) dir. George Miller
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) dir. George Miller
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
Magnum Force (1973) dir. Ted Post
Maigret and the St. Fiacre Case (1959) dir. Jean Delannoy
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
Maniac (1963) dir. Michael Carreras
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) dir. Nick Grinde
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) dir. RZA
Martial Angels (2001) dir. Clarence Ford
The Mask of Fu Manchu (1932) dir. Charles Brabin
Meeting at Midnight (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Metropolis (2001) dir. Rintaro
Militant Eagle (1978) dir. Chia Chih Li
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam
Moonlight Sword and Jade Dragon (1977) dir. Karl Liao
Mr. Nice Guy (1997) dir. Sammo Kam-Bo Hung

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (2004) dir. Tensai Okamura
Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom (2006) dir. Toshiyuki Tsuru
Negadon: The Monster from Mars (2005) dir. Jun Awazu
Nevada Smith (1966) dir. Henry Hathaway
Never Take Candy from a Stranger (1960) dir. Cyril Frankel
Night and the City (1950) dir. Jules Dassin
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick
Nightmare Castle (1965) dir. Mario Caiano
Night of the Living Dead (1968) dir. George A. Romero

Oldboy (2003) dir. Park Chan-wook
One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) dir. Peter R. Hunt
Operation Condor (1991) dir. Jackie Chan
The Over-the-Hill Gang (1969) dir. Jean Yarbrough

Paint Your Wagon (1969) dir. Joshua Logan
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) dir. Guillermo del Toro
Papillon (1973) dir. Franklin J. Schaffner
Paradise Canyon (1935) dir. Carl Pierson
Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan
Project A 2 (1987) dir. Jackie Chan

Raw Deal (1948) dir. Anthony Mann
Ready Player One (2018) dir. Steven Spielberg
The Return of Dracula (1958) dir. Paul Landres
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung
The Return of the Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
Return of the Fly (1959) dir. Edward Bernds
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958) dir. Terence Fisher
Rio Bravo (1959) dir. Howard Hawks
Risky Business (1983) dir. Paul Brickman
The Road Warrior (1981) dir. George Miller

Samurai Rebellion (1967) dir. Masaki Kobayashi
Sansho the Bailiff (1954) dir. Kenji Mizoguchi
Scared to Death (1947) dir. Christy Cabanne
Scarlet Street (1945) dir. Fritz Lang
Scream of Fear (1961) dir. Seth Holt
The Searchers (1956) dir. John Ford
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon
The Seven Samurai (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) dir. Michael Herz
Shampoo (1975) dir. Hal Ashby
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson
Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace (1962) dir. Terence Fisher
The Shooting (1966) dir. Monte Hellman
Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa
The Snorkel (1958) dir. Guy Green
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) dir. William Cottrell
Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi
Spring and Chaos (1996) dir. Shouji Kawamori
Star Trek (2009) dir. J.J. Abrams
Sudden Impact (1983) dir. Clint Eastwood
Suddenly (1954) dir. Lewis Allen
Summer Wars (2009) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Supercop (1992) dir. Stanley Tong
Sword of the Beast (1965) dir. Hideo Gosha

T2: Judgement Day (1991) dir. James Cameron
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata
Tales from Earthsea (2006) dir. Goro Miyazaki
Tales of Terror (1962) dir. Roger Corman
Tampopo (1985) dir. Juzo Itami
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill
The Terror (1963) dir. Roger Corman
Terror by Night (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) dir. Hideo Gosha
T-Men (1947) dir. Anthony Mann
Total Recall (1990) dir. Paul Verhoeven
Twice-Told Tales (1963) dir. Sidney Salkow
Twin Dragons (1992) dir. Ringo Lam
The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960) dir. Terence Fisher
Two Mules for Sister Sara (1970) dir. Don Siegel

Universal Squadrons (2011) dir. Mark Millhone
The Vampire (1957) dir. Paul Landre
Vengeance Valley (1951) dir. Richard Thorpe
Volcano High (2001) dir. Tae-gyun Kim
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

The War of the Worlds (1953) dir. Byron Haskin
Weird Woman (1944) dir. Reginald Le Borg
The Whisperer in Darkness (2011) dir. Sean Branney
White Zombie (1932) dir. Victor Halperin
Wildfire (1945) dir. Robert Emmett Tansey
Wonder Woman (2009) dir. Lauren Montgomery

Zatoichi's Vengeance (1966) dir. Tokuzo Tanaka
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike
Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard



























































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Killer Clans (1976) dir. Chor Yuen, (Chinese title "Liu xing hu die jian")

(Not picked for me, I had a "free space" and decided to close out a box set.)

Meng Hsin-Wan (Tsung Wa) is a top assassin of the Chinese underworld, working out of a brothel the madam of which is his boss. There's another assassin on the premises, but he's become an alcoholic since a certain incident three years ago and is considered unreliable. And reliability is needed for Meng's next assignment, taking down Master Sun (Ku Feng), "Uncle" of the powerful Jung Society. His job is made both easier and more complicated by the Jung Society being in a power struggle with the upstart Roc Society. This being the underworld, both societies have spies in the other camp...and elsewhere. Meng will have to tread carefully if he is to accomplish his mission and stay alive!

This relatively complex Shaw Brothers movie is loosely based on a novel by Gu Long, and then was even more loosely remade as Butterfly and Sword in the 1990s.

Meng's emotional journey becomes more complex when he falls in love with the beautiful hermit of Butterfly Forest, who turns out to be Master Sun's estranged daughter.

Good: Lush production values, spectacular fight scenes that don't go on too long, plenty of plot twists. We're reminded several times that there are spies everywhere, and that Master Sun is prepared for almost any contingency. The real villain of the story comes almost as a surprise.

Less good: Master Sun's daughter Hsiao Tieh is treated by the story as a prize to be won.

Odd: This is one of those gangster films that avoids having the gangsters having the criminals depicted as committing crime to make money. Outside some of the Roc Society men committing rape early in the movie, all their on-screen activity is killing other underworld gangsters. You might even think Master Sun was a good guy except for people committing murder and suicide out of loyalty to him.

Content note: Lots of martial arts violence, most lethal, usually not overboard with the gore. Suicide. Death of children. Rape. A closeup of a needle being removed from a wound. Female toplessness. Onscreen sex (covered.) Alcohol abuse. Between all that and a complex plot that might confuse younger viewers, I'd say late teens at minimum.

Overall: A movie for kung fu fans that rewards people who pay attention during the non-fight scenes. Some of the content might make it rough going for some viewers, but very enjoyable for those who can handle it.
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This month's CRUD Challenge movies will be three martial arts action thrillers...and a ringer.

(Eventually I will run out of Jackie Chan movies, but not quite yet.)

eta: For comparison, the theme I chose for my Challenge partner was "Too Much Water" which includes two flood movies, a beach romance and a Southern gothic set in the swamp.
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Who's ready for more movie reviews?

This month, the Crud Buddies chose me two Jackie Chan films, and two anime movies. Hope you're ready for the ride!
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This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CRUD Challenge. A member of the CRUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during June, and post reviews of same.

The 13th Warrior (1999) dir. John McTiernan
20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 2: The Last Hope (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 3: Redemption (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi

Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Adventures of Gallant Bess (1948) dir. Lew Landers
The Adventures of Rex and Rinty (1935) dir. Ford Beebe
An Affair to Remember (1957) dir. Leo McCarey
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008) dir. Mark Atkins
All-Star Superman (2011) dir. Sam Liu
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) Bernard Vorhaus
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
Anna Karenina (1948) dir. Julien Duvivier
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
Apocalypse (1997) dir. Hubert de la Bouillerie
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) dir. Bernard L. Kowalski
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011) dir. Christopher R. Mihm
The Avenging Eagle (1978) dir. Chung Sun
Azumi 2 (2005) dir. Shusuke Kaneko

Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Bat (1926) dir. Roland West
Batman vs. Two-Face (2017) dir. Rick Morales
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
Beast of the Yellow Night (1971) dir. Eddie Romero
Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
The Black Room (1935) dir. Roy William Neill
Blonde for a Day (1946) dir. Sam Newfield
Blood Brothers (?) dir. Chang Cheh
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green
Braveheart (1995) dir. Mel Gibson
A Bucket of Blood (1959) dir. Roger Corman
Bulldog Drummond Escapes (1937) dir. James P. Hogan
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) dir. George Roy Hill

Captain Kidd (1945) dir. Rowland V. Lee
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Chained for Life (1951) dir. Harry L. Fraser
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Child Bride (1938) dir. Harry Revier
Conquest (1983) dir. Lucio Fulci
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone
Crypt of the Vampire (1964) dir. Camillo Mastrocinque

The Dead Matter (2010) dir. Edward Douglas
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Dementia 13 (1963) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
Devil Girl from Mars (1954) dir. David MacDonald
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) dir. Guy Hamilton
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Dragon Lord (1982) dir. Jackie Chan
Dressed to Kill (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) dir. Chester Erskine
The Enforcer (1976) dir. James Fargo

Father's Little Dividend (1951) dir. Vincente Minelli
Final Encounter (2000) dir. David Douglas aka For the Cause
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Flash Gordon: Rocketship (1936) dir. Ford Beebe
The Flying Deuces (1939) dir. A. Edward Sutherland
The Flying Scotsman (1929) dir. Castleton Knight

Gaslight (1940) dir. Thorold Dickinson
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Gone With the Wind (1939) dir. Victor Fleming
Great American West (1973) dir. Denis Sanders
The Great Escape (1963) dir. John Sturges
The Green Hornet Strikes Again! (1940) dir. Ford Beebe
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) Dir. Lauren Montgomery

Hang 'Em High (1968) dir. Ted Post
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
The Hasty Heart (1949) dir. Vincent Sherman
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr
Horror Hotel (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey
The House of Mystery (1921) dir. Alexandre Volkoff

The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird
Inuyasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass (2002) dir. Toshiya Shinohara

The Jade Mask (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Jailhouse Rock (1957) dir. Richard Thorpe
Jodhaa Akbar (2008) dir. Ashutosh Gowariker
Juggernaut (1936) dir. Henry Edwards
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010) dir. Sam Liu
Justice League Doom (2012) dir. Lauren Montgomery
Justice League vs. the Fatal Five (2019) dir. Wes Gleason

Key Largo (1948) dir. John Huston
Kitaro (2007) dir. Katsuhide Motoki
Kunpan: Legend of the Warlord (2002) dir. Tanit Jitnukul

The Land that Time Forgot (2009) dir. C. Thomas Howell
Larceny in Her Heart (1946) dir. Sam Newfield
The Last Time I Saw Paris (1954) dir. Richard Brooks
Law of the Wild (1934) dir. B. Reeves Eason
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994) dir. Jing Wong
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
Lost Canyon (1942) dir. Lesley Selander

Ma and Pa Kettle (1949) dir. Charles Lamont
Mad Ron's Prevues from Hell (1987) dir. Jim Monaco
Magnum Force (1973) dir. Ted Post
The Man with the Golden Arm (1955) dir. Otto Preminger
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) dir. Guy Hamilton
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) dir. RZA
Martial Angels (2001) dir. Clarence Ford
Maze (1996) dir. Atsushi Aono
The Medicine Man (1930) dir. Scott Pembroke
Meera (1992) dir. P.C. Sreeram
Meeting at Midnight (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Militant Eagle (1978) dir. Chia Chih Li
The Milky Way (1936) dir. Leo McCarey
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (2004) dir. Tensai Okamura
Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom (2006) dir. Toshiyuki Tsuru

Outlaws of the Desert (1941) dir. Howard Bretherton
The Over-the-Hill Gang (1969) dir. Jean Yarbrough

Paradise Canyon (1935) dir. Carl Pierson
The Plague of the Zombies (1966) dir. John Gilling
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (2000) dir. Matsamitsu Hidaka
Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Prodigal Boxer (?) dir. Unknown, stars Fei Meng

Rage at Dawn (1955) dir. Tim Whelan
Raw Deal (1948) dir. Anthony Mann
Ready Player One (2018) dir. Steven Spielberg
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung
The Return of the Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang

Samurai Princess (2009) dir. Kengo Kaji
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) dir. Allan Dwan
The Scarlet Clue (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Secret of the Andes (1998) dir. Alejandro Azzano
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon
The Seven Samurai (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) dir. Michael Herz
Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace (1962) dir. Terence Fisher
The Shooting (1966) dir. Monte Hellman
Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa
The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952) dir. Henry King
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) dir. William Cottrell
Spy Smasher (1942) dir. William Witney
Suddenly (1954) dir. Lewis Allen
Supercop (1992) dir. Stanley Tong
Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960) dir. Terence Fisher

Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Tears of the Black Tiger (2000) dir. Wisit Sasanatieng
T-Men (1947) dir. Anthony Mann
Tulsa (1949) dir. Stuart Heisler

Volcano High (2001) dir. Tae-gyun Kim
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

The War of the Worlds (1953) dir. Byron Haskin
Weird Woman (1944) dir. Reginald Le Borg
When Worlds Collide (1951) dir. Rudolph Mate
White Comanche (1967) dir. Gilbert Kay
Wildfire (1945) dir. Robert Emmett Tansey
Winds of the Wasteland (1936) dir. Mack Wright
Wonder Woman (2009) dir. Lauren Montgomery


Why, yes, most of these are from discount bins, why do you ask?

Previous Challenge movies:

The Armour of God (1986) dir. Jackie Chan
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
Chocolate (2008) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise
Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel

Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii
Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman
eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenburg
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) dir. Sergio Leone
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
The Fly (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann
For a Few Dollars More (1965) dir. Sergio Leone
The General (1926) dir. Clyde Bruckman
The Giant of Marathon (1959) dir. Jacques Tourneur
Goldfinger (1964) dir. Guy Hamilton
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) dir. Sergio Leone

Hanna (2011) dir. Joe Wright
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
Jaws 2 (1978) dir. Jeannot Szwarc
The Kennel Murder Case (1933) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow
The Last Tycoon (2012) dir. Jing Wong
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983) dir. Kinji Fukasaku
Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) dir. Nick Grinde
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Metropolis (2001) dir. Rintaro
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam

Night of the Living Dead (1968) dir. George A. Romero
One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Operation Condor (1991) dir. Jackie Chan
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan
Project A 2 (1987) dir. Jackie Chan
Return of the Fly (1959) dir. Edward Bernds
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson
Star Trek (2009) dir. J.J. Abrams
Summer Wars (2009) dir. Mamoru Hosoda

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata
Tales from Earthsea (2006) dir. Goro Miyazaki
Tales of Terror (1962) dir. Roger Corman
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill
Terror by Night (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) dir. Hideo Gosha
Twice-Told Tales (1963) dir. Sidney Salkow
White Zombie (1932) dir. Victor Halperin
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike
Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard
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Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa

Sayuri (Yachie Matsui) has mostly been okay with living at the Catholic orphanage with the Director nun (Kuniko Miyake) and handsome "big brother" Tatsuya (Sei Hiraizumi). But now she's been adopted by the Nanjo family, and she's determined to be a good daughter to her new parents. Perhaps the overnight death of one of the maids by heart attack is a bad omen, but it could have been a coincidence.

Sayuri's new father, Goro Nanjo (Yoshiro Kitahara), is a noted herpetologist, and is called away to an urgent find in Africa on the very night she arrives, leaving the new daughter in the care of her new mother, Yuko Nanjo (Yuko Hamada) and head servant Shige Kito (Sachiko Meguro). It soon becomes evident that there's another person living in the house, and Sayuri is introduced to her new sister Tamami (Mayumi Takahashi). This person was not mentioned to Sayuri during the adoption process, but she's willing to be a good sister as well.

Tamami is...odd, and is hostile to Sayuri. She may or may not be a snake person, but her behavior is explained away as selfishness or jealousy, and any physical evidence vanishes whenever Sayuri tries to show it.

Sayuri tells her woes to Tatsuya, who is not convinced anything supernatural is going on (some of Sayuri's experiences are obvious dream sequences) but does suspect that all is not on the up and up. He consults with the Director, who tells Tatsuya that Tamami wasn't mentioned as living in the Nanjo home, because she isn't supposed to be. She was institutionalized two years ago after a mental breakdown where she started thinking she was a snake. Yuko must secretly have sprung Tamami and hid her in the house without Goro's knowledge.

Tamami's getting more and more openly hostile to Sayuri, but there may be a more sinister force lurking in the shadows.

This movie was loosely adapted from the horror manga of Kazuo Umezu ("Cat-Eyed Boy") and includes some of his trademark bizarre imagery. It uses its dark house with darker secrets setting well, and is just vague enough about the supernatural bits that you're kept guessing through most of the film whether they are actually happening, faked, or Sayuri's just hallucinating.

The big twist towards the end you may have seen coming, but doesn't answer the question of why that person went to such elaborate lengths when the only people that needed fooling was the audience.

Content notes: bullying, many scenes with snakes, and one very vivid multiple spider scene.

The film is fairly rare, and you might have trouble tracking down a good print, but if you like an old-fashioned spooky movie, this one has its charms.
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House on Haunted Hill (1959) directed by William Castle

In its hundred years of history, the house has been host to seven brutal murders. It is said that their ghosts still haunt the place, ready to add more victims to their number. Tonight, five strangers have been invited to the house on Haunted Hill for a party hosted by eccentric millionaire Frederick Loren (Vincent Price) and his fourth wife Annabelle (Carol Ohmert). Test pilot Lance Schroeder (Richard Long), skeptical psychiatrist Dr. David Trent (Alan Marshal), gossip columnist with a gambling problem Julie Mitchum (Ruth Bridgers), pretty typist Nora Manning (Carolyn Craig) and Watson Pritchard (Elisha Cook, Jr.), technical owner of the house, who became an alcoholic after the murder of his brother from whom he inherited the place. Each of them could desperately use the $10,000 offered to anyone who survives the night.

This is a short, low-budget film from William Castle, who was very good at making these sort of thrillers. There's barely a wasted moment as the cast explores the inescapable house they've been locked in for the night. Early on, most of the spooky moments happen to Nora, who has the most sympathetic backstory. (She's supporting her disabled parents.) She quickly becomes frustrated when the scary things she sees either aren't seen by the others, or vanish by the time she gets someone to look.

Early on, we learn that Frederick and Annabelle are on bad terms; she was the one with the idea for a haunted house party, but he picked the guest list. Supposedly, none of the guests know each other or the Lorens, but then why were they hand-picked? Frederick's previous three wives died under suspicious circumstances, and he recently had a bout of arsenic poisoning he's pretty sure Annabelle arranged. Their venomous interplay is fascinating.

It doesn't help that the party favors are loaded guns!

For most of the film, we're left in suspense as to whether the house is truly haunted; yes, some of what's going on is clearly rigged, but other bits say otherwise. And the housekeeper is way too creepy to be fully human, probably.

There's much use of the gendered term "hysteria" (Dr. Trent is especially fond of it.) Thankfully, while Nora and Lance are clearly attracted to each other, the film doesn't try to cram in a romance subplot.

While the acid bath introduced early on is plenty gruesome in theory, the movie is fairly tasteful when it comes to gory details.

Recommended to fans of classic horror films.
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The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise

The humans of Earth are a fractious lot. Why, just six years ago, they had an entire World War, as a result of which they created and used atomic weapons. You'd think they would have learned their lesson, but instead they went right into a Cold War, turning hot in places like Korea. And they're building rockets to explore beyond their atmosphere! If the Earthlings got off their own planet while still maintaining their warlike ways, other worlds might be threatened. Someone should really go and have a word with them.

And so Klaatu has come to Earth with his mighty robot companion Gort. They land their saucer in a Washington, D.C. park near the Mall. Klaatu speaks words of peace, but when he pulls out a device that looks a teensy bit like a ray gun, a nervous soldier shoots him. Gort raises his visor and reduces multiple pieces of military hardware to ash before Klaatu gets his breath back enough to ask Gort to stop.

Klaatu recovers in a nearby hospital, but the governments of Earth refuse to meet together to hear his message, even at the United Nations. Realizing he needs to learn more about the Earthlings before taking his next step, Klaatu escapes from the hospital and assumes the identity of Mr. Carpenter, a traveler who takes a room at a boarding house.

There he meets widow Helen Benson and her son Bobby, who Mr. Carpenter makes a good impression on. So much so, that when Helen steps out with her new boyfriend Tom, an insurance salesman, she allows Mr. Carpenter to babysit Bobby by having the boy guide him around town. Bobby enables Klaatu to see that Earth people do have some capacity for goodness and growth, and enables Mr. Carpenter to get in contact with Earth's greatest scientist, Professor Barnhardt.

Professor Barnhardt is willing to assemble an international conference of scientists to hear Klaatu's message, and asks for a non-lethal demonstration of the alien's power to back up his words. Klaatu does so, halting most electrical activity on Earth (except where that would kill people) and making the Earth Stand Still. The military does not respond well, and this sets up the spine-tingling conclusion.

This 1951 film is deservedly considered one of the all-time classic science fiction films, far above the schlock treatment the genre usually received at the time. The acting is decent, the effects very well done given technological limitations (there were two Gort costumes with zippers in different places, depending on whether Gort is facing towards or away from the camera.) The theremin music is spooky, and the writing is also good. Even though all of the action is confined to the Washington area, the international nature of the crisis is frequently shown, and even in American crowds we see some diversity.

A hilarious moment for later audiences is when two doctors are baffled by the fact that Klaatu's people live twice the lifespan of Earth humans, and wonder how this is accomplished--then light up cigarettes.

There is one clunker of a line late in the film, put in at the insistence of the censors, about how raising the dead permanently is reserved for "The Almighty." And there's that moment at the beginning where Klaatu stupidly makes a sudden move in front of a nervous and highly armed crowd.

Highly recommended for any science fiction fan who has somehow not seen it before, or only seen the much less well done remake.
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Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) directed by Hideo Gosha.

Times are tough in this rural district of Japan. There's been a succession of bad harvests, but no reduction in taxes, so the peasants are starving and broke. In desperation, several farmers have kidnapped the daughter of the local magistrate in an effort to extort him into presenting their case to the provincial lord. Three masterless samurai are also in the area, and about to be swept up into this crisis.

This was the first movie directed by Hideo Gosha, who'd previously worked in television, including directing the first season of the television series the movie is a prequel to. In that series, three ronin travel from place to place righting wrongs and protecting the weak. This film reveals how the trio gets together.

The first samurai we meet is Shiba, who finds a woman's hairpin on the path to an old mill, investigates, and learns about the kidnapping. Once it's clear that the farmers aren't going to rape Aya, the magistrate's daughter, or seriously harm her, he starts helping them out. He knows full well the magistrate isn't going to respond well to this tactic.

The next to join is Sakura, a scruffy spear carrier that was in jail for vagrancy. He's offered his freedom and a reward for fighting the farmers and their new samurai ally. On the way to the mill, Sakura is ambushed by one of the farmers, and kills the man. But once he hears the truth about what's going on, Sakura switches sides. Later, he starts developing feelings for Oine, widow of the man he killed, who doesn't know the truth. Awk-ward.

Kikyo is nominally on the magistrate's side for much of the movie, as he's been freeloading off that household's food supply. He is, however, careful to avoid any of the more heinous actions requested by the magistrate. When the magistrate demonstrates straight up that he is a man without honor, Kikyo defects.

Meanwhile, the magistrate is trying to keep the news of the peasant disgruntlement as quiet as possible, no matter what dirty tricks he has to pull to ensure that. The lord is visiting this district in a few days, and if the petition disturbs the lord in any way, the magistrate is sure to lose his position.

Since this is a samurai revenge drama,while we know the three central characters are going to make it out alive somehow, don't get too attached to anyone else.

The good: Our main trio are honorable men who try to do the right thing, even in a cynical world where doing the right thing is often fatal or a failure. They don't always live up to their own standards, but their consciences are very much alive. Overall, everyone's motivations and the resulting actions ring true.

There's some excellent action sequences. I especially liked the invasion of the old mill for good fight choreography in a cramped space filled with obstacles.

Less good: Some parts of the film felt like they were shot for television rather than a movie, not using the full frame well. I am given to understand that Mr. Gosha quickly became much better at this. Sakura and Oine's romance felt very rushed, as though it were put in solely for the sake of having a little romance.

Content notes: As expected from a samurai drama, there's plenty of black and white blood being spilled. There's also a couple of torture scenes. Kikyo has sex with a prostitute just off-screen.

Recommended to fans of samurai revenge drama. Sadly, it appears that the first few seasons of the TV show the movie is based on have been lost, so following up with that is not an option.
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This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CHUD Challenge. A member of the CHUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during July, and post reviews of same.

20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 2: The Last Hope (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
20th Century Boys 3: Redemption (2009) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi

Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Adventures of Gallant Bess (1948) dir. Lew Landers
The Adventures of Rex and Rinty (1935) dir. Ford Beebe
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008) dir. Mark Atkins
All-Star Superman (2011) dir. Sam Liu
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) Bernard Vorhaus
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
Anna Karenina (1948) dir. Julien Duvivier
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
Apocalypse (1997) dir. Hubert de la Bouillerie
The Armour of God (1986) dir. Jackie Chan
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) dir. Bernard L. Kowalski
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011) dir. Christopher R. Mihm
The Avenging Eagle (1978) dir. Chung Sun
Azumi 2 (2005) dir. Shusuke Kaneko

Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Bat (1926) dir. Roland West
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
The Black Room (1935) dir. Roy William Neill
Blood Brothers (?) dir. Chang Cheh
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green
Braveheart (1995) dir. Mel Gibson
Bulldog Drummond Escapes (1937) dir. James P. Hogan

Captain Kidd (1945) dir. Rowland V. Lee
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Chained for Life (1951) dir. Harry L. Fraser
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Child Bride (1938) dir. Harry Revier
Chocolate (2008) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone
Crypt of the Vampire (1964) dir. Camillo Mastrocinque

Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
The Dead Matter (2010) dir. Edward Douglas
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Devil Girl from Mars (1954) dir. David MacDonald
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) Chester Erskine
Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii (4)
Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman (3)
Existenz (1999) dir. David Cronenburg

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
Flash Gordon: Rocketship (1936) dir. Ford Beebe
The Fly (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann
The Flying Deuces (1939) dir. A. Edward Sutherland
The Flying Scotsman (1929) dir. Castleton Knight
Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks (1974) dir. Dick Randall

Gaslight (1940) dir. Thorold Dickinson
The General (1936) dir. Clyde Bruckman
The Giant of Marathon (1959) dir. Jacques Tourneur
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Great American West (1973) dir. Denis Sanders
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) Dir. Lauren Montgomery

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
The Hasty Heart (1949) dir. Vincent Sherman
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr
Horror Hotel (1960) dir. John Llewellyn Moxey
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird
Inuyasha the Movie 2: The Castle Beyond the Looking Glass (2002) dir. Toshiya Shinohara

The Jade Mask (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Jodhaa Akbar (2008) dir. Ashutosh Gowariker
Juggernaut (1936) dir. Henry Edwards
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010) dir. Sam Liu
Justice League Doom (2012) dir. Lauren Montgomery
Justice League vs. the Fatal Five (2019) dir. Wes Gleason

The Kennel Murder Case (1933) dir. Michael Curtiz
Key Largo (1948) dir. John Huston
Kitaro (2007) dir. Katsuhide Motoki
Kunpan: Legend of the Warlord (2002) dir. Tanit Jitnukul

The Land that Time Forgot (2009) dir. C. Thomas Howell
The Last Tycoon (2012) dir. Jing Wong
Law of the Wild (1934) dir. B. Reeves Eason
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983) dir. Kinji Fukasaku
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994) dir. Jing Wong
Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

Ma and Pa Kettle (1949) dir. Charles Lamont
Mad Ron's Prevues from Hell (1987) dir. Jim Monaco
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
The Man They Could Not Hang (1939) dir. Nick Grinde
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) dir. RZA
Martial Angels (2001) dir. Clarence Ford
Maze (1996) dir. Atsushi Aono
Meera (1992) dir. P.C. Sreeram
Meeting at Midnight (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Metropolis (2001) dir. Rintaro
Militant Eagle (1978) dir. Chia Chih Li
The Milky Way (1936) dir. Leo McCarey
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (2004) dir. Tensai Okamura
Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom (2006) dir. Toshiyuki Tsuru

One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
The Over-the-Hill Gang (1969) dir. Jean Yarbrough

Paradise Canyon (1935) dir. Carl Pierson
The Plague of the Zombies (1966) dir. John Gilling
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (2000) dir. Matsamitsu Hidaka
Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki (1)
Prodigal Boxer (?) dir. Unknown, stars Fei Meng
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan

Rage at Dawn (1955) dir. Tim Whelan
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung
The Return of the Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
Return of the Fly (1959) dir. Edward Bernds

Samurai Princess (2009) dir. Kengo Kaji
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) dir. Allan Dwan
The Scarlet Clue (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Secret of the Andes (1998) dir. Alejandro Azzano
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon
The Seven Samurai (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990) dir. Michael Herz
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson
The Shooting (1966) dir. Monte Hellman
Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) dir. Noriaki Yuasa
The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952) dir. Henry King
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) dir. William Cottrell
Spy Smasher (1942) dir. William Witney
Summer Wars (2009) dir. Mamoru Hosoda
Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960) dir. Terence Fisher

Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tales of Terror (1962) dir. Roger Corman
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Tears of the Black Tiger (2000) dir. Wisit Sasanatieng
Tulsa (1949) dir. Stuart Heisler
Twice-Told Tales (1963) dir. Sidney Salkow (2)

Volcano High (2001) dir. Tae-gyun Kim
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

The War of the Worlds (1953) dir. Byron Haskin
Weird Woman (1944) dir. Reginald Le Borg
When Worlds Collide (1951) dir. Rudolph Mate
White Comanche (1967) dir. Gilbert Kay
White Zombie (1932) dir. Victor Halperin
Wildfire (1945) dir. Robert Emmett Tansey
Winds of the Wasteland (1936) dir. Mack Wright
Wonder Woman (2009) dir. Lauren Montgomery
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike

Why, yes, most of these are from discount bins, why do you ask?

Previous Challenge movies:
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow
Operation Condor (1991) dir. Jackie Chan
Star Trek (2009) dir. J.J. Abrams
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata
Tales from Earthsea (2006) dir. Goro Miyazaki
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) dir. Hideo Gosha
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Operation Condor (1991) directed by Jackie Chan

Back during World War Two, a large shipment of gold was concealed at a secret German base somewhere in the Sahara. The officer in charge of the mission, and the eighteen men assigned to assist him, mysteriously vanished, and anyone who knew the exact location of the base died one way or another before the end of the war. It sure would be nice if the United Nations was the first to find the gold so it could be used for peace. And that's where the man codenamed "Asian Condor" comes in.

This action-comedy movie is a sequel to 1986's Armour of God, but due to import shenanigans came out in America first, so most of us know the latter movie as "Operation Condor 2."

After a failed mission in the Amazon, treasure hunter Jackie (Jackie Chan) is recruited by the UN to lead an expedition into the Sahara to look for the Nazi gold. The dub I saw carefully avoided saying the word "Nazi" though. He's teamed with a geography expert named Ada, who manages to pull rank on Jackie once and then is overruled for the rest of the movie. They are soon joined by Elsa, the granddaughter of the German officer who hid the gold, who is trying to prove that he didn't just steal it.

There are other parties after the gold too, a pair of bumbling Arab bandits, and a more competent group of mercenaries led by a mysterious man in a wheelchair.

Once in the desert, our heroes are joined by Momoko, a Japanese drifter in the desert to consider philosophy, and her pet scorpion. Shortly thereafter, a random band of Arab slave traders (what, again?) abduct Ada and Elsa, so Jackie and Momoko must rescue them. While they're away, the mercenaries slaughter the rest of the expedition, so it's up to Jackie and the girls to find the hidden base, defeat the mercenaries, and confiscate the gold. Two out of three ain't bad.

The good: This is how you make an Indiana Jones-inspired movie. Keep the action and comedy, and the basic idea of a treasure hunter, but have the main character be entirely their own person rather than a Harrison Ford imitation.

The comedy mostly hits, especially when Jackie is being self-deprecating, and the action is excellent, with Jackie Chan as always doing his own impressive stunt work. I especially liked a fight sequence on moving platforms.

Less good: The roles for women in this movie are...less than good. After a fat-phobic joke in the opening, the women in the story exist for being rescued, comic relief and fanservice, including being forcibly stripped and ogled. (The audience only sees rear nudity.) None of the women seem competent (Ada even noticeably fails at her supposed expertise), though they sometimes manage to distract Jackie's opponents.

The dub I watched flattens out many of the characters' voices. Some of the accents are over the top vaudeville stereotypes.

Overall: It's a very well-produced movie, and Jackie Chan shines in it. But take a star off if you prefer competent female characters.
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Hi Folks!

This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CHUD Challenge. A member of the CHUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during June, and post reviews of same.

Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008) dir. Mark Atkins
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
Anna Karenina (1948) dir. Julien Duvivier
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
Apocalypse (1997) dir. Hubert de la Bouillerie
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) dir. Bernard L. Kowalski
Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011) dir. Christopher R. Mihm
Azumi 2 (2005) dir. Shusuke Kaneko

Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Bat (1926) dir. Roland West
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green

Captain Kidd (1945) dir. Rowland V. Lee
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Charlie Chan in the Secret Service (1944) dir. Phil Rosen
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise (4)
Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
The Dead Matter (2010) dir. Edward Douglas
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Devil Girl from Mars (1954) dir. David MacDonald
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) Chester Erskine
Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii
Existenz (1999) dir. David Cronenburg

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Flash Gordon: Rocketship (1936) dir. Ford Beebe
The Flying Deuces (1939) dir. A. Edward Sutherland
The Flying Scotsman (1929) dir. Castleton Knight

Gaslight (1940) dir. Thorold Dickinson
The General (1936) dir. Clyde Bruckman
Great American West (1973) dir. Denis Sanders

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
The Hasty Heart (1949) dir. Vincent Sherman
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr

The Jade Mask (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Jodhaa Akbar (2008) dir. Ashutosh Gowariker
Juggernaut (1936) dir. Henry Edwards
Justice League Doom (2012) dir. Lauren Montgomery
Justice League vs. the Fatal Five (2019) dir. Wes Gleason

Key Largo (1948) dir. John Huston
The Land that Time Forgot (2009) dir. C. Thomas Howell
Legend of the Eight Samurai (1983) dir. Kinji Fukasaku
Legend of the Red Dragon (1994) dir. Jing Wong
Let the Right One In (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

Ma and Pa Kettle (1949) dir. Charles Lamont
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd
Martial Angels (2001) dir. Clarence Ford
Maze (1996) dir. Atsushi Aono
Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Militant Eagle (1978) dir. Chia Chih Li
The Milky Way (1936) dir. Leo McCarey
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) dir. Terry Gilliam

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (2004) dir. Tensai Okamura
Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom (2006) dir. Toshiyuki Tsuru

One-Eyed Jacks (1961) dir. Marlon Brando
Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Operation Condor (1991) dir. Jackie Chan (1)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (2000) dir. Matsamitsu Hidaka
Prodigal Boxer (?) dir. Unknown, stars Fei Meng
Project A (1983) dir. Jackie Chan

Rage at Dawn (1955) dir. Tim Whelan
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung

Samurai Princess (2009) dir. Kengo Kaji
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) dir. Allan Dwan
The Scarlet Clue (1945) dir. Phil Rosen
Secret of the Andes (1998) dir. Alejandro Azzano
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon
The Seven Samurai (1954) dir. Akira Kurosawa
The Shanghai Cobra (1945) dir. Phil Karlson
The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1952) dir. Henry King
Spy Smasher (1942) dir. William Witney
Star Trek (2009) dir. J.J. Abrams
Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960) dir. Terence Fisher

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) dir. Isao Takahata (2)
Tales from Earthsea (2006) dir. Goro Miyazaki
Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) dir. Hideo Gosha (3)

Volcano High (2001) dir. Tae-gyun Kim
Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

Weird Woman (1944) dir. Reginald Le Borg
White Comanche (1967) dir. Gilbert Kay
White Zombie (1932) dir. Victor Halperin
Winds of the Wasteland (1936) dir. Mack Wright
Zebraman (2009) dir. Takashi Miike

Why, yes, most of these are from discount bins, why do you ask?

Previous Challenge movies:
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill
skjam: Ghost cat in a fez (fez)
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) directed by Russell Mulcahy.

Most history books leave out some details of the Pharaoh Tutankhamen's reign. For example, they won't tell you that King Tut was a winged superhero who fought an army of demons led by the Great Beast Set. Nor do they mention that Tut banished the demons by breaking the Emerald Tablet that allowed the creatures to enter our dimension in four parts. But adventure archaeologist Danny Fremont knows. He's been traveling around the world gathering the tablet pieces so he can put them together and use the tablet's powers for the good of humanity--only to have each piece stolen by Dr. Sinclair, agent of the powerful Hellfire Council. Only one piece remains to be found, and there's only one place it can be. King Tut's Tomb!

This movie was a Hallmark Channel two-part special. While it's not quite the holiday card-inspired story I normally associate with Hallmark, this means a lack of gratuitous swearing, and the women keep their clothes on. Most of the film was shot in Jaipur and Mumbai, with Indian actors filling in most Egyptian roles, including all the extras. Historical accuracy is clearly not a huge concern here, so you should leave that at the door.

Danny Fremont (Casper van Dien) is obviously meant to remind us of Indiana Jones, being a swashbuckling archaeologist with a reputation as a bit of a kook. (He has books out on Atlantis, and once he's done with King Tut's tomb is planning to go after Noah's Ark.) Things haven't gone so well for him since the Hellfire Council got his teaching certification revoked and book deal trashed. (The Hellfire Council also has a secret monopoly on the cure for tuberculosis.) Even the brilliant Egyptologist Dr. Azelia Barakat, who Danny has been trying to woo onto his side, thinks he's nuts. Also, his last few digs haven't panned out and the workers haven't been paid.

Dr. Sinclair (Jonathan Hyde), conversely, is far more well-spoken, dresses better, and is generally more competent than Danny at everything except finding artifacts first. This last bit gets the sinister archaeologist a lot of stick from his fellow members of the Hellfire Council, particularly their leader Sir Nathan Cairns (Malcolm McDowell). It comes as no surprise when Sinclair turns on the rest of the council as soon as he gains the power of the Emerald Tablet.

And of course a supporting cast of quirky characters, including an explosives expert nicknamed Rembrant.

A lot of story beats are utterly predictable. Of course Danny's going to find the tomb and the fourth tablet, and get the girl. Of course Sinclair will somehow steal the tablet and summon a bunch of demons and betray anyone who ever trusted him. Of course there will be a happy ending. But the nearly three hour run time helps make the film seem leisurely. (And there are a couple of flash-forwards to remind us that CGI bits are coming.) The pace picks up considerably in the last half hour as most of the cast departs the film.

Content issues: There's a fair amount of violence, both magical and semi-realistic. There's a head-under-water torture scene. The depiction of mental illness is dubious at best. Danny's romantic pursuit of Azelia leads to a couple of uncomfortable scenes, especially after he learns she's engaged to another man. One aspect of the happy ending could come across as a bit racist.

The first hour or so is probably the weakest while the movie sets up all the characters and situations.

Overall, this is a pleasant afternoon's viewing if you can access it free or as a package with a bunch of other movies.
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Hi Folks!

This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CHUD Challenge. A member of the CHUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during May, and post reviews of same.

Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008) dir. Mark Atkins
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee (1)
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy (2)
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Flying Deuces (1939) dir. A. Edward Sutherland
The Flying Scotsman (1929) dir. Castleton Knight
Hollywood Safari (1997) dir. Henri Charr
The Last Man on Earth (1960) dir. Sidney Saikow (3)
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung
Secret of the Andes (1998) dir. Alejandro Azzano
Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill (4)

Why, yes, most of these are from discount bins, why do you ask?

Previous Challenge movies:
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd (not completed due to defective DVD)
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
skjam: Man in blue suit and fedora, wearing an eyeless mask emblazoned with the scales of justice (justice)
Blackmail (1929) directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Alice White, who works in her father's tobacco shop, is bored with her police detective boyfriend Frank. She acts obnoxiously during a date with him, causing Frank to cancel. But Frank hesitates long enough outside the restaurant to see Alice leave with handsome artist Mr. Crewe, who'd arranged to meet Alice there.

It's clear that Alice and Mr. Crewe don't know each other well, but he pressures her into a visit to his studio apartment. He's clearly a skilled painter, and also plays the piano and sings. The two young people flirt, and Alice tries on a model's ballerina dress (which she's a trifle too big for.) All seems to be going well until Mr. Crewe forces a kiss on Alice. Unconsenting, Alice decides to leave, but Mr. Crewe takes away her street clothes, and then (behind a curtain) attempts to rape Alice. She stabs him to death in self defense.

Distraught and dazed, Alice obscures some evidence that she was at the apartment, but forgets her gloves. She wanders until dawn, then successfully fakes having been in bed.

Frank finds Alice's glove at the scene of the crime and recognizes the murder victim, but pockets the evidence and does not tell the other Scotland Yard men about his knowledge. He goes to Alice's shop and attempts to discover her connection to the crime. But their conversation is seen by another man. As it so happens, he saw Alice go into the artist's building on the night of the murder...and has her other glove! He's got blackmail on his mind.

This was Alfred Hitchcock's first talkie, and indeed is considered the first "full" talkie from England. It was initially filmed as a silent film but many scenes were reshot during production. The first few minutes of the talkie version are "silent" as we see Frank's workday, capturing a criminal, interrogating him, a lineup, and then pressing charges. Only when the detectives are in the locker area at the end of the day do we first hear talking.

One effect of the switch to sound was a problem with Alice's actress, Anny Ondra. Her strong Czech accent was considered unacceptable for playing a working class British girl, so British actress Joan Barry had to stand just off-camera and speak Alice's lines while Anny mouthed them. This was Ms. Ondra's last English film but she went on to a successful career in Germany, France and Czechoslovakia.

The film has Hitchcock's trademarks: a heavy dose of suspense, a famous landmark as the site of the climax (the British Museum) and a cameo by the director himself. It also has an ambiguous ending of the type that would soon be unacceptable under the Hays Code.

The imagery gets a little heavy-handed from time to time, more suitable for the silent version I think, but the painting of the clown who points and laughs at you is a good recurring image. Hitchcock did also start using some sound tricks to good effect; the best of these is a gossipy neighbor whose monologue slowly fades out except for the repeated use of the word "knife."

The old-fashionedness of the film (based on a stage play and you can tell) is part of its charm, but may grate on younger viewers who aren't used to it. New film fans may want to start with some of Hitchcock's Hollywood movies from the late Thirties to ease into it.
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Carnival of Souls (1962) directed by Herk Harvey!

The April challenge starts with this relatively obscure horror film, which I have to say provides some genuine creepy moments.

Recently graduated organ major Mary is the only survivor when the car she's in loses a drag race by careening off a bridge into a Kansas river. She's clearly traumatized, and doesn't remember how she got out alive. But no time for therapy or even checking in with her parents. Mary's been recruited straight out of college to serve as church organist for the second-biggest church in an Utah city. (The denomination is never said, but isn't Mormon.)

On the way, Mary begins having moments when she can't hear any sound, and a mysterious figure (played by Herk Harvey) starts showing up in reflective surfaces, and then in physical space. No one else sees this person, and when the silent moments happen, no one can hear or see Mary either. (Notably, she doesn't try just touching anyone during these sequences.) She also feels drawn to an abandoned carnival pavilion a few miles out of town.

The local doctor suggests that Mary's imagination is playing tricks on her, but the audience has seen the mysterious figure when Mary isn't looking at him, so there's some questions there.

I especially like the music direction--even when Mary's not playing the organ herself, creepy organ music dominates the soundtrack.

Mary appears to be on the aromantic/asexual side, though she cannot recall if this was always the case. This gets her some hassle from neighbor Mr. Lyman, who is not good at reading women's signals, and pushy when it comes to wooing Mary. Only "this chick be crazy" finally gets him to back off. More of an issue with her job is that Mary is areligious--she just likes playing the organ and the church will pay her.

This is not a movie for people who like explanations. We see what may be a partial explanation, but it just raises more questions.

The acting is wooden in places (with Mary this may be intentional.)

Overall, if you like movies that are confident in themselves enough to explain nothing, this would be a good match for you.
skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
Hi Folks!

This is a list of movies I've had lying around for ages and never got around to watching, so I am participating in the CHUD Challenge. A member of the CHUD Buddies community will be picking four of these movies for me to watch during April, and post reviews of same.

The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock (3)
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey (1)
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd (2)
Return of the Evil Fox (1991) dir. George Leung (4)
Tales from the East (unknown) dir. Manfred Wong
Tarzan and the Trappers (1958) dir. Charles F. Haas
Tarzan the Fearless (1933) dir. Robert F. Hill

Why, yes, most of these are from discount bins, why do you ask?

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