skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
984: Prisoner of the Future (1982) dir. Tibor Takacs

It is the indefinite near future, and 984 is a prisoner...somewhere. Previously, he'd been Tom Weston (Stephen Markle), a slightly smarmy corporate executive. It's not clear what his corporation did, as the flashbacks are maddeningly vague, but they were somehow either involved with or opposed to the rise of the Movement. 984 is accused of actions against the Movement, or perhaps merely hanging out with people who took actions against the Movement. The Warden (Don Francks) has been interrogating him off and on for years, but 984 claims he's innocent or at least unaware of what his crime may have been.

This 1982 TV movie takes inspiration from 1984 (the cell block #984 is imprisoned in is #19 just in case you needed another hint) and Kafka's The Trial. And the ending twists from perhaps another source. While you can grasp the generalities of the backstory, it's never quite clear what Dr. Fontaine (Andrew Foot), the leader of the Movement, has as his actual plan beyond overthrowing the old order. Some of the prisoners are corporate types like Weston, but not all of them.

As the story wears on, what exactly the Warden wants remains unclear. Is he looking for the truth, as he claims? Trying to break 984's spirit once and for all? Or is he just desperate to pass the time, as much trapped in the prison as 984 is?

This movie really does show its low budget, clearly having 90% of the scenes shot in one big building. There's an odd computer monitor and some "futuristic" costume choices, but the main science fiction element is that the prison uses robotic hall guards, and they're not particularly effective once confronted.

Content note: Some torture, at least one prisoner dies and we see the corpse. There's a woman described as Weston's "mistress" but in the flashbacks he doesn't seem invested in the relationship, and 984 only ever mentions his wife. Weston gets a little violent during an escape attempt towards the end, but only a robot is harmed.

This is one of those painfully slow, deliberately obscure movies that might have been "arty" with a bit more care put into all its aspects, but as is, is a time-waster that's not even good for bad movie night.
skjam: (gasgun)
Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott

It is 2019, and Los Angeles is in rough shape. Thanks to climate change, pollution and other factors, animals are nearly extinct. The city itself is dark and run down, with almost perpetual rain showers. Most of the people who can move to off-world colonies have done so, leaving the poor, the sick, the stubborn and those who have the few remaining good jobs. To aid the off-worlders with labor and dangerous tasks, the Tyrell Corporation has invented artificial humanoids called "replicants." Superficially indistinguishable from humans, they are built to be stronger, faster and more durable. To keep these slaves from organizing enough to rebel, they are made with planned obsolescence, dying in four years.

As a further precaution, replicants are banned from living on Earth. Some escape their masters and come to Earth anyway--while it's become a hellhole, it's easier to hide there. In response, the police have special operatives called "bladerunners" who track down and "retire" the fugitive replicants.

And that's where Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) comes in. He's a top bladerunner, or was until the job soured him and he attempted to quit. His successor has been killed while trying to administer a Voight-kampf test to a suspected replicant, so his former boss Bryant (M. Emmett Walsh) sends enforcer Gaff (Edward James Olmos) to drag Deckard in for reinstatement. It's made clear that Deckard will not be allowed to refuse. A group of four replicants is at large in the city, Zohra (Joanna Cassidy), Leon (Brion James), Pris (Daryl Hannah) and Nexus Six combat model Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer). They've already murdered several people just to get to Los Angeles, and their goal is unknown. Bryant wants them retired.

Deckard has little choice but to begin the hunt.

This classic science fiction movie was based on the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick, but had the title of an entirely different screenplay/novel attached to make it sound less silly. It did poorly at the box office for various reasons, including being released at the same time as the blockbuster E.T. which was more to the general audience's taste. However, it became a hit in home video and reappraised, especially after later edits cleared up some of the problems. (The version I watched was "the final cut."

The cast is excellent, and despite them and the crew not getting along with director Ridley Scott, are largely doing their best. Love interest Rachel (Sean Young) is kind of flat. She's revealed early on to be a replicant herself--perhaps she hasn't been out of the vats long enough to develop a full personality?

The special effects are mostly practical, and include some lovely miniatures. The movie looks awesome. This version of Los Angeles has a very heavy East Asian influence, possibly due to increased immigration from those parts. (Japan was going through an economic boom at the time, and it was feared they might wind up owning America.) This makes it a bit funny when the "Chinatown" scenes don't look different from anywhere else in town. It had a strong influence on "cyberpunk" aesthetics going forward, though the similar trends in William Gibson's >I?Neuromancer were a case of convergent evolution.

There's also some very quotable lines, with Roy's final speech being mostly improvised.

Film noir is a heavy influence here. Yes, the replicants are murderous, but they are also escaped slaves. The police are certainly no better ethically, only legally. Deckard's relationship with Rachel is inherently doomed, and the framing even makes his own humanity questionable. As so often in noir, the protagonist is less likely to have a happy ending than to just be grateful for survival.

Nifty bit: Despite having faster than light spaceships, flying cars and artificial life, this society did not invent the cell phone, but instead has TV-equipped public phones.

Content note: Lethal violence, some gory. A man's eyes are gouged out. Female toplessness. Deckard has some rather odd notions about getting consent for romantic actions. Older teens on up.

An excellent movie, but you might want to skip the original theatrical cut, which has unnecessary voiceovers. Highly recommended to science fiction fans.
skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg

Elliott (Henry Thomas) is a middle child. He's old enough to want to participate in his teen brother Michael's (Robert MacNaughton) Dungeons and Dragons game, but not old enough to be welcome there. He thinks of his little sister Gertie (Drew Barrymore) as babyish, and hasn't noticed yet how smart she is. The kids quarrel a lot, exasperating their separated mother Mary (Dee Wallace). But Elliott is about to become one of the most important little boys on Earth. An alien has been stranded near their Northern California suburb, and Elliott is the key to saving this extra-terrestrial.

Somehow, I had just never gotten around to seeing this much-beloved movie during the year it ran in theaters or on TV or home video. My knowledge of it was all from pop culture references and ripoffs. So it's nice that I was randomly challenged to finally give it a watch.

E.T., as it will come to be known, is a member of a group of peaceful explorers who were examining an Earth forest when the ship was forced to take off before meddling humans could get to close. In the excitement, E.T. was left behind, and evidently the aliens do not possess a way to return to the same coordinates. E.T. senses a kindred spirit in the nearby town, and slowly reveals itself to the shocked pre-teen.

Elliott is forced to admit the existence of the alien to his siblings--despite their own tensions, they quickly bond over protecting the visitor. They try to hide E.T. from their mother, though Gertie tries the other approach and Mary completely misses what's going on due to her own pressing concerns. Meanwhile, shadowy figures infiltrate the neighborhood, led by the mysterious Keys (Peter Coyote).

E.T. has seemingly miraculous powers, but separation from its people is slowly killing it. The kids need to help it "phone home." Fortuitously, Halloween has arrived, making it easier for weird creatures to go out on the street, but will it be too late?

Good: Neat special effects, excellent music, some lovely shots. Keeping the government agents shadowy and a bit sinister until the last third of the movie works well. I also like that said agents turn out to be well-meaning, if overbearing and not willing to listen closely enough to the children.

Oh, and one of the first D&D scenes in media and mostly positive!

Less good: I found my attention wandering during the early "cute kid" scenes. Elliott seems a little too invested in E.T. being "a boy" (officially, its species does not have gender as we understand it.)

Content note: Some naughty language from children. E.T. comes close to dying and Elliott suffers with him. Younger children should have a grownup for support during darker moments.

I think I missed the window to consider this a really great movie, but it is pretty good and suitable for families to watch together (if your family is okay with "penis-breath" as dialogue.)
skjam: Horrific mummy-man. (Neighbors)
Monster from Green Hell (1957) dir. Kenneth G. Crane

The Space Race is on, but before a human can be shot into orbit, the risks need to be assessed. Therefore, the United States has put scientists Dr. Quent Brady (Jim Davis) and Dan Morgan (Robert Griffith) have been put in charge of a program for shooting animals into the upper atmosphere for exposure to cosmic rays to see if there are any ill effects. (I wonder if Stan Lee and Jack Kirby saw this movie?) One of the rockets, which happens to be carrying a wasp colony, goes off course, with an estimated crash site near Africa.

Some weeks later, missionary Dr. Lorentz (Vladimir Sokoloff) performs an autopsy on a recently killed African native and confirms that he died of an unknown poison. He is not convinced that this means there's an actual monster in the area known as "Green Hell" but his native assistant Arobi (Joel Fluellen) points out that while the tribespeople might be superstitious, the local animals aren't, and they've been avoiding Green Hell as well. And indeed, we see a brief moment of a gigantic wasp-like monster looming in the sky.

In the U.S., Brady and Morgan read reports of giant wasp sightings in Africa, though the papers treat it unseriously, and notice that there might be a connection to their missing experimental animals. They take a leave of absence and head for the continent in question. It takes a while to arrange a safari, and the colonial authorities loan them a guide, "Arab" Mahri (Eduardo Ciannelli), and a column of bearers.

After much hardship, the expedition arrives at Dr. Lorentz' complex, only to find out he has been killed, but Arobi was able to dig a giant stinger out of him, the first physical evidence that the monster truly exists. Dr. Lorentz's daughter Lorna (Barbara Turner) and Arobi join the expedition into Green Hell to learn the truth.

This Fifties flick combines the giant monster and jungle picture subgenres, with the majority of the run time devoted to the latter. This is a "Darkest Africa" story which makes no attempt at geographical accuracy and pretends that conditions remain the same as they were a generation or more before the 1950s. Part of this is somewhat necessitated by the heavy use of stock footage from a 1930s movie about a 19th Century expedition. Animals from widely separated regions are depicted as though all in one area, and the natives range from superstitious to savage, with Arobi as the one "half-civilized" native.

The best thing about the movie is the giant wasp models, which while obviously models, are presented in a suitably scary fashion.

There's a lot I could nitpick about this movie, but I do find it a pleasant surprise that when the scientists learn that they've accidentally introduced an invasive species into Green Hell, they take responsibility and attempt to solve the problem. Despite the fact that they utterly fail and Nature itself has to miraculously intervene, at least an attempt was made.

Content note: Death of several humans and animals, mostly bloodlessly, but one scene does involve goo. Dubious portrayal of African natives. A bit of sexism, Dr. Brady says that a dangerous expedition is "no place for a girl" and Lorna responds that this is why she's coming, to shame the village men into assisting.

The original theatrical print of the movie had red tinting for the lava at the end; my copy was one of the TV prints that did not have this feature. I am given to understand there's a restoration of the film with Technicolor (tm) coloring of that scene.

This is low-grade schlock of the sort that gave "sci-fi" movies a bad name in the Fifties. Mostly of interest for people who gather to riff on bad movie night.
skjam: Horrific mummy-man. (Neighbors)
Knowing (2009) dir. Alex Proyas

The time is 2009. MIT astrophysics professor John Koestler (Nicolas Cage) is trying to raise his son Caleb (Chandler Canterbury), who has an auditory processing disorder that his hearing aid helps with, after the tragic death of his wife the previous year. As a result of his grief, John has adopted a nihilistic viewpoint that the universe is entirely random, and nothing has an actual purpose outside itself. (As a good teacher, he's quick to point out that this is his philosophical viewpoint, and not an objective fact.) This has caused him to become estranged from his preacher father (Alan Hopgood) and barely on speaking terms with his sister Grace (Nadia Townsend). His colleague from the Cosmology department Phil Beckman (Ben Mendelsohn) is trying to hook John up with an attractive acquaintance of theirs, but John's become something of a helicopter parent to Caleb and keeps canceling.

As it happens, Caleb's school, William Dawes Elementary, is having its fiftieth anniversary. At a ceremony honoring this, a time capsule with students' drawings from 1959 imagining the far future year of 2009 ia unearthed. Caleb is given the envelope containing the entry of Lucinda (Lara Robinson), who printed out a sequence of apparently random numbers. This is baffling, but later that evening, a seeming coincidence causes John to realize that it's actually the dates and fatality lists of various disasters that were in the future at the time the list was created. (Later on, seemingly "junk" numbers turn out to be location markers.) The numbers are too exact to be random, and three of the dates are still in the future.

Now John must find some way of proving the list is genuine, and attempt to stop the coming disasters! This is not helped by the mysterious Whisper Man (D.G. Maloney) who keeps approaching Caleb, or that Lucinda has since died, and her long-suffering daughter Diana (Rose Byrne) doesn't want to open that wound, despite her daughter Abby (Lara Robinson) making a quick connection with Caleb.

This science fiction disaster movie is haunted by 9/11, which is specifically called out. Not so much because of the terrorism thing, but because American culture was still trying to process what it "meant"; something that would have happened anyway, or something that could have been prevented if only the right people had known?

Good: Some awesome disaster scenes. Especially the first two disasters go the extra mile. Lara Robison is quite good in her double role. Nicolas Cage as always does a good job of seeming unhinged enough that he's undercutting his own attempts at convincing people. The scene with elderly teacher Miss Taylor (Alethea McGrath) is effective.

Less good: Since the universe is deterministic in this story, all of John's actions are ultimately pointless, as is the prophetic set of numbers. Nothing can be changed, the future is set in stone, and John just as well could have stayed home and slept through the events without that being an issue. (Except that he can't because his actions are also predetermined.) The Whisper Men's plans also make near zero sense, but apparently they are (despite knowing the future) trapped into doing exactly the things they end up doing. This makes the movie bleak and miserable. Some viewers may question why they spent two hours of their life on this story.

Content note: People and animals burn to death. Other gory deaths. Children in peril. John has a bit of a drinking problem, though he is easily able to stop drinking alcohol once there's something more important to do.

It's certainly an interesting movie, and I would recommend it to people who are okay with bleakness.
skjam: Horrific mummy-man. (Neighbors)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) dir. Steven Spielberg

We are not alone in the universe. There are beings from beyond the stars, who have visited Earth from time to time. Sometimes there have even been "close encounters", sightings and nebulous evidence. Now, perhaps, it is time for a true meeting in person, a close encounter of the third kind. At least that's what a United Nations research team lead by Claude Lacombe (François Truffaut) and his faithful interpreter David Laughlin (Bob Balaban) are hoping. They are pursuing clues in remote Sonoran Mexico, India and the Gobi Desert.

Meanwhile in Indiana, a particularly spectacular set of UFO sightings is underway. Among those most strongly affected are toddler Barry Guiler (Cary Guffey) and electrician Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss). There's a great deal of excitement about the weird lights in the sky, despite the best efforts of the U.S. government and military to downplay them. This reaches a more panic level of public concern when Barry goes missing and his widowed mother Jillian Guiler (Melinda Dillon) thinks he's been abducted by aliens.

The task force realizes that the flying saucers and sending them both musical cues and a set of coordinates. It appears the aliens want to set up a meeting at Devil's Tower in Wyoming.

A number of civilians who've witnessed the UFOs begin being obsessed with images of a peculiar geological formation. Roy is particularly hard-hit, losing his job and exasperating his wife Ronnie Neary (Terri Garr) with his antics until she finally takes the children and leaves him. A look at a news broadcast about a train derailment and nerve gas spill (oh doesn't that hit a nerve in 2023!) alerts him to Devil's Tower.

The "nerve gas" is a cover story concocted by the U.S. military to evacuate all civilians from the contact area, to protect them in case the aliens are hostile, and to protect the aliens from potential panicked civilians otherwise. Only Lacombe seems to realize that the civilians who are heading towards Devil's Tower instead of away from it have been "invited" and he's overruled.

Despite this, Roy and Jillian manage to make it to the landing zone. But what will they find there?

Flying saucer stores had been a staple of the sci-fi movie genre since the 1950s, with either hostile aliens coming to attack Earth and/or steal our women, or kid-friendly aliens that just wanted to meet Santa or something. This movie takes a different approach, as the saucer aliens appear to have benign intentions as far as they can be grasped, but their actions are largely unexplained and seem to have little consideration for the humans who are affected. Close Encounters also goes away from the usual mid-1970s anti-government paranoia science fiction films of the time had. The military is staging a cover-up, they are inconveniencing and lying to civilians, but their intentions are good, and meant to protect Americans, not control them. The military goes out of its way not to kill anyone just because it would be convenient.

Good: All the special effects scenes. This is top of the line photo, painting and model work for the time period and looks great even a half century on.

The research team is fun to follow, and the relatively rare acting appearance of Truffaut is used well. The technology of the time is different, a military officer demonstrates how easy it was to "fake" a UFO photo, and for all the computers in the room, there's no mapping programs, so a globe has to be rolled in from elsewhere. It's something of a nostalgia piece now.

I especially like that until very near the end, anytime Jillian is the viewpoint character, it's shot like a horror movie, which is the genre she thinks she's in.

Less good: Anything with Roy's family life. He's an obsessive hobbyist even before he's brainzapped by the aliens, unable to follow simple household rules, and having to be reminded of promises he's made to interact with the rest of the family, who are kind of obnoxious. Scenes with the Neary family grate, and it's no surprise when Ronnie bails.

The product placement is obvious and painful.

Overall: It's a good movie, and iconic (John Williams music!) But it's never been a top priority for me to see it again, and having watched it, I remember why. All the good bits stayed fresh in my mind, while the in-between moments vanished, so the movie I remembered was even better than the original.
skjam: from Heavenly Nostrils (Unicorn)
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) dir. Damian Lee

Sonia Murray (Marjorie Bransfield) has lived all her life in the small town of Thornbury in Canada. About six years ago, she was assaulted and impregnated by a foreign criminal who'd entered the country illegally. The criminal was almost immediately captured and hauled away by the foreign law enforcement officer who'd been in hot pursuit. Shortly thereafter, Sonia gave birth to a son, Thomas D. Murray (Francis Mitchell). Despite the stigma of being a single mother whose child had no visible father (Sonia hadn't even gotten his name), she's done okay for herself and Tommy, running a health food store. But now the criminal is back in town, and wants to take away her child.

The criminal in question is Secundus (Sven Ole-Thorsen), a former member of the galactic Finder organization who went rogue when he discovered a path to the "Anti-Life Equation" (shout out to Jack Kirby) that will allow him to become completely immortal and omnipotent. This involves mixing his genetic material with a fertile female of certain humanoid races (such as Earth humans) to create a "Komate", a child with telekinetic abilities and enough brainpower to calculate the Anti-Life Equation without discorporating.

Pursuing Secundus is his old partner Abraxas (Jesse "the Governor" Ventura), an eleven-thousand-year-old Finder who we first see having his skin toughened by what looks like electrical torture. His job is made more difficult because by ancient law Secundus cannot be executed, even while resisting arrest, and Abraxas refuses to kill innocents like Sonia or Tommy to remove Secundus' victory conditions. Abraxas must find a way of protecting the two Earthlings while also thwarting Secundus' plans.

A number of professional wrestlers have managed to move into full-time acting careers. Jesse Ventura didn't quite make it, but did have a number of memorable movie appearances, including this Canadian science fiction action flick. He's okay in this role, but the emotionally restrained Abraxas does not allow him to use some of his better emoting skills. Good thing he had politics to fall back on!

Typical for low-budget efforts, this movie tries to have as little "science fiction" as it can get away with. One of the two Finder dispatchers mentions that while humans are no great shakes intellectually, Earth technology isn't that far behind the Galactic standard. And most of the tech that would be harder to show is destroyed in the landing. Far from being a Guardian of the Universe, Abraxas struggles to guard just two people while Secundus cuts a swath through the population of Thornbury.

Mr. Ole-Thorsen is playing Arnold Schwarzenegger-lite, which is a bit disconcerting at times. Secundus kills people for efficiency, because they annoy him, and sometimes for what looks like fun. Unlike Abraxas, he doesn't think of others as real people, only his ascension to godhood is relevant in the long run.

Tommy is voluntarily mute due to his fear of his own developing powers, which apparently involve a verbal component in their full form. This causes the problems you'd expect, including bullying. The sharpest moment in the movie is when the elementary school principal (Jim Belushi) tries to get Sonia to withdraw her son ("This is a normal school for normal children") because it's easier for him than actually stopping the bullies. We only see the bullying ourselves later when Tommy starts using his powers to make a bully back off.

The bulk of the movie takes place in the days leading up to Christmas--I think there might be some residual parts from an earlier draft that would have tied Tommy closer to being a baby Jesus figure.

Political: Abraxas is a "good cop" frustrated by a situation where the criminal has more rights than the prospective victims. His dispatcher specifically orders him to kill civilians as this will resolve the incident faster, and he refuses, trying to find another way (and eventually resorting to a loophole.) Secundus is an ex-cop who allowed the job to fray away any sense of connection with others before he began seeking personal power instead. The local police are bumblers who are in no way prepared for an actual dangerous criminal in their small town and serve mostly as comic relief. Their big moment is fetching a submachine gun from the armory, which actually manages to knock Secundus off his feet for a moment. (It would have been kind of hilarious if Secundus took serious damage from an Earth weapon.)

Content note: What is essentially high-tech rape without any actual sex, children in peril, bullying, an incontinence joke, the tops of women's breasts are shown. (The print I watched was apparently the HBO version, which cut a bit of nudity.) A little bit of gore.

Overall: I'm going to put this in the "okay" category. It's not actively bad, an attempt was made. But it never rises to the level of good, either. Mr. Ventura doesn't have the right screen presence to sell his leading man role, and the overall writing isn't sharp enough to sell the rest of the movie. This is the sort of movie I would settle for if it happened to be on and I was just wanting to have something on while working on another project or stuck in a hospital bed.
skjam: Ghost cat in a fez (fez)
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone

In the not too distant future, a spaceship named Shenandoah is sent by the multinational corporation NTI to Titan, a moon of Saturn, to lay claim to some alien artifacts found there. There's some trepidation by the crew, since the last expedition has no known survivors, and the last sign of them was one crashing their ship into a space station.

Commanding the follow-up expedition is corporate suit David Perkins (Lyman Ward). He's brought along his own security guard, the taciturn Melanie Bryce (Diane Salinger). The rest of the crew is pilot Mike Davison (Stan Ivar), the sensitive Susan Delambre (Marie Laurin), her lover Jon Fennel (Robert Jaffe), biophysicist Dr. Wendy H. Oliver (Annette McCarthy) who is the team medic, and engineer Beth Sladen (Wendy Schaal). Approaching Titan, they spot a ship from rival corporation Richter Dynamics. It's a fair distance from the site of the discovery, so Perkins orders a more direct landing at the correct coordinates.

This is a mistake, as the surface is unstable there, and the Shenandoah is badly damaged when the landing site collapses. There's little choice but to seek help from the Richter party. But when the crew reaches the Richter ship, they find only corpses, and something that seemingly kills Susan before they can get away.

Back at their own ship, the NTI crew meets Hans Rudy Hofner (Klaus Kinski), the last survivor (so he claims) of the Richter expedition. He's eccentric and his ramblings about a creature that killed his crew are hard to take seriously. But there is definitely something out there, and it's not done killing!

This sci fi/horror flick is a pretty direct descendant of Alien, and some of the same special effect crew would go on to work on Aliens after this movie wrapped. The main differentiator is that this alien monster has the ability to puppet its human prey by inserting control organisms into their brains, eventually replacing the brain altogether. This allows it to lure the survivors into danger.

The special effects are decent for the budget; lots of use of darkness and mist effects to obscure the sets. (And cobwebs in space!)

The acting is so-so but Kinski is mostly fun as Hans, who seems turned on by the fact that Bryce isn't into him and could kick his ass if she wanted to.

Unfortunately, my Echo Bridge copy was a poor quality pan and scan transfer.

Eighties oddity: There's still a "West Germany" in the future. (Also, Bryce's personal hair and makeup style look very "eighties butch." She miight be a lesbian?)

Content note: Violence and gore, mutilated corpses. Female nudity under frankly ludicrous circumstances.

Enough different from Alien to be its own thing, but not good enough to escape the similarities.
skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
Serenity (2005) dir. Joss Whedon

This is what we are told: It is around 500 years in the future. Life on Earth That Was became unsustainable, so humanity went looking for new worlds to live on. At least one place they found was a trinary star system with multiple planets and planetoids in its "habitable zone." The so-called "Core Worlds" were easy to terraform and travel between, and they soon developed a unified civilization called the Alliance. The Border, Rim and Frontier Worlds were less hospitable, and developed more independently. Over time, the Alliance, with its greater resources, sought control over the Border Worlds, which opposed becoming junior partners (at best.) Some years ago, this brought on war, called the Unification War by the Alliance, and the Independence War by the Border Worlders who lost.

One of the defeated soldiers (known as "Browncoats") has refused to fit in to the new order. Captain Malcom "Mal" Reynolds (Nathan Fillion) managed to get ownership of a small Firefly-class transport ship, Serenity (named for the Battle of Serenity Valley) and performs transportation and...other services for those who can pay. He and his crew often run afoul of the occupying Alliance, more so since they took on a couple of fugitive passengers.

This was the premise of the 2002 television show Firefly. Helmed by fan-favorite director and writer Joss Whedon and featuring an innovative setting and viewpoint, it could have been a huge hit. But the executives running Fox's programming at the time were much less fond of Whedon than their audience and had little faith in the show. It was given a bad time slot, poorly advertised, aired out of order (the pilot episode was shown last, after the show had already been cancelled!) and cancelled before the halfway point of the first season. Ordinarily it would have joined the scrapheap of failed series that get fondly remembered by a few diehard fans.

But Firefly sold phenomenally well on DVD (with three unaired episodes) and a burgeoning fan community refused to let the show die. Letter-writing campaigns, merchandising, rebid internet interest and fundraisers allowed Whedon to convince enough people at Universal Pictures there was a market for a movie version. Thus Serenity, a sequel to the series.

The movie begins with a standard history voiceover, only to actually be a classroom propaganda lesson, only to actually be a hallucination by psychic/test subject River Tam (Summer Glau) who's being rescued from an Alliance laboratory by her doctor brother Simon Tam (Sean Maher), only to actually be a recording of that event. The person reviewing the recording is The Operative (Chiwetel Ejiofor), who has no name or rank. While previously the Alliance had been tracking down the Tams just because of the whole "escaped from a lab" thing, The Operative has realized she's potentially a danger to the Alliance itself.

Cut to Serenity, where Mal is planning a payroll robbery. His first mate Zoe (Gina Torres) (also a Browncoat), pilot Wash (Alan Tudyk) (Zoe's husband), engineer Kaylee (Jewel Staite) and violence expert Jayne (Adam Baldwin) are more or less on board with this plan, but Simon is not, since Mal wants to take River along because of her sometimes useful psychic abilities. Mal points out that because the ship is carrying fugitives, it's not able to land many places, or accept many honest jobs. The robbery is interrupted by an attack by Reavers (basically monstrous space marauders.) Mal does try to limit the loss of life, but makes hard choices about who and what to save, something Zoe calls him out on.

Simon and River are scheduled to leave the ship right after the payroll is delivered to the client, but a subliminal message broadcast by the Operative triggers River's "kill people switch" right in the middle of a crowded bar.

As the Operative closes in, the crew and passengers of Serenity must reconnect with old friends preacher Shepherd Book (Ron Glass), courtesan Inara (Morena Baccarin) and information broker Mr. Universe (David Krumholtz). They will uncover just what it is that the Alliance wants kept secret, but at a terrible cost.

When I first saw this in the theater, I had not yet seen the DVDs, and indeed had watched at most two episodes of the TV series, but had the plot and in-jokes forcibly inserted into my consciousness by the internet. So I was able to follow along just fine. These many years later, I have seen all the episodes, so the movie hits a bit differently. It's possible to follow the plot perfectly well if you're coming in cold, but much of the emotional resonance won't be there.

Whedon's trademark quippy dialogue hadn't gotten stale yet, and there are many excellent lines. "I aim to misbehave" is still a banger. There's also exciting action scenes.

While River is the fulcrum of the plot, we learn more about her as a plot device than as a person. Mal is the star of this story, and most of the best lines and emotional moments go to him, or to people speaking directly to him. The Operative's goal may be River, but he does all his interaction with Mal. this leaves relatively little time for everyone else, just moments to tie off some subplots.

The Operative is a good choice for the antagonist. He's a "true believer" in the Alliance goal of making the 'Verse better, but also realizes that once the world is better, there will be no place in it for him because of the monstrous actions he's taken to achieve that utopia. It makes his final scene in the movie make sense.

The Reavers were, while the show was airing, one of the big mysteries/complaints as they didn't make sense as a group that simultaneously had a spacefaring capability and a single-minded desire to harm others violently that would seem to make them unable to handle complex tasks. The big reveal in the movie tries to explain how and why they got that way, even if it's a little cloudy on how they continue to exist.

There's a lot of death in this movie, both of minor characters and a couple of major ones; some of these are foreshadowed while others are for shock value. Hope you didn't get too attached to anyone in a Joss Whedon production!

Content: Lots of deadly violence, some gory. Medical torture. Cannibalism (no gorier than the rest of the violence.) Mention of rape. Desecration of corpses.

Overall: Joss Whedon's star has somewhat faded as his more unpleasant behavior has become better reported. As such, some viewers may feel uncomfortable revisiting this franchise. But it is a good movie for Firefly fans, with some excellent performances, and may be of interest to general science fiction fans. Recommended with reservations.
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Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) dir. Peter Bogdanovich

In the far future of 1998, a three-rocket expedition to the planet Venus begins. The first rocket hits a meteor and explodes. The second rocket carries Howard Sherman (Yuriy Sarantsev) and Alfred Kern (Georgiy Teykh) as well as Robot John, a mechanical man designed by Kern. This ship makes it to Venus, but lands badly, and the crew will need rescue. So the third ship launches, carrying Commander William "Billy" Lockhart (Vladimir Yemelyanov), Hans Walters (Georgi Zhzhyonov) and Andre Freneau (Gennadi Vernov) who is our primary narrator.

This ship lands safely, and the new team sets out in search of Sherman and Kern, guided by mission control, which has been nicknamed "Masha" (Basil Rathbone cameo!) Venus turns out to be a hazardous planet, what with the vulcanism, hostile reptiles, stormy ocean, and carnivorous plants. There's also this weird sound that carries on the wind sometimes, almost like a woman singing wordlessly. Andre becomes obsessed with this theoretical woman.

Meanwhile, it turns out there's humanoid life on Venus. A small group of telepathic women who live on the seashore, eat raw fish, and worship the flying reptile god Terah, who the Earthlings kill when it attacks them. The women may be able to control their environment through ritual, led by Moana (Mamie van Doren). Or it may be massive coincidences. Can the Earthlings survive and escape the Planet of Prehistoric Women?

This 1968 film is a recut of 1965's Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet, which in turn was a recut of the 1962 Soviet movie Planeta Bur ("Planet of Storms") The Mamie van Dorn parts were new for this version, and the Prehistoric Women never directly interact with the astronauts. (They done even show up for the first thirty minutes!) This does leave a lot of questions open. None of the women sings on camera, so they may not be the source of the mysterious song. Also, what might be the lights of a city are seen at a distance but in circumstances that make it impossible to investigate. Is there an actual civilization beyond the dozen women who hang out at the seashore?

The plot and characterization are pretty thin, and the special effects are dubious (some extras were added from Battle Beyond the Sun.) The print I watched was mostly black and white, but had moments of being tinted and I am unsure if this was intentional. On the other hand, the peril was interesting. Robot John is the real hero of the story, and Kern eventually comes to regret putting a "self-preservation circuit" in a hard to access place.

One of the things the movie does well is convey the eeriness of Venus when the goofier elements aren't on screen. This is not a place that Earthmen could easily dwell, and the weak-minded might be driven to madness.

This one is probably best saved for "bad movie night."
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20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi

When Kenji Endo (Toshiaka Karisawa) was a teenager, he loved rock music, especially "20th Century Boy" by T. Rex. He thought rock, and in particular his own music, could change the world. But some twenty years on in the late 1990s, his life is nothing like he'd imagined. The band he was in never got traction, he had to start helping out in the family liquor store (now a chain convenience store) and his sister disappeared, leaving him to raise his niece Kanna. He's feeling like a failure and wondering if this is all his life will ever be. But when he attends his elementary school reunion, Kenji learns that odd things are happening, including the death of old friend Donkey (Katsuhisa Namase), that may tie into an even earlier time in his life, when he and his buddies created an elaborate game of good vs. evil.

It seems there is a cult run by the mysterious Friend which is growing in power. It's behind several disappearances at the very least, and may be responsible for a new virus that's causing deaths in Africa, San Francisco and London. The pattern of attacks is uncannily similar to "The Book of Prophecies" Kenji wrote as a child, about an evil organization preparing to take over/destroy the world on the last day of the 20th Century.

Kenji must bring together his friends from the old days, including chubby Maruo (Hidehiko Ishizuka), cool Otcho (Etsushi Toyokawa) and tomboyish Yukiji (Takako Tokiwa). But they're all just relatively normal people, can they possibly defeat a global doomsday conspiracy?

This is the first of three movies based on the 20th Century Boys manga by Naoki Urasawa, which ran from 1999 to 2006. It's an epic plotline filled with twists and turns, and the trilogy movies were the most expensive ever made in Japan to that date.

Good: The plot is epic, and features some twists that are frankly amazing. The characters are interesting, though it's going to take a while for you to figure out who's who because there are a boatload of them, some of whom won't have their full importance revealed until much later on. A particularly interesting one is Cho-san (Raita Ryu), a police detective who figures out Friend's true identity way before anyone else. He's only in one scene, but his legacy will be vital in the second and third films. The casting is also spot-on with many of the actors being very recognizable as the manga characters.

The music is decent, though there's one deliberately mediocre song with punny lyrics that Kenji derides as "not rock."

Fun bit: The Japanese word the Friend's cult uses when they murder people, which is interpreted as "rejection" in English, is also children's slang for "we aren't friends anymore."

There's an odd blend of realism and fantasy: A couple of science fiction technologies turn out to be much less awesome than you'd expect due to real world physics, but people with genuine psychic powers exist.

Less good: While the main plotline remains intact, a lot of scenes had to be trimmed out. Combined with constant flashbacks to different time periods and a few flash-forwards, the plot can get very confusing to those who either don't pay rapt attention (and it's a long movie at over two hours) or haven't read the manga. Also, this is very much part one of a trilogy and some viewers may not like where it leaves off, or having to commit to two more movies to find out what happens.

I don't know that this movie ever had an official American release, so it may be difficult to track down, but if you liked the manga, this has a lot of the manga in it.
skjam: (fanfic)
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto

Kakarott was rocketed to Earth from the dying planet Vegeta as an infant. To conquer Earth. Shortly after arriving, the young Saiyan warrior was injured and suffered brain damage that left him without the memories he'd been implanted with to make him loyal to his race. He was adopted by the kindly martial artist Son Gohan as a grandson under the name of Son Goku. Due to the near extinction of the Saiyans, no one came to check on Kakarott for decades, and Son Goku grew up to become Earth's most powerful protector. Recently, Goku and his allies came into contact with Emperor Frieza, the alien overlord who'd destroyed Vegeta, and defeated him. But it turns out that even the evil Frieza is not without connections....

Dragon Ball was an enormously popular manga series by Akira Toriyama that ran from 1984-1995, starting with characters loosely inspired by the classic Journey to the West story. The anime adaptation changed its title to Dragon Ball Z when it started adapting the adventures of Son Goku as an adult. The scale of the series became much larger when it was revealed that Goku was an alien rather than some kind of one-off mutant as he'd always assumed. The few remaining other members of his species were hostile, and eventually turned out to having been tricked into working for their worst enemy.

This short movie kicks off a few months after the defeat of Frieza, as his never before mentioned brother Cooler hears a tale about Son Goku's defeat of the villain that's short on details. While Cooler had no liking or respect for his brother, this loss has besmirched the family honor. So Cooler and his three Armored Squad minions head for Earth to wipe out the last of the Saiyans.

As it happens, Son Goku has gone camping with his son Gohan (named after adoptive grandfather), best buddy Krillin, comic relief pig person Oolong, and family pet Icarus the Haiya Dragon. Thus they're in the remote wilderness when Cooler and company come calling. Goku is badly wounded by a shot in the back, and a fair amount of the runtime is our heroes lying low until he can be healed. A late appearance by former enemy turned ally Piccolo (also an alien) helps out, but it's not until Goku is able to fight at full strength that the tide turns.

There are also brief appearances by other favorite characters just to show they're still around.

While Cooler's personality is a good contrast to Frieza's, the very basic plotline and short (47 minutes) runtime of the movie means it doesn't get a lot of exploration. (He gets a better showing in the "I survived!" sequel The Return of Cooler.) There is a flashback at the beginning that places Cooler in a position to kill Kakarott as a baby that helps make it feel a little more personal. This feels more like an oversized filler episode of the television show than a movie event. (This was meant to be a double feature with another Toei-produced anime film.)

There's some cool superbeing fighting action, so will appeal to Dragon Ball fans, but you might want to hold out for the edition that includes both Cooler movies.
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The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer

We open with the daring escape of notorious safecracker Joey Faust (Douglas Kennedy) from prison. We swiftly learn that his release has been sponsored by Major Paul Krenner (James Griffith), who received a medical discharge due to a shrapnel wound. (Joey snarks that it was probably in his head...but no one contradicts this, and Krenner does seem to have some issues, if you know what I mean.) Krenner has also recruited driver Laura Matson (Marguerite Chapman) and guard Julian (Red Morgan) to assist him, but the plan centers around his pet scientist Dr. Peter Ulof (Ivan Triesault).

Dr. Ulof has developed a method of using radiation to turn organic matter (including humans) invisible. A second treatment can reverse the process. Krenner wants to use this to build an army of invisible soldiers to--well, anything he wants to. He's holding Dr. Ulof's daughter Maria hostage to ensure cooperation.

To start mass production, Krenner needs more radioactive materials. Problem is, the materials he needs are heavily guarded by the government. Only a master safecracker could get into the vault, and invisibility will allow Joey to evade the human guards.

While the plan meets with initial success, the conflicting motivations of Krenner's group, and the non-perfection of the invisibility process, lead to disaster.

The basic idea for the plot is sound, and Dr. Ulof is a suitably tragic character. There's a lot of potential here. I especially liked the opening credits, with a flashlight illuminating the prison wall.

But this is very much a cheap B-movie, and the lack of budget shows in the minimal special effects, sloppy writing and rushed storytelling. It could easily have used another ten minutes or so to flesh out the characters and their relationships. Who is Joey Faust when he's not being a safecracker? What's Laura's motivation and how did she join the group? Does Maria understand that Krenner's a bad man?

Because it's short, this movie often winds up as a double feature with other Fifties sci-fi. And that's probably the best way to watch it, paired with something like The Brain That Wouldn't Die or the MST3K version.
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The War of the Worlds (1953) dir. Byron Haskin

It is the mid-Twentieth Century, and what appears to be a meteor lands near a small town in rural California. Among the people that come to see the object is Dr. Clayton Forrester (Gene Barry), a physicist from the Pacific Institute who'd been fishing nearby. He meets Sylvia Van Buren (Ann Robinson), a library science teacher from Minnesota who's been visiting her uncle, Pastor Matthew Collins (Lewis Martin). The crashed object, clearly not a normal meteor, is still too hot to examine, so Dr. Forrester goes with Sylvia to a square dance. The deputies assigned to guard the site are the first to see that part of the object is unscrewing itself, and are the first to die from the Martian death ray.

For it turns out the object is a Martian spacecraft, the first of many sent to invade the Earth. They have declared war, a war of the worlds!

This classic science fiction movie is based on the also classic novel by H.G. Wells, reviewed earlier on this blog. It was comparatively high-budget for the time, and shot in Technicolor. Wisely, given technical limitations of the time, the story swaps out the much loved Tripods for flying machines for the Martians (even then you can sometimes spot the wires.) And because human weapons technology had advanced so quickly in the sixty or so years since the book was written (atom bombs!) the Martians were given force fields to re-uneven the playing field.

The acting is competent, some of the bit characters are broadly drawn, but not actually embarrassing. Sir Cecil Hardwicke does a good job as narrator, keeping us updated on events around the world (with special attention to Britain in a nod to the source material. I also liked Paul Frees' opening announcement with art of other planets as imagined by Chesley Bonestell.

A lot of the political and philosophical subtext from the novel is missing from the movie. And it has a much more positive religious subtext. Neither the military nor scientists can put a scratch on the Martian war machines, and the scientists are forestalled from even trying towards the end by panicked and greedy looters. But church prayers seem to be answered at the last moment by God's tiniest servants, bacteria. Plus the pastor who dies trying to interact peacefully with the Martians towards the beginning is framed as brave rather than stupid.

Overall, an excellent special effects extravaganza well worth a watch. Sit down with some popcorn, soda and maybe some chocolate-covered raisins for a good old-fashioned movie experience.
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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) dir. Mamoru Hosoda

Makoto thinks of herself as an ordinary high school girl, neither brainy or stupid, neither athletic or clumsy, usually good luck slightly outweighing the bad. She also enjoys hanging out with her buddies Koutaro (a serious lad who wants to be a doctor like his father) and Chiaki (an exchange student who's rough around the edges.) But today has been exceptionally bad. She failed a pop quiz, caused a fire in home ec, had an accident in the science room with a mysterious nut, and then her bicycle brakes failed on a steep hill and Makoto flies directly into the path of an oncoming train.

Except that when she opens her eyes, Makoto finds that she instead plowed into a hefty woman shopper several yards up the hill, and the train went by harmlessly. What just happened?

With some guidance from her "Aunt Witch", an art restorer working for the local museum, Makoto realizes that she's had a time leap. She works out that she can repeat the process by literally leaping, and promptly starts using this awesome power to eat her favorite dessert whenever she wants, score well on tests, and avoid accidents.

But eventually Makoto discovers that her time leap power is not limitless after all, and it does come at a price. Just because she's erased certain events happening doesn't mean she doesn't remember them, with knock-on effects, and sometimes meddling with the timeline hurts others. Eventually, Makoto finds herself in a heartbreaking situation with no remaining do-overs. What now?

This movie was inspired by a young adult novel of the same title, and it's implied that "Aunt Witch" is the heroine of that story, now grown up. (It would explain how she knows so much about time leaps!)

As you might expect, Makoto is the kind of person who leaps before she looks, often failing to consider the possible consequences of her actions. She's also not the type of person who takes precautions, as we see from the faulty brakes. She frequently has trouble sticking the landings for her leaps. But she means well, and tries to bring about the best overall situation for everyone she can.

We slowly learn more about the other characters as well through the repeated days; some are exactly what they seem, while others reveal hidden sides.

Director Mamoru Hosoda uses many of the same production crew as his other movies, most notable in the character designs. It's a pretty movie, with some painterly effects in the time travel sequences. Like most of Hosoda's movies, there's some tearjerking scenes.

Content note: Offscreen deaths, bullying, a couple of bath scenes for Makoto (we never see anything beyond the tops of her breasts.)

Recommended for science fiction fans junior high on up. (Younger viewers will probably enjoy the comedy moments, but get bored by the romance aspects.)
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Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) dir. James Cameron

In the near future year of 1995, two visitors from the slightly further future of 2029 arrive. One has been sent by the hostile artificial intelligence Skynet to kill the leader of the future Resistance, John Connor (Edward Furlong) while he is still a child, the other was sent by the Resistance to protect John. The first to arrive is a T-800 model Terminator (Arnold Schwartzenegger), a cyborg assassin. It steals clothing, weapons, and a motorcycle from a biker bar. The other visitor (Robert Patrick) impersonates a police officer. Both begin their search for John Connor.

As it turns out, John is living with foster parents, as his mother Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) is currently incarcerated in a facility for the criminally insane. Seems that she tried to blow up Cyberdyne Systems, and the police were disbelieving of her claims that they will be responsible for the creation of Skynet, the nuclear war called "Judgement Day" on August 29, 1997, and the time-traveling Terminators. Her treatment is overseen by Dr. Silberman (Earl Boen), who is aware that a man was trying to kill her in 1984, but since all evidence of his cyborg nature was hidden by Cyberdyne, thinks he was just a random criminal and Sarah has become detached from reality. In response to learning that his mother is allegedly insane, John has turned his training in hacking and survival into committing petty crime.

Meanwhile, mild-mannered engineer Miles Dyson (Joe Morton) is using bits of the original Terminator ("don't ask where these came from") to reverse-engineer a new microprocessor for Cyberdyne--the very microprocessor that will make Skynet possible!

About half an hour in, both visitors find John Connor, and we have the first major twist--the T-800 is the one sent to protect, not kill, John, and the other visitor is an advanced T-1000 Terminator made with liquid metal!

This sequel to the very popular The Terminator movie of 1984 was proposed almost immediately, but was delayed several years by legal issues. This turned out to be all to the good, as it allowed the film to use improved computer generated imagery for certain special effects, and Linda Hamilton to look just enough older to be believable in her role.

Good: The movie uses just enough CGI (still pretty limited at that point in time) to "sell" the liquid metal nature of the T-1000, and sticks to practical effects for almost everything else. For example, if the T-1000 is impersonating someone else who's on screen at the same time, it's actors who are twins.

The story doesn't dump the female lead from the first movie like a lot of other action franchises did, and indeed beefs up Sarah Connor's role. Linda Hamilton trained hard to be believable as someone who'd spent the last decade preparing for a guerilla war. (She's managed to almost escape from the asylum when her rescuers arrive.)

Arnold Schwartzenegger's facility with English had also improved considerably, important as the T-800 has a lot more dialogue in this sequel. James Cameron gives him a lot of quotable lines.

The story hangs together well enough that I can forgive some minor lapses in logic--it feels like a labor of love.

Less good: Some of John's suggestions to "Uncle Bob" to blend in more seamlessly in human company are cringeworthy. Yes, he's ten, but still.

Content note: Lots of violence, some gory. After a certain point T-800 stops killing humans, but there's going to be a lot of guards and cops with permanent limps. Death of children in a graphic, body horror manner. A male guard licks Sarah while she's tied down in a manner that suggests he's done this to other patients. Rough language, smoking, male nudity.

Overall: A very good sequel, and also a good movie in its own right. Well worth a rewatch, but perhaps a teensy long for a double feature night.
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Ready Player One (2018) dir. Steven Spielberg

It is the dark future of Columbus, Ohio in the year 2045. Ecological disaster and economic collapse have made the outside world unbearable for many of the world's citizens. Fortunately, there's an online virtual world known as the Oasis that they can escape to. But worse news, creative culture has stalled out since sometime around the pandemic of 2020. And that's been made worse by a resurgence of fanatical worship of 1980s pop culture. You see, Halliday (Mark Rylance), the inventor and owner of Oasis, died a few years back and left control of the company and its virtual world to whoever solves a series of riddles and challenges, and to beat them you must know all about Halliday's obsessions--and since he was an 80s kid....

One of the Gunters (Easter egg hunters) is Wade Watts, known online as Parzifal (Tye Sheridan). He lives in the Stacks (mobile homes stacked on top of each other in rickety frames) outside Columbus with his aunt and her abusive boyfriend. He's secretly created a base where he has a decent gaming rig to play games in Oasis and search for clues. Wade is best online friends with Aech (Lena Waithe), who often teams up with Daito (Win Morisaki) and Sho (Philip Zhao) in competitions. During a race meant as the first challenge in the Halliday contest, Parzifal meets his favorite livestreamer Art3mis (Olivia Cooke) and quickly falls in love despite warnings from both Aech and Art3mis that he only knows her online persona.

Opposing our heroes in their quest is the monopoly-seeking IOI corporation, led by CEO Sorrento (Ben Mendelsohn) who was once Halliday's intern. IOI wants to turn the Oasis into a pay-for-play advertising-ridden cash cow. "We can cover up to 80% of the display with advertisements before triggering brain aneurysms." Most of IOI's employees are anonymous Sixers (because they are issued six digit employee numbers) but two minions who get names are online expert I-R0k (T.J. Miller) and offline enforcer F'Nale Zandor (Hannah John-Kamen). F'Nale is a movie-exclusive character.

Early in the story, Wade figures out a clue that no one else had in the last five years, and wins the first key. Although he refuses to "clan", it's people near him that get the idea from him, and become the High Five. Can the High Five solve the remaining challenges and beat IOI to the prize before they're zeroed out online and in the real world?

This movie is based on the novel by Ernest Cline, which I have previously reviewed. As with the novel, this movie is squarely aimed at men who were nerds in the 1980s, although the big cultural references are well known enough that other audiences will be able to follow along. The move from book to movie means that quite a few references have to be changed because of rights issues, and there's much more emphasis on movie references. On the good side, this also means that at least in the background of scenes, we see much more variety in eras and fandoms than the book has, even a blink and you'll miss it appearance by a character from a movie that wasn't out yet in 2018!

The CGI is nifty, and really shows off what you can do with a full budget. (The Iron Giant and Gundam RX-78 vs. Mechagodzilla!) The actors for the High Five do an okay job, but the baddies' acting is better. Spielberg (famous director in the 1980s) is still good at his profession.

Good: The movie scraps a lot of Parzifal's stalker tendencies towards Art3mis, probably to condense the timeline, but it also makes him a bit more likable. This version of the story also foregrounds that the contest is as much about not making the same mistakes Halliday did in not connecting with people and pushing them away as it is about sharing his obsessive fandoms. This Wade Watts, having learned those lessons, would never have made the mistakes the Wade Watts of Ready Player Two did.

Less good: The main romance still feels forced.

Content note: attempted suicide, gore (the movie warns you it's coming up) and female nudity.

Overall: A fun popcorn movie, especially for male nerds of a certain age. Watchers the same age as the protagonists may find it a bit baffling.
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Total Recall (1990) dir. Paul Verhoeven

Doug Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has a recurring dream set on Mars. In it, he is exploring the landscape with a woman who is not his wife Lori (Sharon Stone) when he has an accident and his helmet breaks, causing Quaid to suffocate. When he awakens, Quaid wants to move to Mars despite the dire meaning of the dream, much to Lori's disgust. Then Quaid sees an ad for a company named Rekall. They can implant memories of a vacation on Mars. Quaid opts for the bonus "secret agent adventure" add-on. But when the implant is attempted, something goes horribly wrong.

It seems that Quaid already has memories of being a secret agent on Mars that were erased, and attempting to insert the fake memories is causing a reaction. The worried Rekall employees sedate Quaid and dump him in a cab, having partially erased his memories of coming to Rekall in the first place. Quaid is baffled when his coworkers suddenly try to kill him, and even more so when his wife does! She now claims they aren't married, but instead she's part of his cover identity on Earth, but now that he's blown that, it's time for him to die.

Mars, by the way, is run by a fellow named Cohaagen (Ronny Cox), who has a monopoly on the air supply and mistreats the mine workers and mutants who inhabit the domed cities. His current top agent is Richter (Michael Ironside), who would probably be better at tracking Quaid down if Mr. Cohaagen wasn't keeping secrets from him.

Eventually, Quaid evades his pursuers long enough to get to Mars and contact the Rebellion, one of whom is the woman from his dreams, Melina (Rachel Ticotin). Can Quaid remember the secret locked inside his missing memories before Cohaagen wipes out all resistance?

This film was inspired by Philip K. Dick's short story, "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale." Mainly it used the "false memories of a vacation on Mars reveal real memories" bit, as the original was decidedly not an action story. Alas, this meant the writers had to scrap the original's twist ending. (It's a doozy.)

Good: Some nice special effects, character makeup, and action sequences. Some of PKD's habit of playing around with "what is real?" was put into the script. Arnie gets some good moments of humor as well as action.

Less good: Lori and Melina are juxtaposed in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable, and the writing for them is noticeably less well done than for Quaid and Richter. Arnie's snappy one-liners when he kills people seem to have been imported just because audiences expected them. Some of the science is dubious even for the time period in service of cool special effects.

Random thought: Given the existence of fake memory technology, it's quite possible several of the bad guys were brainwashed into being so--this is never brought up in story.

Content note: Lots of violence, some gory. Bigamy, kind of. Female partial nudity (three-breasted hooker, yay!), foul language. Harm to animals.

Overall: Mostly a big loud action movie with just a little bit of extra depth. Not the best movie of anyone involved, but never boring and with plenty to see. Share popcorn with your friends!
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Summer Wars (2009) dir. Mamoru Hosoda

High schooler Kenji Koiso is a math whiz who almost qualified for Team Japan in the Math Olympics. But almost won't get you a good summer job, so he's a low level maintenance admin for the OZ online service. OZ is the most popular online virtual world, featuring everything from social media accounts with personalized avatars through online shopping to government agencies and satellite guidance. It needs a lot of low-paid grunts like Kenji to keep it running. So Kenji is willing to take a slightly better-paying job escorting cute senpai (senior at school) Natsuki Shinohara to a family reunion for her great-grandmother's ninetieth birthday.

The Jinnouchi clan used to be powerful and wealthy back in the day, but poor financial decisions by the late clan head mean that Great Grandmother Sakae is down to just owning the (very nice) house she lives in and the surrounding grounds. Which is not to say the large extended family is impoverished, as most of them have perfectly decent jobs that they're good at. What Natsuki didn't tell Kenji until they already arrived is that he's actually there to pretend to be her boyfriend and fiance, as she'd lied about having one to help keep Sakae's spirits up.

That's stressful enough, but Kenji also falls victim to a phishing attack disguised as a math puzzle sent to him in an email. This allows the malevolent artificial intelligence known as "Love Machine" to steal his moderator account as part of its bid to take over OZ. Even worse, Love Machine frames Kenji as the criminal! With the entire world in danger, Kenji and the Jinnouchi clan must find a way to defeat Love Machine.

This 2009 movie reuses some plot points from Hosoda's earlier movie Our War Game, part of the toyetic Digimon franchise, but places much more emphasis on the physical world and family relationships. By the end, almost every family member has contributed to the story in some important way. Which is not to say that all of them always contribute positively. Off-duty cop Shota makes several bone-headed choices (while still meaning well) while black sheep of the family Wabisuke has inadvertently set the larger disaster in motion trying to make good for running off with most of Sakae's money years ago. (In an amusing twist, we learn that Natsuki's fake background for Kenji as her boyfriend was based on Wabisuke's achievements.)

(There's also a nice parallel sports story going on in the background.)

Both the human and virtual worlds are important and the art for both is good, though I preferred the warmer tones of the "real" segments. I strongly connected with the characters' emotions and the theme of family working together, even when they struggle to understand each other.

The one part that's perhaps a little weak is that there's an awful lot of coincidence needed to make sure that this one particular family and their guest are pivotal to both creating and solving the worldwide crisis.

Content note: There's a bit of partial nudity, and I am told the English dub has more swearing than parents of young children may be comfortable with. That latter bit and a particularly affecting death may make parents want to screen the movie to decide if little ones are ready to see it.

Overall: This is a superior animated movie that tugged my heartstrings. Highly recommended.
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Metropolis (2001) dir. Rintaro, aka Osamu Tezuka's Metropolis

Private investigator Shunsaku Ban has come to Metropolis with his nephew Ken'ichi on the trail of Dr. Laughton, a mad scientist wanted for using human organs in illegal experiments. The police are shorthanded trying to do crowd control for the week-long celebration of Metropolis' newest and biggest building, the Ziggarut. The best that the cops can do is lend a robot investigator to the pair to show them around the city. Although robots are not allowed human names, Ban gets around remembering its complicated serial number by nicknaming the robot "Pero", his old dog's name. Pero reasons that someone running illegal experiments won't be on the surface, but in the underground Zone One, where the poor, both working class and dispossessed live.

What they don't know is that Dr. Laughton is no longer using stolen human organs in his experiments. For one thing, it's illegal. And also, they just won't work for his current project. Duke Red, builder of the Ziggarut and big man around town, has commissioned Dr. Laughton to create an artificial copy of his dead daughter Tima. A robot, yes, but one designed to be indistinguishable from a human by sight, and destined to be so much more than a servant machine. Dr. Laughton has become enamored of his own incomplete creation, and plans to blow town with her as soon as he puts on the finishing touches.

This runs afoul of Rock, leader of the Marduks. They're a fascist political gang not so secretly backed by Duke Red, and often act as a secret police. Rock, a war orphan raised by Duke Red, considers the older man his father, a sentiment Duke Red does not return. He does not want either for Dr. Laughton to cheat Duke Red by running off with the merchandise, nor for Tima to become the replacement child Duke Red wants and steal the man's affection/rightful place as the inhabitant of the Throne of Power. Rock shoots the scientist and more or less accidentally sets the place on fire.

Ban and his nephew arrive at the scene too late to put out the fire, but Ken'ichi finds the seemingly amnesiac Tima and rescues her, while Ban catches up with the dying Laughton and inherits his notebook. The pair are separated. Ken'ichi must find his way through the depths of the city in an effort to bring Tima to safety, while Ban investigates Laughton's murder while looking for his nephew. Rock, Duke Red and others pursue their own agendas What will become of the mighty Metropolis?

This 2001 film is loosely based on the 1949 manga of the same name by Osamu Tezuka, who was inspired by imagery from the 1927 Metropolis film directed by Fritz Lang. This was one of Tezuka's first published works, and in tribute to that and the earlier film, the production crew chose some retro aesthetics for the movie. The character designs are "cartoony" and the musical score is heavy on 1920s jazz. Old-timey Hollywood wipe and iris transitions are used at various points.

Visually, the film is a treat. Long-time Tezuka fans will enjoy spotting their favorite "Star System" character designs and other visual references, as well as the interesting machine and robot designs. (Some audience members used to more "realistic" character designs for a serious movie may be uncomfortable.)

There's a lot packed into the running time, and while there are some quiet scenes, the movie never dawdles. This does mean, however, that some plot points are "blink and you'll miss it."

The Ziggurat is explicitly compared to the Tower of Babel once for those who might have missed the symbolism, and indeed it is hubris that causes the final disaster (not helped one bit by Rock's deliberate sabotage throughout the story.)

One thought, though. If you're creating a perfect robot duplicate of your dead daughter, why make her the key to your ultimate superweapon if you know in advance that the process will wipe out all her memories and personality (and apparently looks, though that might be a glitch in the system?) Why not create one artificial person to be your daughter, and another to be the mindless destructive force that will wipe out your enemies? Of course, making an ultimate superweapon to ensure world domination is a bad idea to begin with, but I can't expect would-be conquerors to listen to reason on that point.

Oh, and then there's the classic philosophical exchange between Pero and Atlas, leader of the revolution.

Pero: Why do humans always resort to violence?

Atlas: (paraphrased) That's a good question, and I'm going to sit down and think about it. Right after I destroy you and kill my enemies.

Atlas: (later, also paraphrased) Violence was a mistake, but not one I'm going to live to learn from.

Overall, a strong contender for best animated film of 2001, and well worth seeing if you haven't already.

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