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The Life of Emile Zola (1937) dir. William Dieterle

We first meet Emile Zola (Paul Muni) when he is a penniless writer sharing a freezing garret with his friend, starving artist Paul Cezanne (Vladimir Sokoloff). They favor the "realist" schools of their respective crafts, which is not only unpopular with the buying public, but in Zola's case often gets him in trouble with the government censors. It's not that the censors want Zola not to write "the truth" as that he is big on uncomfortable truths that are either vulgar or show the French government in a bad light. Zola's mother and his fiancee Alexandrine (Gloria Holden) show up to rescue Emile from freezing with word he's managed to land a job at the Hachette publishing house.

It's honest work, but Emile is just scraping by. He manages to get a novel, The Confession of Claude written, but its rather explicit text upsets the censors. Even though it wasn't published by Hachette Publishing, the censors tell M. Hachette they hold him responsible for this filth because Zola is his employee. Zola refuses to restrain himself from further outrages, so Hachette discharges him.

Emile makes a few francs now and then by writing a lot of muckraking newspaper articles about the abysmal conditions the poor endure in Paris. During one of his relatively flush periods, he runs into a woman of the streets who has a particularly interesting life story. Zola fictionalizes her as "Nana" (Erin O'Brien-Moore) and this book, while of course one can't be seen reading it in public, becomes his first bestseller.

Now that the public knows Zola can write, they're ready for more of his "realism" and he has a string of successful books, to the point where the government censors just kind of give up. In the middle of this is the Franco-Prussian War, which goes very badly for the French. Zola is able to get juicy inside information on the incompetence of the General Staff of the French Army and writes a book about it. This earns him the ire of those same officers but there's little they can do as he's written the truth.

Cezanne comes to visit his old friend, and is appalled to see Zola fat and lazy, and obsessed with material objects, like a petit bourgeosis. The artist feels that Emile has abandoned his former dedication to truth above all else, and Zola admits he feels that he's done his part and should be allowed to enjoy life. Cezanne breaks contact (this is before, in real life, the painter inherited a small fortune from his father and developed the Impressionist style that made him famous.)

But trouble is brewing elsewhere. The French military turns out to have a spy in it that's been selling secrets to the Germans. The audience knows from the beginning that the traitor is Major Walzin-Esterhazy (Robert Barrat), but when the General Staff are looking at their roster, they notice that Captain Alfred Dreyfus (Joseph Schildkraut) is a Jew. Therefore, he must be the spy! Dreyfus is railroaded based on flimsy (and later forged) evidence, much to the dismay of his wife Lucie Dreyfus (Ga;e Sondergaard). Despite all the efforts of her and Alfred's friends, he's convicted and sent to Devil's Island.

When honest officer Colonel Piquart (Henry O'Neill) discovers evidence that Esterhazy is the true culprit, his superiors inform him that they cannot afford to admit a mistake--it would ruin the reputation of the General Staff and bring about distrust of the government. He's ordered to keep quiet and shipped off to a remote post.

However Madame Dreyfus has kept her ear to the ground and learns of what went down. She goes to Emile Zola for help, and though he is initially reluctant to get involved, the full monstrosity of what's been happening ignites his righteous fury. After conducting more research, Zola prints his famous editorial, J'accuse on the front page of a newspaper. There is a great sensation, and the General Staff sues Emile for libel. The judge is obviously in the pocket of the military, and will not allow evidence on the Dreyfus Affair to be entered into the record, even though it's key to the defense's case. Plus, of course, the military witnesses except Piquart are lying their asses off.

Will justice prevail?

This classic biographical movie won the Best Picture Oscar for the year of 1937. It's certainly got points of strong interest, and Paul Muni is stellar as Zola. Schildkraut and Sondergaard, normally typecast as villains, also have excellent performances. There are stirring themes of truth, justice and striving against a corrupt system.

On the other hand, this is a very talky movie and runs slow in some long scenes--there's a fair amount of people declaiming at each other rather than actual conversations.

And of course, Hollywood history changes some events around and simplifies them for easier understanding. The most infamous bit of this is that while we see the word "Jew" in the roster and it's clear that this is the trigger for Dreyfus being suspected, it's never said aloud, and there's no spoken mention of the anti-Semitism that was a huge part of the injustice being done, and was called out by Zola in his famous editorial and at the trial. Part of this, of course, was avoiding being too "political" at a time when the Nazi Party of Germany still had a lot of friends in the United States. How deliberate this was is up for debate.

Content note: Suicide, off screen. It's heavily implied "Nana" is a prostitute, and that Zola's novels contain a lot of naughty words. Anti-semitism, however downplayed. Given the slow, talky nature of the movie, it's unlikely any children who'd be upset are going to be watching for long.

While this is certainly an important movie in film history, it's a bit of a snoozer, so is most recommended to the serious film student and history buffs.
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Mutiny on the Bounty (1935) dir. Frank Lloyd

Midshipman Roger Byam (Franchot Tone) is excited for his first Royal Navy assignment, sailing aboard the Bounty under Captain William Bligh (Charles Laughton) to Tahiti to secure breadfruit trees and in Mr. Byam's case, compile a dictionary of the local language. Bligh is a brilliant navigator and mapmaker who sailed with Captain Cook, and knows Tahiti from that previous voyage. Byam is somewhat taken aback when he arrives on ship and witnesses British Navy discipline. A sailor had struck an officer and was sentenced to be flogged. That sailor has died during the punishment, but Bligh orders the corpse to continue to be flogged to carry out the entire sentence.

Captain Bligh feels it's necessary to maintain harsh discipline from the beginning of the voyage, especially as several of the crewmen have been "pressed" (grabbed off the street), including an ex-convict and a new father. Other officers are somewhat less harsh on the men, including first mate Fletcher Christian (Clark Gable) and drunken doctor Bacchus (Dudley Diggs).

On the long voyage out to Tahiti, Captain Bligh metes out disproportionate punishments for the slightest infraction, including telling him that he's mistaken, even if he is. He explodes when Mr. Christian refuses to sign a blatantly fraudulent supply log, and their relationship sours completely.

Finally the Bounty arrives at Tahiti, and is greeted by the friendly natives. We briefly see a better side of Captain Bligh as he meets with the local chief Hitihiti (Bill Bambridge) and they reminisce fondly about Captain Cook. While the crew gets no respite from hard work, they do get to walk around and see the island and interact with its people and get decent food for a change. Even Mr. Christian is allowed a short shore leave. Native girls Tehani (Movita) and Maimiti (Mamo Clark) are especially willing to keep the officers company.

After a few months gathering breadfruit trees, restocking supplies and repairing the ship, it's time to leave. Captain Bligh asserts his authority by having any personal goodies the crew brought aboard like bananas or piglets confiscated as "Crown Property." This extends to pearls Tehani gave Mr. Christian as a present for his mother. Mr. Christian pointedly repeats the words "Crown property", which Bligh bristles at. He may or may not be planning to pocket them, but he doesn't like being suspected.

About a week into the return voyage, Captain Bligh has cut the water rations to keep the breadfruit trees alive, and is generally back to his old harsh discipline self. When he orders a severely ill Dr. Bacchus on deck and the old man dies, this is the last straw for Mr. Christian, who starts a mutiny. Mr. Byam refuses to join the mutiny, and is trapped below decks when Captain Bligh and a number of other loyalists are offloaded into a small launch.

By a stunning feat of navigation and gumption, the men in the launch are able to cross 3000 miles of ocean to a safe harbor at the loss of only one man.

The mutineers and the few remaining loyalists sail the Bounty back to Tahiti, where they live relatively happily for a year. Mr. Christian has married Tehani and had a child! But a distant sail reminds them that eventually the British Navy will be coming back and the penalty for mutiny is death by hanging. So most of the mutineers and their native spouses and allies board the ship again and sail for parts unknown. Byam and the other loyalists, as well as a few mutineers who long to return to England regardless of the danger (the new father among them) stay.

Everyone is dismayed when the new ship arriving, the Pandora turns out to be commanded by the very much alive Captain Bligh, who's holding a massive grudge against his entire former crew, and is enraged when Byam and the others won't tell him where Mr. Christian sailed off to (as they honestly don't know.) The court martial back in England is a harrowing experience, but we're told by the narration that out of this experience came a new understanding of the relationship between officers and crew that improved things in the Royal Navy.

While Captain Bligh and Mr. Christian were real people, and the Bounty did indeed have a mutiny, this movie (and the remakes) is based on a trilogy of novels that greatly fictionalized the events. Many incidents in the story were made up to give Mr. Christian a more obvious motive for the mutiny, while other aspects directly contradict historical records. (For example, the movie has Bligh and Christian meeting for the first time aboard the ship--in real life, they were long-time friends.)

That said, this movie is very good. Outdoor location shooting was done in Tahiti, and most of the Tahitian extras are actual natives. Exhaustive work was put in to make the ship scenes look as authentic as possible. Mr. Laughton and Mr. Gable were chosen for their roles specifically because their personalities and lifestyles clashed, so it was easy for them to portray animosity towards each other. The supporting actors also do solid work.

There's some excellent camera work and exciting moments of sea action in between the tense character scenes.

Content note: Violence, some lethal, and other deaths. There's a gory shot of a hand being impaled. Torture (primarily flogging) and other abusive behavior. Extramarital sex is heavily implied. Bacchus drinks to excess. It'd get a PG-13 these days, I think.

My DVD copy came with a short feature "Pitcairn Island Today", about the place where the mutineers and their allies settled. When they were found twenty years later, all but one of the sailors had died, but their descendants still live there today. The feature is more marketing gimmick than documentary, but a fascinating glimpse into an isolated community.

This is a classic movie and well worth watching even if it does play fast and loose with historical details. Recommended to Clark Gable fans and those who love tales of the sea.
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Creatures the World Forgot (1971) dir. Don Chaffey

The Dark-Haired Tribe hunters have had a successful day, bringing down an antelope while only losing one of their number to its mate. But as the tribe is divvying up the meat, The Crone (Rosalie Crutchley) directs their attention to the nearby twin mountains--which turn out to be live volcanoes that erupt moments later. One of the hunters, Mak (Brian O'Shaughnessy) mercy kills the badly crushed old leader, and successfully defeats a challenger to become the new leader.

Their homes destroyed, Mak leads the remnants of the tribe across the desert in search of a new place to live. Despite much hardship and a few more deaths, the Dark-Haired Tribe eventually comes to the dwelling place of the Fair-Haired Tribe. Fortunately, the two tribes manage to establish peaceful relations, and several of the Dark-Haired, including Mak, are able to find mates among the Fair-Haired. (One unhappy couple want each other instead of the mates picked for them, which ends badly.

Mak's mates gives birth to fraternal twins before dying. During the ceremony to welcome the babies, another woman suddenly goes into labor when a lightning strike sets a nearby tree on fire. The tribe considers sacrificing the new girl baby, but the Crone intervenes.

The twins grow up into Toomak the Fair Boy (Tony Bonner) and Rool the Dark Boy (Robin John), who are very much rivals. Mak clearly favors the taller, stronger and more competent Toomak, leaving Rool feeling jealous and resentful. The girl baby has grown into the Mute Girl (Marcia Fox) who has unusual reddish hair and is something of an outcast in the tribe (neither of the twins treat her well) but becomes the apprentice of the Crone.

On one of their adventures, the brothers wind up bringing home The Girl (Julie Ege), the last survivor of her own tiny tribe. She winds up becoming the mate of Toomak. When the now-aged Mak dies, the stage is set for the brothers to battle for leadership of the tribe!

This was the last of Hammer Films' "caveman" pictures with outdoor scenes shot in South Africa and Namibia. It skips the anachronistic dinosaurs and fluent language skills of the previous entry for a slightly more "realistic" approach. Similarly, while the young women are certainly scantily clad, they're not usually posing like they're in a men's magazine.

Because there's no intelligible dialogue or narration, the characters have to express themselves mainly through facial expression and body language, and you absolutely do have to be paying attention to follow what's going on.

The scenery is excellent, and most of the animal bits look good, with the exception of a cave bear that is obviously a man in a fur suit because he has to do stuntwork. The lava towards the beginning also looks a bit low-budget.

The main problem of the movie for me is that it kind of meanders, and it's not until a good third of the way in that the primary conflict driving the rest of the plot is established.

Content note: Lethal violence, including the death of children and animals. Suicide. Attempted rape. Mak's favoritism towards Toomak is obvious; his parenting skills are dubious. Male and female nudity, and otherwise skimpy clothing for both sexes. I think it would get an "R" rating these days.

This is a decent movie that rewards the attentive viewer. Not recommended, however, for anyone who get bored or distracted easily. Most recommended for fans of "caveman" stories.
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Three on a Ticket (1947) dir. Sam Newfield

Private investigator Michael "Mike" Shayne (Hugh Beaumont) has just arrived at his office when his secretary Phyllis "Phil" Hamilton (Cheryl Walker) tells him he has an appointment with a prospective client, Jim Lacy (Brooks Benedict). Lacy is a private eye from the East Coast that Mike briefly knew, with a shady reputation. When Mr. Lacy arrives, however, he's a walking dead man who doesn't even get the chance to croak out a final word. Mike finds a scrap of paper, part of a baggage claim, held tightly in the dead man's hand. He directs Phil to pretend Mike was never here today when she calls the police.

When Mike arrives back at the office "late", he pumps the cops for information, but Inspector Pete Rafferty (Ralph Dunn) is pretty sure Mike's up to something and withholding information of his own. To be fair, Rafferty's correct even if he's being a jerk about it.

Then Mike gets a new client, Helen Brimstead (Louise Currie) who needs help dealing with her blackmailing ex-husband, escaped robbery convict Mace Morgan (Douglas Fowley). She wants to marry again, but Morgan is threatening to smear her with involvement with his last robbery, the money from which was never recovered. Mr. Lacy was supposed to be helping her with this, but he wasn't licensed in California and was supposed to be contacting Mike Shayne for her. While Mike is willing to negotiate a solution for her, Helen seems more interested in the possibility of Mace getting shot in self-defense.

To make matters more complicated, federal agent Pearson (Gavin Gordon) suspects Morgan and Lacy to have branched out into espionage, having stolen plans for a new secret weapon, and there are other criminals, led by "Trigger" (Noel Cravat). attempting to get their hands on that partial baggage check.

Mike's playing this one extra-cagey, holding out on information that could clear his name quickly, and seemingly angling for a huge payout, to the point that even his reporter friend Tim Rourke (Paul Bryar) loses faith in him.

This is a pleasingly twisty plot, managing to fill about an hour with almost no dead spots. My main gripe is that it requires Mike to not trust Phil or Tim with vital information so that there's more chances for misunderstandings.

An amusing bit is that Mike is constantly eating peanuts and discarding the shells. A running gag is people searching him and tossing peanuts and shells aside in disgust.

Content note: Gunfire (lethal) and fisticuffs. There's a notable moment where Mike chooses not to take a gun with him. Torture (off-camera).

This is a decent enough short mystery, good for a rainy day or as a double feature with another mystery movie. Most recommended to private eye fans.
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984: Prisoner of the Future (1982) dir. Tibor Takacs

It is the indefinite near future, and 984 is a prisoner...somewhere. Previously, he'd been Tom Weston (Stephen Markle), a slightly smarmy corporate executive. It's not clear what his corporation did, as the flashbacks are maddeningly vague, but they were somehow either involved with or opposed to the rise of the Movement. 984 is accused of actions against the Movement, or perhaps merely hanging out with people who took actions against the Movement. The Warden (Don Francks) has been interrogating him off and on for years, but 984 claims he's innocent or at least unaware of what his crime may have been.

This 1982 TV movie takes inspiration from 1984 (the cell block #984 is imprisoned in is #19 just in case you needed another hint) and Kafka's The Trial. And the ending twists from perhaps another source. While you can grasp the generalities of the backstory, it's never quite clear what Dr. Fontaine (Andrew Foot), the leader of the Movement, has as his actual plan beyond overthrowing the old order. Some of the prisoners are corporate types like Weston, but not all of them.

As the story wears on, what exactly the Warden wants remains unclear. Is he looking for the truth, as he claims? Trying to break 984's spirit once and for all? Or is he just desperate to pass the time, as much trapped in the prison as 984 is?

This movie really does show its low budget, clearly having 90% of the scenes shot in one big building. There's an odd computer monitor and some "futuristic" costume choices, but the main science fiction element is that the prison uses robotic hall guards, and they're not particularly effective once confronted.

Content note: Some torture, at least one prisoner dies and we see the corpse. There's a woman described as Weston's "mistress" but in the flashbacks he doesn't seem invested in the relationship, and 984 only ever mentions his wife. Weston gets a little violent during an escape attempt towards the end, but only a robot is harmed.

This is one of those painfully slow, deliberately obscure movies that might have been "arty" with a bit more care put into all its aspects, but as is, is a time-waster that's not even good for bad movie night.
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The Case of the Velvet Claws (1936) dir. William Clemens

Perry Mason (Warren Williams) invades the night court of Judge Mary F O'Daugherty (Clara Blandick) with an urgent matter--marrying his secretary, Della Street (Claire Dodd)! As the happy couple pose for the press photographers, Perry announces his retirement from criminal law. From now on he will only handle civil suits, which will not place him in nearly as much danger. Now the newlyweds are off to Pinehurst resort for their honeymoon. Except that last part's not true. Knowing that his friends are all merry pranksters, Perry has his private detective sidekick Spudsy Drake (Eddie Acuff) to drive him and Della back to his apartment.

Not that this makes things any smoother for the newlyweds. Concealed within the apartment is a desperate woman (Wini Shaw) with a gun. The woman, who we will come to know as Eva Belter, forces Perry to take a $5000 retainer at gunpoint. She is, she says, the "other woman" politician Peter Milnor (Kenneth Harland) was seen with in a certain location. Proof of this has fallen into the hands of Frank Locke (Addison Richards), the editor of "Spicy Bits", a scandal sheet, who's using it to blackmail Milnor. She wants smart lawyer Mason to keep the story out of print by any means necessary.

Locke isn't persuadable, but Perry Mason is a sharpie, and figures out he isn't really the boss of the paper. The secret owner is a man named George C. Belter (Joe King). Perry confronts the man, but even the threat of legal action isn't going to convince Mr. Belter (as he's perfectly willing to punish his unfaithful wife along with the politician.) Later that evening, Eva confronts her husband with that gun we mentioned earlier, and fires a shot.

Mr. Belter is found dead with a bullet in him, and Mrs. Belter is a top suspect. But so is Perry Mason, especially as Eva is trying to frame the lawyer for the murder. Can Perry figure out whodunnit, clear his name, and finally get some alone time with his blushing bride?

This fourth Perry Mason film is the last with Warren Williams, but is loosely based on the very first Mason novel by Erle Stanley Gardner. It kind of makes sense for the finale of his version of the character to finally resolve his relationship with the lovely Della, even if this never happened in the books.

Despite how bleak things are looking for our favorite attorney, there's still quite a bit of humor. Perry catches a cold and spreads it to multiple people, and Spudsy dons a series of bizarre "disguises" while searching for background information.

Mr. Williams and Ms. Dodd do a good job as the frustrated romantic leads, and there are some nifty moments. Still, it felt like the comedy was used a bit too much to stretch the run time, which is weird because it's only just over an hour.

If you watched the previous three Perry Mason movies, this one is a decent capper, but I would not recommend it without having seen at least one of the others to get used to this version of the character.
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The Ballad of Andy Crocker (1969) dir. George McCowan

Corporal Andy Crocker (Lee Majors) is a hero. At least that's what the medal he won for bravery and getting wounded in action in Vietnam says. But his draft obligation is finally over, and Andy is flying back to the States with his best friend from his platoon, David Owens (Marvin Gaye). He dreams of his home near Dallas, Texas, returning to the loving arms of his sweetheart Lisa (Joey Heatherton) and taking up his old business, a motorcycle shop and racing track.

But even as he gets praise from other travelers, we learn there may be trouble on the horizon. Lisa sent Andy a letter a few months back suggesting they should try dating other people. The semi-literate Andy (he dropped out after third grade, though he's actually good at business math) didn't get around to writing her back, figuring he'd make his case in person.

Landing in Los Angeles, and the next bus to Texas not being until morning, Andy decides to go out on the town. There's some indication that the civilians are fed up with the draft, and there's not much he's interested in until Andy meets hippie girl Karen (Jill Haworth) who invites him to a party. She's interested in the handsome stranger, and listens to his story. Unfortunately, when the men arrive with the "party supplies", they aren't happy with Andy being there. (They're afraid the clean-cut soldier boy will narc on them for doing drugs.)

The main male hippie makes it clear that Andy isn't wanted, and insults him. Corporal Crocker leaves, but takes the hippie's motorcycle with him. Andy starts riding east, apparently just leaving his rucksack wherever he'd stowed it, and shows up in Texas a couple of days later, not even having changed out of his uniform.

Andy's parents Earl (Pat Hingle) and Emily Crocker (Claudia Bryar) are thrilled to see him alive and home at last, their joy papering over the family quarrels that had been building up before their son was drafted.

Things start going downhill from there. Andy discovers that his business partner Mack (Jimmy Dean) has run their motorcycle shop into the ground; his other motorcycle racing buddy Joe Bob (Bobby Hatfield) had married for money (only to find out all the money was in his wife's name), and no one came to the track races anymore, so the track was sold for development. All the money Andy sent home from his Army pay just barely kept the doors open. However Mack does have a potential buyer that will turn the motorcycle shop into a used car dealership and the money from the sale would be a decent nest egg. Pity that Andy doesn't want to sell; he's convinced he can turn the place around.

And Lisa? Well, she's married now. Has been, ever since she sent that letter. Her mother (Agnes Moorehead) introduced her to an up-and-coming executive. We don't get the whole backstory but it's clear Lisa is still fond of Andy. But she has her reasons why she has to stick with her husband.

This 1969 TV movie was one of the first to address the issues facing returning veterans from the Vietnam War. The mood of the country had turned against the war. and there was a distinct lack of support for the returnees and their problems. The later cliche of the "crazed Vietnam vet" was not a thing yet, but it's clear that Andy has unresolved issues. Yes, things have gone sour for his homecoming, but he's offered several ways of at least scraping by. No, he has to have the life he was taken from by the war, and this sends him into a tailspin.

The stolen motorcycle, Lisa's mother putting out an arrest warrant for Andy, and Mack tricking him into signing away the shop combine to snap Andy's temper, and he punches out his former friend. Then there's a motorcycle chase with the cops. Andy manages to evade them, but runs out of gas and just discards the bike.

In Oakland, Andy connects with David, who has a night shift factory job, barely. David's willing to put up his buddy for a day or two, but his wife fears that Andy won't be able to get back on his feet and become a long term guest in their tiny apartment. Andy winds up huddling on the steps of the local Army recruiting office in the early morning, there not being anywhere else for him to go.

The "ballad" part of the title comes from the sung narration that plays every so often over montages, going from optimistic to despairing as the movie goes on. Bizarrely, it's not done by any of the three music stars that are in the movie. Some reviewers found it set their teeth on edge. I just found it mediocre.

This is a bleak movie, and is mostly interesting for being the first of its kind; there have been much better movies about Vietnam veterans returning home. Recommended to Lee Majors fans.
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The Adventures of Rex and Rinty (1935) dir. Ford Beebe

On the island of Sujan in the Indian Ocean, the natives worship the horse god. They venerate all horses, but only one is the incarnation of the horse god, the God-Horse Rex, King of the Wild Horses (Rex). Wealthy and unscrupulous polo player Crawford (Harry Woods) has come to buy some of the island's fine horses, but high priest Tanaga (Mischa Auer) would never part with one of the sacred animals for mere money, and especially not Rex! Crawford contrives to steal the God-Horse, and succeeds but abandons one of his henchmen for dead.

No sooner has Crawford gotten Rex to his ranch in the hill country of California than the wily horse escapes. He soon makes friends with Rinty (Rin-Tin-Tin Jr.), a homeless German Shepherd. The two intelligent animals find some refuge at the Bruce Riding Academy, run by Mr. Bruce (Allan Cavan) and his daughter Dorothy (Norma Taylor). The riding academy employs bumbling stable hand Jensen (Smiley Burnette) and also stable the horses of popular and goodhearted polo player Frank Bradley (Kane Richmond).

Frank and Dorothy win over the animals with their kindness and good hearts. But Crawford is determined to have Rex back and break him into a proper polo horse by any means necessary.

To make things more complicated, the abandoned henchman shows up; he's been promised his life with be spared if he helps Sujan native Pasha (Pedro Regas) rescue Rex and restore the God-Horse to the island.

This sets the stage for multiple chases, abductions, fistfights, fires and general excitement before Rex is returned to Sujan, only to face one last test of his godhood.

This 12-episode black and white serial was the next to last produced by the Mascot studio, and the second teaming up the two animal stars. Rin Tin Tin Jr. was of course the son of the great movie star who'd passed in 1932.

While Rex and Rinty are depicted as being smart for their respective species, to the point of uncanniness for Rinty, their stunts are still within the plausible limits of animals. On the other hand, there is a fantasy element. Sujan is depicted as being in the same spot Seychelles is in the real world, but its culture is nothing like the real-world country. Also, Pasha has a mental link to Tanaga, able to report back to the high priest from across the globe. In general, the treatment of the Sujanese isn't bad by 1930s standards.

This is middling stuff as serials go, with okay action but dull characters. Crawford just never makes "evil polo player" come across as over the top as that phrase would indicate. There's at least one blantant cliffhanger copout at the end of Episode 11/beginning of Episode 12.

Content note: Loads of violence, some lethal (first corpse in Episode 6) but no animals die. Be aware though that animals are frequently in peril, and there's what amounts to animal abuse. One child in peril, he's fine though. Sexism only in that Dorothy is the only plot-relevant female character.

This is not the best Rin Tin Tin serial, so you may want to wait until you need it to complete a checklist (Ralph Byrd has a cameo as a forest ranger!)
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The Living Daylights (1987) dir. John Glen

As part of a training exercise, several 00-class agents of British intelligence agency MI6 are assigned to infiltrate the military installation on the Rock of Gibraltar. The defenders are armed with paint-guns, but there's a ringer, a Soviet agent who is taking the opportunity to kill the British agents. He manages to assassinate two of them, leaving behind a deliberate reference to SMERSH ("death to spies"). But the third British agent is 007, James Bond (Timothy Dalton). Bond is able to eliminate the assassin in an explosion.

Shortly thereafter, Bond is assigned to assist KGB general Gerogi Koskov (Jeroen Krabbé) to defect to the West. He cooperates with Czechoslovakia section chief Saunders (Thomas Wheatley), but while they're setting up the scenario at a Bratislava concert hall, James notices that cellist Kara Milovy (Maryam d'Abo) is acting a bit oddly. Sure enough, during the extraction it turns out that she's the sniper assigned to keep Koskov from escaping. Bond notices more details, and disobeys orders to kill her, instead shooting the rifle out of her hands, then helping get Koskov through the Trans-Siberian pipeline.

Once in England, Koskov explains that his superior, General Leonid Pushkin (John Rhys-Davies) has been turning hard-liner, wanting to undercut detente and eliminate opponents using SMERSH. Before he can settle in, Koskov is recaptured by Necros (Andreas Wisniewski) disguised as a milkman.

M (Robert Brown) wants Bond to head to Tangier, Morocco to deal with General Pushkin, but James takes a detour back to Czechoslovakia to check on Kara Milov. He is able to establish that she had blanks in her rifle, as part of Koslov's fake defection. She's being hassled by the KGB, and James is able to trick her into believing he's Koslov's friend and sent to bring her to her lover in Vienna. Exciting chase scene ensues.

Meanwhile, Pushkin visits Brad Whitaker (Joe Don Baker), an American arms dealer with delusions of being a great military man. Pushkin asks for the KGB's money back on an arms deal for high tech weapons, but Whitaker claims he has already spent the cash (the KGB knows otherwise). Pushkin also knows that Whitaker and Koskov are working together, and threatens the arms dealer if he can't come up with the refund.

Back in Vienna, Bond and Kara are becoming closer while Saunders and the rest of MI6 look into what 007 has discovered. They discover the connection to Whitaker, but at the cost of Saunders' life.

In Tangier, James Bond determines that he was correct and General Pushkin is not in league with General Koskov. (Not without roughing Pushkin up a bit first, of course.) They fake Pushkin's death, but Koskov uses this to trick Kara into turning against James. Bond and Kara are taken to Afghanistan for execution, but this is nowhere near the end....

This was the first Timothy Dalton Bond movie, and had a shift of focus from the Roger Moore run. Dalton's Bond was a bit harder-edged, and while the plot isn't particularly plausible, it's more "down to earth", with weapons and drug dealing rather than science fiction devices or world endangerment. Also, while it's clear that 007 is still a womanizer, he only flirts with one woman, Kara, and only consummates their relationship after the movie is over. Dalton's Bond doesn't do as many one-liners, allowing other characters and situations to provider the humor.

Krabbé and Baker do a good job as the villains, personable enough to make it plausible that they've reached their current positions, but cold-blooded enough to explain why they're the bad guys. Necros fills in as the actual combat henchman, an okay but limited role. His best bits are when dressed as a milkman. A nice touch is that Whitaker has a collection of wax figures of famous military leaders, but they look a bit off...because they all have Whitaker's face.

The theme song by A-ha! is okay, but not top ten of James Bond movie themes.

The most notable political moment in the movie is the part set in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion. While the Mujahideen are the scrappy underdogs against the Russian invaders, they're not untarnished good guys. Local leader Kamran Shah (Art Malik) has to work with opium lords if he wants to continue resistance work...though he's okay with Bond blowing up the drugs after they leave the camp. Younger viewers who only remember recent Afghanistan events may want to read up on the history.

As always, excellent stunts, action sequences and special effects. Kara Milov is surprisingly more combat effective than her background would suggest. (Indeed, she does better than some Bond girls who were supposed to be combat trained.)

Content note: Murder, lots of other violence, sometimes fatal. Extramarital sex is implied, a bit of male nudity as a gag. Alcohol use, mention of opium, Bond's drugged at one point. Late teens and up should be fine.

This wouldn't be my choice as the first 007 movie for a beginner to watch, but it's still well done. Recommended to those who prefer their Bond a bit more grounded.
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Mark of the Vampire (1935) dir. Tod Browning (also released as "Vampires of Prague")

Czechoslovakia, 1934, near the city of Prague. It is growing dark, but in the inn run by a local fellow (Michael Visaroff), two English travelers want to be on their way. The innkeeper warns that vampires roam these parts at night, Count Mora (Bela Lugosi) and his daughter Luna (Caroll Borland). The travelers scoff, but then the local medico, Dr. Doskil (Donald Meek), returns to his room at the inn, clearly frightened out of his wits, and bearing bat thorn, a plant said to ward off the undead.

The next morning, the servants at the castle of Sir Karell Borotyn (Holmes Herbert) are saddened to learn of the death of their master from his friend Baron Otto (Jean Hersholt). Sir Karell's corpse has neck wounds and has been drained of blood, which leads Dr. Doskil to declare that the death was due to vampire. Inspector Neumann (Lionel Atwill) is a skeptic, and not convinced that vampires are anything other than superstition. Despite Dr. Doskil's resentment at being lumped in with "ignorant peasants", his findings are discarded by the coroner's jury, which brings in a verdict of "Death by Unknown Causes."

Sir Karell's daughter Irena Borotyn (Elizabeth Allen) must postpone her marriage to Fedor Vicente (Henry Wadsworth) and moves in with Baron Otto, who has been appointed her guardian.

A year later, the mandatory mourning is over, and Irena and Fedor reunite at the village, though the castle itself has been abandoned. Soon, there is to be a wedding. But then Fedor blacks out near the castle and wakes up with neck wounds and severe anemia. Irena is attacked as well. Count Mora and Luna have supposedly been sighted in the area. Irena says she was compelled into the open by what she thought was the voice of her father. Inspector Neumann is forced to call in an expert, Professor Zelin (Lionel Barrymore). The professor assures everyone that vampires are very real, and precautions must be taken or Irena will surely be taken.

If you have never seen this movie before and haven't had it spoiled for you, go see it now. Seriously.



SPOILERS beyond this point. You have been warned!

This movie is a remake of the lost horror classic, "London After Midnight" which was also directed by Tod Browning and starred Lon Chaney Sr. Thus it has much the same twist ending. There are, in fact, no vampires. Instead, it's an elaborate hoax to catch Sir Karell's murderer who'd disguised his own deed as a vampire attack.

So now you can rewatch it as a comedy. The "Professor" is just making stuff up when he spouts vampire lore. The doctor is a gullible fool. Bela Lugosi with his deceptively high billing is basically playing himself, an actor dressed as Dracula, but fully committed to the "bit" so staying in character even when no one could possibly be watching. Some of the characters are in on the trick and acting their hearts out, while others are not in on it, and which is which isn't always clear.

I'm told that the movie was edited down from about 80 minutes to 60 for a tighter film, but this does create some lore gaps. There's an "extra" vampire that does nothing but appear in certain scenes just standing or sitting around. Presumably he had action in cut scenes.

The sets are great, and the acting works better once it's clear that you're watching a comedy. The heavy edits do make the film a bit choppy, but it's still a fun watch with a fine cast. Recommended to fans of spooky comedies.
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Fatal Attraction (1987) dir. Adrian Lyne

Dan Gallegher (Michael Douglas) has a pretty comfortable life. He loves his wife Beth (Ann Archer) and daughter Ellen (Ellen Latzen) and has a well-paid job as the house lawyer for a publishing firm in New York City. Things are going so well that the family is thinking of moving to a bigger house in the suburbs. But Dan has a touch of arrogance and is about to make a very bad decision that puts everything at risk.

By chance, Dan has to stay in town one weekend for urgent work while Beth and Ellen are away visiting relatives. He meets a woman named Alex Forrest (Glenn Close) at a book launch party on Friday night. She's very attractive and flirtatious but as far as Dan is concerned, nothing comes of it. Except that the next morning, he meets her again at the urgent work meeting as she's a new hire at the publishing company that has information he needs to prepare a case. Alex turns up her sexual advances, and Dan decides that since he has the opportunity and Beth will never know, he can indulge himself in a one-night stand.

The sex is hot, if a bit clumsy, and Alex is fun to be with despite some clear abandonment issues...until Dan tries to leave to do his actual work, at which point Alex turns clingy and demands more time. Dan eventually manages to leave, thinking the affair is over. It isn't.

Alex is emotionally unbalanced, and now believes that Dan secretly loves her and they are meant to be together. She becomes a stalker, following Dan around, calling him at all hours, and even claiming that she's become pregnant with his child. (Whether the pregnancy is real is one of the few things the movie leaves vague--but Glenn Close was actually pregnant at the time.) When Dan isn't won over by these tactics, Alex escalates, and her attraction becomes fatal.

This movie did very well at the box office and got several award nominations. It's quite well directed, has good costume and set design, and is indeed pretty good as a thriller.

Dan isn't a very sympathetic protagonist. He falls easily for Alex's charms, and has no compelling excuse for cheating. While the particular consequences of this action are disproportionate, he should have known going in that he was incurring risks ranging from disease to divorce. And he makes matters more difficult for himself by not fessing up when Alex starts stalking him. On the other hand, once Alex does start stalking him, there isn't much he can do to stop her. The same police indifference that helps endanger female stalking victims works against him, and is exacerbated by sexism; as a man he should be able to handle this, right?

Alex is pretty clearly not right in the head, and the system has failed her by not getting her the help she needs long since. But her actions quickly turn from sad to horrendous, and after a certain particularly monstrous act, it's no surprise that test audiences wanted her death to be a punishment rather than part of her plan as in the first-filmed ending. Puccini's "Madame Butterfly" is a leitmotif for Alex, as she clearly identifies with the tragic heroine Cio-Cio-san. But unlike Pinkerton, Dan has never lied to Alex or pretended that he feels anything towards her than a temporary lust. He's baffled when she directly accuses him of thinking exactly what he was thinking about their one-night stand, as she delusionally has attached much more weight to the relationship than ever existed.

The sympathetic people in this movie are Beth and Ellen, who didn't do anything to bring about Dan's infidelity or Alex's wrath, and don't know why they're being endangered.

Content note: Violence, some lethal. Discussion of suicide (and actual suicide in the alternate ending.) Death of an animal. Extramarital sex (on camera, no genitals) as well as marital sex (likewise). A bit of nudity. Child in peril. Rough language, ranging from Ellen innocently repeating a naughty word she overheard to Alex using a homophobic slur in a scattershot attempt to find the worst insult she can use for Dan. This one's a pretty nasty "R" so approach with caution for younger viewers.

Some of the cultural assumptions that make up the background of the movie have changed drastically in the last four decades, while others have remained intact. Since it's well made, Fatal Attraction would make good viewing to spark discussions on cheating, casual sex and stalking. Recommended most for thriller fans.
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Broadway Limited (1941) dir. Gordon Douglas

Our story opens in Chicago, where Hollywood director Ivan Ivansky (Leonid Kinskey), his top star April Tremaine (Marjorie Woodworth) and personal assistant Patsy Riley (Patsy Kelly) are promoting their most recent movie. It's going swell, but Ivansky is already planning his next movie, which will have a slightly different emphasis. Rather than rely solely on Miss Tremaine's "oomph", this one will be about motherly love. And to promote this idea, he wants to do a publicity stunt where April takes care of a baby on her trip to New York.

Problem! The train leaves in three hours. Where are they going to get a baby by then? Patsy has an idea. As it just so happens, her boyfriend works for the Pennsylvania Railroad as an engineer. And he's going to be the engineer on the Broadway Limited, the train they're planning to take! Maurice "Mike" Monahan (Victor McLaglen) is contacted and he doesn't know how to get hold of a baby either, but a stranger overhears that there's a $500 fee, and says he can get hold of an infant for the trip.

Sure enough, the baby is delivered right on time, and no one asks questions. The Hollywood people are joined on the train by ditzy columnist Myra Pottle (Zazu Pitts), who's writing up the publicity stunt. Things get a bit more complicated when one of the other passengers turns out to be Dr. Harvey North (Dennis O'Keefe), April's childhood sweetheart. It turns out the two still have a flame for each other, much to the jealousy of Ivan.

In Fort Wayne, Mike starts his vacation, switching from engineer to passenger on the Broadway Limited so that he can spend some time with his sweetie Patsy. He's not used to wearing a suit and mixing with passengers, which creates a bit of comedy, and Myra's antics make it hard for him to connect with Patsy. While waiting for her in the observation car, Mike learns from a police detective that a baby was kidnapped in Chicago, and the description sounds an awful lot like the baby he'd helped get on the train. The detective helpfully notes that the last such case he was involved with, the kidnapper was hanged, and the accomplice got 177 years in jail.

So begins a desperate mission to alert Patsy of the hot baby, and thence attempts to hide or get rid of the child so they won't all go to jail.

The Broadway Limited was a real train route from Chicago to Manhattan, and is still in operation today in a revised form. Everything else is fictional.

This screwball comedy uses the train setting pretty well, with tight corridors, odd passengers (a creepy little boy is a recurring red herring), and the inability to get off while it's moving or hide effectively for long. Otherwise it's pretty slight, and the humor is only middling. Myra's fixation on "Renfrew of the Mounted" makes her look more pathetic than funny.

The movie is short, about 75 minutes, which is a good length for this kind of thing, and doesn't drag. It's perfectly acceptable light entertainment, but will be of most interest to railfans who can geek out over the details of rail travel in the 1940s. (There's a particularly good bit where Mike gets a stuck locomotive going.)
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Coogan's Bluff (1968) dir. Don Siegel

Deputy Sheriff Coogan (Clint Eastwood) is sent from his native Arizona to New York City to extradite escaped felon James Ringerman (Don Stroud). He expects it to be a quick process, but Ringerman had a bad trip on LSD and is currently under observation at Bellevue. NYPD Lieutenant McElroy (Lee J. Cobb) explains a bit of the bureaucratic process in a rather dismissive fashion (he's got his own worries.) While at the police station, Coogan becomes interested in parole officer Julie Roth (Susan Clark) though they start off poorly due to his misunderstanding of how her job works.

Despite Julie warming up to him a bit, Coogan is generally unimpressed by New York City's people and culture, becoming impatient to pick up his prisoner. He bluffs (thus the title) the Bellevue staff into thinking he's got the releases needed to get Ringerman out of the hospital. But his carelessness and rush to be done results in him losing Ringerman and his gun. Despite being warned off by the New York police and taken off the case by the Arizona sheriff's office, Coogan's pride has been damaged, and he will not rest until he's personally recaptured the criminal.

This was Eastwood's first go-round as a "cowboy cop", before the much better received Dirty Harry series. It's notable here that Coogan's antics make life much more difficult for himself and everyone around him, and are ultimately a big waste of time. He could have accomplished just as much by taking Lt. McElroy's advice and waiting it out, with much less personal injury and property damage. Yes, New York City is disgusting in this late Sixties setting, with its permissiveness and criminal coddling and chiseling, not to mention the hippies. Ringerman's girlfriend Linny Raven (Tisha Sterling) is a particularly rancid example of the Love Generation gone wrong. But if he'd just held on, Coogan would have gotten what he wanted. Heck, there's even a moment where Julie suggests an activity that would have shortcut his search by Ringerman by a day by coincidence if he'd been able to turn off his pride for a moment.

At the beginning of the film, we see Coogan in his native territory, ignoring orders from his sheriff to apprehend a fugitive in his own way, then chaining the man up so he can visit a girlfriend before taking the man in. Coogan repeatedly shows a tendency to not listen to instructions or suggestions, defy protocol and violate privacy laws, and will gladly seduce women and betray them to get what he wants. (Apparently he does make some apologies offscreen at the end of the movie, since McElroy and Julie act as though he's mended fences.)

A highlight of the movie is one scene where Coogan tries to get information out of Ringerman's mother Ellen (Betty Field) only to be outmatched by her brazenness. (He did have a follow-up plan but he'd screwed up the NYPD's investigation in the process, canceling out both.) There's a nifty scene in a psychedelic nightclub, and general glimpses of New York City in the late 1960s, like the Pan Am helipad. (No scenes of the actual Coogan's Bluff, though.) Oh, and the motorcycle chase is pretty good.

Content note: Gun violence and fisticuffs, hospitalization but no deaths. Female nudity and male shirtlessness. Sexual assault. Extramarital sex. Drug abuse. Coogan breaks a lot of laws and ultimately faces no legal consequences. Older teens should be okay.

This is a lesser Eastwood film, to fill in checklists for his fans, or for fans of the cowboy cop subgenre in general.
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Woman on the Run (1950) dir. Norman Foster

Frank Johnson (Ross Elliott) is out walking his dog Rembrandt (uncredited) one evening when he witnesses a gangland slaying. He gets a good look at the killer, but not vice versa as the gunman shoots at his shadow instead before driving off. When the police, led by Inspector Ferris (Robert Keith), arrive, Frank slowly realizes that if the gangsters killed one witness, they'll have no qualms about killing him. While the cops fetch his wife Eleanor Johnson (Ann Sheridan), Frank slips away.

Eleanor is a bitter woman and their marriage is on the rocks. She's initially convinced that Frank isn't so much running from the gangsters as finding a convenient excuse to run out on her. Inspector Ferris is not so sure about that, and searches the unhappy couple's apartment for clues to where Frank might run. It's notable that there are no photos of Frank, who is nondescript and hates any picture of himself. But there's lovely sketches and paintings of Eleanor as Frank is a high-strung amateur artist who is his own worst critic, which is why he refuses to sell his work or have it exhibited.

Ferris puts a watch on the Johnsons' apartment, and Eleanor escapes through the skylight. Only to discover that Dan Legget (Dennis O'Keefe), a particularly persistent reporter, has staked out that escape route. Dan promises to help Eleanor look for Frank in exchange for an exclusive interview. Eleanor ditches him as soon as she can, but he shows up again anyway and she's largely forced to allow him to join her.

This movie makes good use of the San Francisco location, not just the streetcars and Chinatown, but the overwhelming number of sailors in the city and businesses that cater to their needs. (But the murder location is in Los Angeles and the end amusement park scenes are in Santa Monica.) It gives the movie a strong sense of being in an actual place.

Over the course of the plot, Eleanor learns a lot of things she didn't know about her husband. Surprisingly, most of them are good. Neither of them had communicated properly. Between his inability to handle showing his art to the public and her demands that he finally amount to something, things had escalated to the point they were barely talking, and even then only to quarrel. But it would seem that Frank still loves Eleanor, and just maybe she still loves him back.

Which would be lovely if there weren't still gangsters out to kill Frank for what he knows.

Ann Sheridan is good as Eleanor, and Mr. O'Keefe also does a fine job. In small but crucial roles, we have Sam (Victor Sen Yung) and Suzie (Reiko Sato) a pair of Chinese nightclub dancers. Their stage makeup is kind of cringy, but once out of it, they're refreshingly non-stereotyped for the time period.

There are some nice suspenseful moments, such as when Eleanor is trapped on a roller coaster when she finally makes an important connection.

The ending is maybe a touch too glib to be a proper noir.

This movie is in the public domain, but I am told most of the copies floating around are very bad transfers. You may want to seek out the good restoration version. Recommended to black and white thriller fans.
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Larceny in Her Heart (1946) dir. Sam Newfield

Noted private detective Michael Shayne (Hugh Beaumont) and his adoring if sarcastic secretary Phyllis "Phil" Hamilton (Cheryl Walker) are five minutes away from starting a two-week vacation visiting her aunt in Niagra. Naturally, that's when a wealthy would-be client walks through the door. Burton Stallings (Gordon Richards) wants Mike to find his missing stepdaughter Helen (Marie Hannon). He gives Mike a photo of the missing girl and a $500 retainer check, then goes out for some urgent business. Phil reminds Mike they've been planning this vacation for a long time, but Mike could really use the 5 Cs. Phil goes home to pack.

While his secretary is out, Mike suddenly receives a new visitor, a young woman who's stinking drunk and only manages to slur that she needs to see Michael Shayne before passing out. He puts her on the couch in his apartment (the front room of which is his office) and notices that she looks remarkably like the photograph he was given. Wow, that was easy.

When Phil returns, Mike tells her he's got a hot lead, so he should be done within 48 hours, and drives her to the train station. When he gets back to his apartment, though, his guest is dead--strangled! Worse, the cops, led by Detective Sergeant Pete Rafferty (Ralph Dunn), have received notice of a disturbance here, and Rafferty is hopeful that this time, finally, he'll prove Shayne is a crook. Mike manages to trick them into leaving, but recruits his reporter friend Tim Rourke (Paul Bryar) to help him move the body so he won't be in jail while he investigates the murder.

This results in the corpse disappearing and reappearing at inconvenient moments, another corpse popping up, and eventually Michael Shayne having to be committed to a sanitarium for alcoholics.

This was the second of five Michael Shayne movies produced by PRC, a low budget studio known for producing short B-movies (this one's just over an hour long.) Hugh Beaument (who older readers like me may best remember as Ward Cleaver in Leave It to Beaver) plays Shayne as a light-hearted wisecracker who's in love with Phil, but still willing to flirt with other pretty women when the opportunity comes up. Mike's kind of callous about murder, treating the two deaths as more of a personal inconvenience than tragedies.

Mike does several blatantly illegal things over the course of the movie, but suffers no legal consequences. Rafferty only manages to get one cuff on him before being told he can't arrest Shayne. On the other hand, his investigation does get Mike beat up a few times, so he's not getting off entirely unscathed.

Content note: Murder, fisticuffs. Alcoholism, period treatment of alcoholic patients that may disturb some viewers. Mike is shirtless a couple of times. Teens on up should be okay except for the medical scenes.

This is light mystery good for an hour's entertainment, but not much deeper than that. It would make a good double feature with a more serious crime drama. See if you can get the Classic Flix restoration for the best viewing experience.
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The Casino Murder Case (1935) dir. Edwin L. Marin

We begin our story with urbane amateur detective Philo Vance (Paul Lukas) fencing with his manservant Currie (Eric Blore). This is part of Vance's recent exercise kick, and Currie has been dragged into it as well. More relevantly to the plot, an anonymous letter arrives warning that a certain young man is in danger if he goes to the casino tonight! Philo uses an auction house ruse to obtain access to the man's home and family.

The family is led by Mrs. Priscilla Kinkaid Llewellyn (Alison Skipworth), a wealthy widow with a dark past of mental illness. Her brother Richard Kinkaid (Arthur Byron) a former chemist, lives with her though he's now got a successful casino business running. Priscilla's son Llyn Llewellyn (Donald Cook) is the presumptive heir. His wife Virginia (Louise Henry) is a singer/dancer who chafes under her mother-in-law and wants to go back on the stage. Daughter Amelia (Isabel Jewell) has a drinking problem and is romantically involved with the family doctor Dr. Kane (Leslie Fenton). There are also several live-in servants, including pretty secretary Doris Reed (Rosalind Russell), put-upon maid Becky (Louise Fazenda) and even more put upon manservant Smith (Leo G. Carroll).

Philo Vance swiftly realizes his best bet is to recruit Miss Reed to work with him. He shows her the letter (typed on her typewriter) and introduces her to District Attorney John Markham (Purnell Pratt), who assigns police sergeant Ernest Heath (Ted Healy) to assist in protecting Llyn. But at the casino that night, none of them are able to prevent Llyn from being poisoned somehow. Quick action prevents Llyn from dying, but then it's learned that his wife Virginia was somehow poisoned at the same time at home, and she was not so lucky.

Philo must figure out this maze of hidden motivations and red herrings as additional poisonings and at least one more death pile up. His attempts at making sure at least one member of the family survives are hampered by the District Attorney deciding two-thirds of the way through that the case is closed!

Good: Doris is a fun sidekick for the movie, as she's read the S.S. Van Dine novels. (In-universe, Van Dine is a friend and biographer of Philo Vance, though his character is skipped in these movies.) She's willing to flirt with the famous detective and even make fun of him a bit.

There's some use of cutting edge science (though mostly as a red herring), a neat bit of "diegetic" music, and I liked that Becky gets her own reasonably happy ending.

Sardonic coroner Dr. Doremus (Charles Sellon) is a delight in his minor role.

Less Good: Paul Lukas' accent just doesn't fit his character, especially when he's given some difficult to pronounce dialogue.

There's some dubious stuff around the topic of mental illness.

As usual in the Vance movies, the police have to be made particularly stupid so that Philo can be necessary to solve the case. with Sargeant Heath basically being a comic relief character is an already comedy-heavy movie.

Content note: Murder, gun violence (no blood), alcohol abuse, some dubious use of non-white characters in cameo roles (though I did love the deadpan reading of "Made in Japan", outdated attitudes towards mental illness ("hysteria" is used as a medical diagnosis.)

Overall: One of the lesser entries in the Philo Vance series, but very tolerable if you know that going in. Recommended to fans of comedic mysteries.
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Getting to be a fairly impressive list on its own.

Previous Challenge movies:

The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) dir. Nathan H. Juran
The 13th Warrior (1999) dir. John McTiernan
20th Century Boys 1: Beginning of the End (2008) dir. Yukihiko Tsutsumi
48 Hours (1982) dir. Walter Hill
1917 (2019) dir. Sam Mendes

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) dir. Damian Lee
Absolution (1978) dir. Anthony Page
Act of Love (1980) dir. Jud Taylor
Adventures of Gallant Bess (1948) dir. Lew Landers
The Adventures of Rex and Rinty (1935) dir. Ford Beebe
The Adventures of Tartu (1943) dir. Harold S. Bucquet
An Affair to Remember (1957) dir. Leo McCarey
Airplane! (1980) dir. Jim Abrahams
Alexander the Great (1963) dir. Phil Karlson
The Amazing Mr. X (1948) Bernard Vorhaus
The Amazing Transparent Man (1960) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Anatomy of a Psycho (1961) dir. Boris Petroff
Angel and the Badman (1947) dir. James Edward Grant
The Ape (1940) dir. William Nigh
The Ape Man (1943) dir. William Beaudine
The Armour of God (1986) dir. Jackie Chan
Assassin of Youth (1938) dir. Elmer Clifton
Atom Age Vampire (1960) dir. Anton Giuilo Majano
The Avenging Eagle (1978) dir. Chung Sun

The Ballad of Andy Crocker (1969) dir. George McCowan
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
Bangkok Haunted (2001) dir. Oxide Chun Pang
The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997) dir. Toshihiko Masuda
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) dir. Monte Hellman
Beast of the Yellow Night (1971) dir. Eddie Romero
Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) dir. William Beaudine
Better Off Dead (1985) dir. Savage Steve Holland
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) dir. Martin Brest
Beyond Obsession (1982) dir. Liliana Cavani
The Big Boss (1971) dir. Wei Lo
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) dir. John Carpenter
The Bishop Murder Case (1929) dir. David Burton
The Black Book (1949) dir. Anthony Mann
The Black Cat (1934) dir. Edgar G. Ulmer
Black Hooker (1974) dir. Arthur Roberson
Black Jack: The Movie (1996) dir. Osamu Dezaki
Blackmail (1929) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Black Room (1935) dir. Roy William Neill
Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott
Blood Brothers (1973) dir. Chang Cheh
Bloody Pit of Horror (1965) dir. Massimo Pupillo
Boys of the City (1940) dir. Joseph H. Lewis
The Brain that Wouldn't Die (1962) dir. Joseph Green
Braveheart (1995) dir. Mel Gibson
The Breed (2001) dir. Michael Oblowitz
Broadway Limited (1941) dir. Gordon Douglas
The Broadway Melody (1929) dir. Harry Beaumont
A Bucket of Blood (1959) dir. Roger Corman
Bullitt (1968) dir. Peter Yates
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) dir. George Roy Hill

Captain Blood (1935) dir. Michael Curtiz
Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
Casablanca (1942) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Case of the Curious Bride (1935) dir. Michael Curtiz
The Case of the Howling Dog (1934) dir. Alan Crosland
The Case of the Lucky Legs (1935) dir. Archie Mayo
The Case of the Velvet Claws (1936) dir. William Clemens
The Casino Murder Case (1935) dir. Edwin L. Marin
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) dir. Jesus Franco
Cat People (1942) dir. Jacques Tourneur
Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment (2010) dir. Michael Watt
Chained for Life (1951) dir. Harry L. Fraser
Chamber of Horrors (1940) dir. Norman Lee
Champagne (1928) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Chocolate (2008) dir. Prachya Pinkaew
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) dir. Steven Spielberg
Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling
The Comancheros (1961) dir. Michael Curtiz
Conquest (1983) dir. Lucio Fulci
Coogan's Bluff (1968) dir. Don Siegel
Creature (1985) dir. William Malone
Crypt of the Vampire (1964) dir. Camillo Mastrocinque
The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) dir. Russell Mulcahy
The Curse of the Cat People (1944) dir. Gunther V. Fritsch

The Damned Don't Cry (1950) dir. Vincent Sherman
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) dir. Robert Wise
Dead-Alive (1992) dir. Peter Jackson
Death Wish (1974) dir. Michael Winner
Dementia 13 (1963) dir. Francis Ford Coppola
Desk Set (1957) dir. Walter Lang
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) dir. Guy Hamilton
Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel
Doctor Strange (2007) dir. Patrick Archibald
Doctor X (1932) dir. Michael Curtiz
Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991) dir. Mitsuo Hashimoto
Dragon Lord (1982) dir. Jackie Chan
The Dragon Murder Case (1934) dir. H. Bruce Humberstone
Dressed to Kill (1946) dir. Roy William Neill
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965) dir. Norman Taurog
Drive Angry (2011} dir. Patrick Lussier
Drunken Monkey (2003) dir. Chia-Liang Liu

Earthquake (1974) dir. Mark Robson
Easy Virtue (1926) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
The Egg and I (1947) dir. Chester Erskine
Electric Dragon 80,000 V (2001) dir. Gakuryu Ishii
The Enforcer (1976) dir. James Fargo
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg
Evil Dead II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi
Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman
eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenburg

Fatal Attraction (1987) dir. Adrian Lyne
Fiddler on the Roof (1971) dir. Norman Jewison
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) dir. Hironobu Sakaguchi
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) dir. Sergio Leone
Fist of Fury (1972) dir. Wei Lo
Five Deadly Venoms (1978) dir. Cheh Chang
The Fly (1958) dir. Kurt Neumann
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

Once upon a time, there was an Ugly Muggle named Harry. The Muggle family he lived with neglected, bullied and abused him because he was so bad at being a Muggle. But then one day a friendly giant appeared, and revealed to Harry that he was not in fact an Ugly Muggle, but a Magnificent Wizard, far superior to the mere mortals around him. And now he could go to Wizard school to be with his own kind!

Okay, I'm being a bit sarcastic. This was the first in a series of movies based on a then-popular set of children's/young adult books. The infant Harry Potter is dropped off at the home of Vernon and Petunia Dursley, who hate magic but are his only living blood relatives by Professors Albus Dumbledore (Richard Harris) and McGonagall (Maggie Smith) after he's dropped off by half-giant Rubeus Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane).

A bit over a decade later, Vernon (Richard Griffiths) and Petunia (Fiona Shaw) keep young Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) in a closet under the stairs, and treat him miserably, favoring his spoiled cousin and their biological son Dudley (Harry Melling). They're upset any time something weird happens, especially if they can somehow blame it on Harry. Since the Dursleys have spent a lot of time and effort on convincing Harry he's worthless and not at all special, it's unnerving when he starts getting letters, which Vernon destroys until they pile up uncontrollably and the man takes the family to an isolated island.

This doesn't work. Hagrid tracks them down and informs Harry of his true heritage and that he's been invited to Hogwarts, a school for wizards and witches. He then takes Harry on a whirlwind trip to gather the needed supplies (and a plot coupon) before leaving Harry at a train station for the Hogwarts Express.

On the train, Harry meets the poverty-stricken but friendly Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) and bookish but bossy Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), who will soon be his classmates. About this time he also meets Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), a snobbish boy who turns bully when Harry refuses his initial offer of Friendship.

At the school, Harry soon learns about Dumbledore, McGonagall, Quirrel (Ian Hart) the stuttering Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Flitwick (Warwick Davis) the diminutive Charms teacher, Madame Hooch (Zoe Wanamaker) the Flight instructor,,, and the sinister-looking and increasingly hostile to Harry Potions teacher, Severus Snape (Alan Rickman).

It turns out that Harry is good at flying a broom and he becomes the star of the Quidditch sports team for his House. Quite a change from his previous life!

Over the course of the year, Harry and his new friends come to realize that something is going on behind the scenes at Hogwarts, perhaps to do with the return of the evil wizard Voldemort (Richard Bremmer). Near the end of the school year, it's up to them to learn the truth and defeat the baddie. But what if they've guessed wrong?

This is a difficult movie to approach in some ways. As the majority of my readers will know, the author of the Harry Potter series has since joined the sadly long list of authors of beloved children's books that were less than stellar in their personal lives. As I was already an adult when the books started coming out, while I was a fan and enjoyed the community, it wasn't the most important thing in my life. Not like a lot of younger fans for whom the change in personality made it painful to even think about something that had been a huge part of their childhood.

Most of the problematic people I've been a fan of had the decency to become dead before I became a fan, or at least before I found out about their odious personal habits. This one, alas, is still alive and very public about their awful views, and very much still raking in the dough each time someone buys a Harry Potter-related item.

But I know that back in 2001, we weren't aware of that author's darker side except perhaps as odd moments in the books that now look like red flags in hindsight. These were fun books that weren't quite as original as the publicity claimed, but did a lot to restart the young adult book market.

And as for this movie, a lot of other people worked on it who haven't been revealed as particularly horrible, at least by Hollywood standards. It's got a top-notch adult cast, decent child actors in the important roles, wondrous special effects, and some decent directing to try to fit in as many of the plot beats of the book as can be crammed in within two and a half hours. It's a very good-looking movie and also has memorable music.

There's some characterization quibbles I could make, and the Voldemort reveal was going to look silly no matter how good a special effects team you had, but overall it's a fun movie to watch.

Content note: Child abuse, peril to children with some of them needing time in hospital afterwards, an animal corpse, a gruesome death scene. Bullying. Oh, and Nearly Headless Nick (John Cleese in a cameo) shows us why he's called that.

If you already have a copy of this movie and won't be too pained by the associated memories, it is definitely worth a rewatch. Likewise, if you can acquire it legally without the money going to the book author. Otherwise, you might want to consider other magic school stories with less fraught associations. Maybe something by Diane Duane, Tamora Pierce or Ursula K. LeGuin? Heck, maybe The Stories of Girls Who Couldn't Become Magicians might suit, despite my reservations about that series.
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Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) dir. Robert Benton

Today was supposed to be one of the five best days in Ted Kramer's (Dustin Hoffman) life. His hard work and long hours at the high-powered Manhattan advertising agency where he works have finally paid off with a major account and a fast track to promotion. When he gets home late...again, he's immediately on the phone for more work. He barely registers that his wife Joanna (Meryl Streep) is trying to tell him that she's leaving. She is desperately trying to get out the door as he tries to grasp the concept, leaving him to take care of their son Billy (Justin Henry) on his own.

It's immediately clear that Ted has been an absentee father who's left all the domestic affairs to his wife. He's inept at basic cooking (while boasting how the best chefs are men), grocery shopping (Billy's memorized the brands that Joanna uses) and doesn't even know what grade his son's in. He's struggling badly, with a little help from divorced neighbor Margaret (Jane Alexander), but refusing to hire a nanny presumably because he thinks that Joanna will come crawling back soon. (In the later custody hearing, she mentions that he would often express doubts about her being able to support herself.)

Over the next few months, Ted slowly repairs his relationship with Billy and learns how to be a better father. There are bumps along the way, such as a one-night stand with a co-worker (JoBeth Williams) and a playground accident that requires a trip to the emergency room, but things are looking up on that front. However, Ted's work is suffering because of his need to take care of his child, and his boss/friend Jim O'Connor (George Coe) can only extend him so much leeway.

Eighteen months after she left, Joanna pops back up in New York. She's gotten some therapy, a decent job, and is ready to take full custody of Billy. This leads to the court case of the title.

This Oscar-winning movie was based on a novel of the same name by Avery Corman. It was a rare (especially at the time) look at the trials and joys of single fatherhood. Dustin Hoffman really sells his role as a man who has been so wrapped up in his position of breadwinner for the family that he's lost sight of why he had a family to begin with, and learns to become a better person. Meryl Streep brings nuance to an unsympathetic role (and had a chance to rewrite some of the character's dialogue as Joanna is a much shallower and self-centered character in the book.)

The courtroom scenes are harrowing, with both parents raked over the coals. (There's some fudging as to the state of divorce law in the late 1970s for dramatic purposes.)

It's also a very New York City movie, with an entire scene dedicated to the view from Ted's new office window.

Content note: Divorce. Injury to a child. Extramarital sex and female nudity. A bit of rough language. This was rated PG back in the day, but would be a minimum PG-13 now.

This is a meaty movie with some difficult subject matter so should lead to some interesting discussions if you let it. Recommended to adult viewers who are emotionally ready.
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Lord of War (2005) dir. Andrew Niccol

Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage) is not the protagonist's real name. He is a Ukranian immigrant (as a child) who grew up in a rough neighborhood infested with gangsters. On day he witnessed a mob hit, and came to the realization that he could make steady money selling weapons to people. But not just a legitimate gun shop, no, the real money was in illegal arms dealing. After his first successful deal, Yuri brought his brother Vitaly (Jared Leto) in as a partner.

Yuri's got hustle, a distinct lack of moral qualms, and some amazing luck, so his business prospers. He attempts to connect with a more established gunrunner, Simeon Weisz (Ian Holm), but the older man is "respectable" and sees Yuri as too chaotic to be trusted. that doesn't stop Yuri from rising in the trade and becoming quite wealthy, despite Vitaly developing drug addiction, and Yuri attracting the personal attention of government agent Jack Valentine (Ethan Hawke). Yuri's even able to marry the hot model of his boyhood dreams, Ava Fontaine (Bridget Moynahan).

But a life of crime, however lucrative, has its price, and Yuri can't avoid payments forever.

This early 21st Century movie is based on actual events, with enough changed to avoid lawsuits or charges of espionage. Much of the story is darkly comic as Yuri's narration is witty and sometimes contrasts what's happening on screen in a humorous manner. But there's also an uncomfortable undertone and some pointed political commentary. It's pointed out that the United States government itself is the world's largest arms dealer, and too often just as willing to get in bed with the worst dictators as Yuri is. Andre Baptiste Senior (Eamonn Walker), a particularly repulsive warlord (though he says it "lord of war", giving us the title), specifically points to the 2000 Supreme Court decision that handed the presidency to George W. Bush as proving that U.S. elections are just as crooked as the ones he holds.

The soundtrack selection is impressive and works well. Nicolas Cage's slightly off acting style makes Yuri a chilling character when you dig beneath the surface. His few boundaries are based around what is best for him staying in business, rather than any form of ethics. At the end of the movie, while Yuri walks free from legal punishment, he's lost everything he wanted in life except his career in arms dealing.

Content note: Lots of gun and other violence, often gory and lethal. We see the results of maiming injuries. Child death. Mention of rape. On-screen extramarital sex and nudity (no genitals), Yuri cheats on his wife. Prostitution. Discussion of racism. Alcohol and drug abuse. A boatload of rough language. This is a hard "R."

This movie is a fascinating but disturbing look at an area of history many people don't want to be reminded of. The politics may be offensive to some viewers. If you've got a strong stomach for this sort of thing and are willing to accept that fictionalization has somewhat distorted the picture, Lord of War is worth seeing...once.

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