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The Ballad of Andy Crocker (1969) dir. George McCowan

Corporal Andy Crocker (Lee Majors) is a hero. At least that's what the medal he won for bravery and getting wounded in action in Vietnam says. But his draft obligation is finally over, and Andy is flying back to the States with his best friend from his platoon, David Owens (Marvin Gaye). He dreams of his home near Dallas, Texas, returning to the loving arms of his sweetheart Lisa (Joey Heatherton) and taking up his old business, a motorcycle shop and racing track.

But even as he gets praise from other travelers, we learn there may be trouble on the horizon. Lisa sent Andy a letter a few months back suggesting they should try dating other people. The semi-literate Andy (he dropped out after third grade, though he's actually good at business math) didn't get around to writing her back, figuring he'd make his case in person.

Landing in Los Angeles, and the next bus to Texas not being until morning, Andy decides to go out on the town. There's some indication that the civilians are fed up with the draft, and there's not much he's interested in until Andy meets hippie girl Karen (Jill Haworth) who invites him to a party. She's interested in the handsome stranger, and listens to his story. Unfortunately, when the men arrive with the "party supplies", they aren't happy with Andy being there. (They're afraid the clean-cut soldier boy will narc on them for doing drugs.)

The main male hippie makes it clear that Andy isn't wanted, and insults him. Corporal Crocker leaves, but takes the hippie's motorcycle with him. Andy starts riding east, apparently just leaving his rucksack wherever he'd stowed it, and shows up in Texas a couple of days later, not even having changed out of his uniform.

Andy's parents Earl (Pat Hingle) and Emily Crocker (Claudia Bryar) are thrilled to see him alive and home at last, their joy papering over the family quarrels that had been building up before their son was drafted.

Things start going downhill from there. Andy discovers that his business partner Mack (Jimmy Dean) has run their motorcycle shop into the ground; his other motorcycle racing buddy Joe Bob (Bobby Hatfield) had married for money (only to find out all the money was in his wife's name), and no one came to the track races anymore, so the track was sold for development. All the money Andy sent home from his Army pay just barely kept the doors open. However Mack does have a potential buyer that will turn the motorcycle shop into a used car dealership and the money from the sale would be a decent nest egg. Pity that Andy doesn't want to sell; he's convinced he can turn the place around.

And Lisa? Well, she's married now. Has been, ever since she sent that letter. Her mother (Agnes Moorehead) introduced her to an up-and-coming executive. We don't get the whole backstory but it's clear Lisa is still fond of Andy. But she has her reasons why she has to stick with her husband.

This 1969 TV movie was one of the first to address the issues facing returning veterans from the Vietnam War. The mood of the country had turned against the war. and there was a distinct lack of support for the returnees and their problems. The later cliche of the "crazed Vietnam vet" was not a thing yet, but it's clear that Andy has unresolved issues. Yes, things have gone sour for his homecoming, but he's offered several ways of at least scraping by. No, he has to have the life he was taken from by the war, and this sends him into a tailspin.

The stolen motorcycle, Lisa's mother putting out an arrest warrant for Andy, and Mack tricking him into signing away the shop combine to snap Andy's temper, and he punches out his former friend. Then there's a motorcycle chase with the cops. Andy manages to evade them, but runs out of gas and just discards the bike.

In Oakland, Andy connects with David, who has a night shift factory job, barely. David's willing to put up his buddy for a day or two, but his wife fears that Andy won't be able to get back on his feet and become a long term guest in their tiny apartment. Andy winds up huddling on the steps of the local Army recruiting office in the early morning, there not being anywhere else for him to go.

The "ballad" part of the title comes from the sung narration that plays every so often over montages, going from optimistic to despairing as the movie goes on. Bizarrely, it's not done by any of the three music stars that are in the movie. Some reviewers found it set their teeth on edge. I just found it mediocre.

This is a bleak movie, and is mostly interesting for being the first of its kind; there have been much better movies about Vietnam veterans returning home. Recommended to Lee Majors fans.
skjam: Skyler Sands as a UNIT soldier (Unit)
Universal Squadrons (2011) dir. Mark Millhone (also released as "Minuteman.")

Captain Lance Deakin (Riley Smith) has returned to his Texas ranch after a second hitch in Iraq as a quartermaster at an isolated supply depot. During his absence, his lover Becca (Willa Ford) and hired hand Corky (David Born) have been trying to keep the place afloat, but the money just hasn't been coming in, so there's been no cash for repairs as the ranch falls apart and the bank's getting pushy about their loan repayments. Becca's on edge because Lance had promised to marry her, then put it off when he got called to active duty.

Which is all stressful enough, but Lance is having violent outbursts and what appear to be hallucinations, as well as sporadic superhuman speed. Some of his symptoms seem to resemble Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, but since he supposedly never saw combat and spent most of his spare time just playing the violent videogame "Minuteman" with his squad, he shouldn't have that much trauma. Right? And although he doesn't realize it for a while, he's being watched.

It turns out that Lance is part of a top secret super-soldier project codenamed "Minuteman." He's being observed by the head of the project, Dr. White (Marshall R. Teague) who has a cover as a neurologist at the local VA hospital. Lance has been brainwashed into thinking most of the events involving the project were part of the videogame. But if he breaks that conditioning, or becomes irreversibly unstable, then it will be up to enforcer Peacemaker (Christian Kane) to terminate him.

After an opening that makes it look like this will be a horror film where "if you die in the game you die in real life", the movie makes an attempt to look like a realistic film about the problems of small farmers and veterans. This part drags, though Barry Corbin as Lance's disabled veteran father who has an alcohol problem and looks down on Lance for not actually being in combat livens up his scenes.

In general, the cast is much better than the material they've been given to work with. The film's a bit of a slog, with bits of violence and bloody corpses about to try to keep up interest.

The videogame effects get a fair amount of play, and the shoddy computer graphics are fitting for this particular plotline. The superspeed, on the other hand, is criminally underused for budget reasons. A fight scene between two soldiers with superspeed should not be that underwhelming.

The ending makes me think this started as a pitch for a continuing action show.

Content note: violence, sometimes lethal. Bloody corpses. Medical torture. Becca has a shower scene (no naughty bits) and it's made clear she and Lance are having extramarital sex. Hallucinatory sequences make it unclear whether certain events really happened.

Overall: Not good enough to be fun, nor bad enough to enjoy. Most recommended to fans of the specific actors filling out checklists.
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Joe (2013) dir. David Gordon Green

Joe Ransom (Nicolas Cage) is holding his life together...barely. He runs a small business that kills trees unsuitable for lumber for the local lumber company, employing a day worker crew that works hard for the cash money and appreciates that he doesn't cheat them. Maybe he smokes and drinks too much, but that helps him deal with the explosive temper that previously got him sent to prison. He doesn't keep in contact with his children, and is unaware he's about to be a grandfather. Not being the nosy type, Joe doesn't ask too many questions when a fifteen-year-old boy wanders onto the work site and asks for a job.

Gary (Tye Sheridan) drifted into town with his family a short while back. His father Wade (Gary Poulter) is an abusive alcoholic who keeps Gary, his mother and his mute sister together mostly out of having nowhere else to go.

Wade also joins the work crew, but quickly alienates the other laborers while doing none of the actual work. Joe fires Wade and Gary, but allows Gary to come back on his own, because the boy does a man's work for a man's pay. Joe and Gary bond, and Joe becomes increasingly displeased with the way Wade treats his son.

Local asshole Willie-Russell (Ronnie Gene Blevins) has a grudge against Joe, and then Gary, and takes several steps to make the situation worse, culminating in a lethal showdown.

This movie was shot near Austin, Texas and takes place in an impoverished rural area. Decaying buildings and garbage-strewn landscapes contrast with the better parts of the outdoors. This isn't a place for people to get ahead in life; survival is not guaranteed either.

Joe's relationship with the police is complicated. The sheriff is a childhood friend and tries to look out for Joe, but being hassled by cops is one of Joe's temper triggers, and his time in prison was from a tussle he'd had with them years before, so the deputies are not inclined to give him slack. Thus, when criminal things are happening, Joe prefers to either ignore them or handle it himself.

Gary is a remarkably good kid considering his circumstances, and just maybe he will do okay, but there's a lot of heartache to get to the end of the movie.

The movie takes its own sweet time getting to the explanations for things, and for quite a way in it's not clear where exactly the story is going.

Content note: gun and hand to hand violence, some lethal. We get to see Joe tending to his own gunshot wound. Wade beats and belittles Gary, and it's implied he abuses the rest of the family as well. Alsohol and tobacco abuse. Attempted rape. Nudity, on screen sex (no genitals). A dog dies. This is exceptionally rough stuff and even many high school students may not be ready for it.

Nicolas Cage does a good job of portraying a man who is desperately trying to be subdued, to live and let live, but is very close to snapping violently--and then does. It's not one of his memeable roles, but if you enjoy him in serious dramatic roles, this one is worth checking out.

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