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From Russia With Love (1963) dir. Terence Young

James Bond (Sean Connery) is being stalked through a garden maze by a mysterious figure. The stalker manages to get the jump on Bond and strangle him with a wire garotte concealed in his watch. Our hero is dead! But no, we swiftly learn that this was another man disguised as Bond as a test for Donald "Red" Grant (Robert Shaw), who we will formally meet later.

A chess master named Kronsteen (Vladek Shaybel) is called away from a championship match, but stays just long enough to checkmate his opponent. His summoner, Blofeld (?) is the head of the freelance espionage group SPECTRE. He expects Kronsteen to come up with a plan to destroy James Bond in retaliation for 007's defeat of their agent Dr. No. The field commander for the operation will be Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya), formerly commander of the Soviet counterintelligence agency SMERSH. She recruits Red Grant from SPECTRE Island as the muscle, and Tatiana "Tanya" Romanova (Daniela Bianchi), a clerical worker at the Russian embassy in Istanbul, as the bait. Tatiana is unaware that Klebb has switched allegiance, so believes she is working in the interests of the Soviet Union.

At last we see the real Bond, who's called away from a picnic with his current lady friend to confer with his boss M (Bernard Lee). Tatiana has sent a communication claiming that she has fallen in love with 007 based on his dossier and photograph, and that she wants to defect, bringing a Lektor coding device with her, but only if James himself comes to pick her up. It's clearly a trap, but the bait is excellent, and Bond is sure he can outwit the KGB. He flirts with Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell) and gets a gimmicked briefcase from gadgeteer Boothroyd (Desmond Llewelyn), codename Q.

In Istanbul, Bond meets up with local spy chief Kerim Bey (Pedro Armendáriz), an affable fellow who has a relatively relaxed relationship with both Western and Eastern agents. Red Grant works behind the scenes to stir hostilities up between the various spies as part of the SPECTRE plan. bond is temporarily caught up with Kerim Bey's feud with the Bulgarian agents.

Finally, it's time for James Bond and Tatiana Romanova to meet. 007 has entered the trap--can he find a way out?

This was the second "official" James Bond movie, rushed into production to come out only a year after Dr. No. One of the biggest changes from the book version is changing the villains from SMERSH to SPECTRE, having the third party manipulate the national agencies against each other. The main plan is to have Bond steal the coding device with Tatiana's help, film their sex scenes, and then make it appear that they have killed each other in a sordid murder/suicide scandal. As a bonus, SPECTRE will be able to ransom the Lektor back to the Soviets.

Good: Lots of exciting action, excellent scenery in Istanbul, a strong base story. The cast is strong, and Blofeld is suitably sinister and mysterious. The confrontation with Grant on the Orient Express is a classic of suspense and brutal hand to hand combat.

Less good: There's a lot of setup, so the main plot doesn't get going until about halfway through the movie. While all the scenes are good in and of themselves, I got a bit impatient for Tatiana and Bond to finally be on screen together, and this means the "falling in love" part is seriously rushed.

Content note: Action movie violence, often lethal, but very little blood. Rosa Klebb is implied to be sexually attracted to Tatiana (this is explicit in the book) and acts creepy about it (bad touch!) Female nudity (blurred), shirtless men. A scene at a "Gypsy" encampment has the traditional exotic dancer, and a less typical "scantily clad women's professional wrestling" bout. (In the book this is a naked wrestling bout.) Bond is implied to have extramarital sex with multiple women. Karim has a mistress, though they don't get far before action interrupts. Karim also has multiple sons but no mention of a wift. Fish are forced to fight each other to the death. Late teens and up should be able to handle it, younger viewers may need adult guidance.

This is one of the top Bond movies; the formula isn't fully settled yet, but Sean Connery has grown into his role. Lotte Lenya is awesome as Rosa Klebb, and the rest of the cast also does a good job. Highly recommended to action movie fans able to handle some outdated cultural notions.
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971) dir. Guy Hamilton

We open with James Bond (Sean Connery) globetrotting in a search for his archenemy, Ernst Stavros Blofeld (Charles Gray), leader of the international crime syndicate SPECTRE. He quickly catches up to and kills two Blofelds, one of whom was a surgically-altered double for the real criminal. But that personal vendetta satisfied, 007 is called back to work. It seems that somehow a large quantity of diamonds is being smuggled out of South Africa and not turning up elsewhere. The business group that has a near-monopoly on wholesale diamonds is worried that the smugglers may be stashing away a huge supply to either crash the market or extort cash from the legal suppliers in exchange for not doing so. Bond's assignment is to infiltrate the smuggling ring and find out who's behind it.

James is substituted for transport expert Peter Franks (Joe Robinson) and meets up with the Amsterdam connection, Tiffany Case (Jill St. John). He's able to get into her good graces by killing the escaped Franks and planting evidence that Franks was James Bond. James is tasked with getting a shipment of diamonds into Las Vegas, Nevada.

Meanwhile, it appears that the smuggling ring has all the diamonds it needs, so assassins Mr. Wint (Bruce Glover) and Mr. Kidd (Putter Smith) are eliminating each of the lower-ranking members. This catches up to James Bond when the (heavily implied to be lovers) duo ambush him at a funeral home in Las Vegas and attempt to cremate our hero.

This fails because James switched out the diamonds for fakes with the help of CIA agent Felix Leiter (Norman Burton) and the baddies now need him alive. All roads lead to eccentric casino owner and tech giant Willard Whyte (Jimmy Dean)--but what does this recluse need with so many diamonds?

This was Sean Connery's last mainline James Bond movie, and for legal reasons, the last SPECTRE appearance for decades.

007 working on behalf of the notoriously monopolistic diamond industry and the apartheid government of South Africa would be more grating, but unlike the book version, the movie quickly moves to make those employers irrelevant.

There's some nice fight scenes, particularly one starring Bambi (Lola Larson) and Thumper (Trina Parks). Willard Whyte's bodyguards/jailers. There's also a couple of car chases--the one with the moon rover is my favorite, but the one on the Strip is cool too.

The title song has clever lyrics, but is not quite as good musically as some other Bond themes.

Jill St. John's Tiffany Case is a fun Bond girl, but love makes her stupid. Her IQ visibly drops the more attracted she is to Bond.

One of the nifty things about this is seeing 1971 Las Vegas and their idea of advanced technology. (The moon landing was faked!)

Content note: violence, male-oriented fanservice, Bond as always indulges in extra-marital sex. Some gender-based slurs.

Overall, a fun movie, about middling Bond. I understand that in England, watching a James Bond movie is a Christmas tradition, so this might hit the spot if you can't be with your family.
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Goldfinger (1964) dir. Guy Hamilton

On his way back from a Caribbean sabotage mission, British agent James Bond (Sean Connery) stops over in Miami Beach. He's met by his CIA contact Felix Leiter (Cec Linder) who passes on a mission from MI-6 boss M. Bond's to do some surveillance of British citizen Auric Goldfinger (Gert Frobe). Why? Not explained at this time.

But it's immediately obvious that Goldfinger's a rotter who cheats at cards. James quickly works out how it's done and suborns Goldfinger's accomplice Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton). Goldfinger retaliates by having Jill painted with "gold" that suffocates her to death.

Back in London, Bond is briefed on his actual assignment. It seems that Goldfinger is somehow smuggling gold out of Britain. It's gold he legally owns, but the movement is illegal. If Bond can prove how it's done, the Bank of England will be able to freeze the bullion. James is outfitted with Q Branch's latest gadgets, including a tricked-out Aston-Martin automobile. Bond plays golf with Goldfinger, learns about the wealthy man's bodyguard, the mute and deadly Korean Oddjob (Harold Sakata), and outcheats his opponent.

Then it's off to Switzerland, where Goldfinger has an industrial plant. Bond is joined in this part by Tilly Masterson (Tania Mallet), Jill's sister. James does learn how the smuggling is done, but is captured by Goldfinger, who is working with the Red Chinese agent Ling (Burt Kwouk) on a larger scheme. 007 manages to talk his way out of being bisected with an industrial laser, and is taken to Kentucky by pilot Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman). Now that the true plan is revealed, can Bond stop it?

Goldfinger was the third James Bond movie, and the first to be an immediate hit, helped not least by the brassy opening theme sung by Shirley Bassey.

Good: The gradual reveal of just what Goldfinger is actually up to builds suspense throughout the movie. We know he's a baddie from the beginning, but just how much of one continues to grow with each of his actions. He may be quite mad, but he's not stupid.

Good action, especially the final fight with Oddjob.

The latest technology! Lasers were super new when this movie was made, and it's hard to remember that this is science fiction when they're so ubiquitous now.

Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Less good: Magical orientation-changing sex. (More subtle than in the book due to film censorship rules.)

The movie started and/or hit all the traditional James Bond 007 beats, and still stands up well.

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